Metal Masterpiece Edition

Metal Masterpiece Edition
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what is your masterpiece?

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hi

First for hipster nu male poseurcore dm

hi! Grindcore is not a sin

It's a good album, you should beat hipsters, they are like this defense tower game, you beat them, you upgrade, and you beat them more

only a true intellectual such as myself can appreciate this album

Easter?

I already beaten my eggs
can we make a metal grindcore thread?
like this one?

/metal/ has always been a devout Catholic general you know

I will post grindcore / death.
Is it okay?

>he's not listening to the AOTY

>no logo
>no title
>be offended that nobody knows you

disabused
youtube.com/watch?v=rrY27mlErRs
cool band

>holidays

Meat Shits
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your genre?

it's one of those pretentious covers

and nobody knows what the band is
perfect marketing

>your genre?
dead metal

Tod Metal? I like Ted.
My favorite? demented ted
Anything to recommend? Something you listened lately? I listened to a lot of grindcore recently

I wanted to post Toxic Diffusion, but instead I got System of a down.

for fuck sake, father,why have you forsaken me, dammit

Post melodeath

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Okay
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Will this be AOTY?

God fucking dammit. Too early, the kids are not asleep. But yes, I love you

Power metal is god-tier.
Black metal and deathcore are gutter-tier.

Nobody even knows the name of the band

No shit sherlock. What's your next revelation?
That Death Metal is poor man's Thrash?

>nobody even knows the name of this band

how does nobody know Nokturnal Mortum?

Nokturnal Mortum

Dammit, I just realized that I put /metal/ in the wrong bracket. I need your forgiveness

For the same reason nobody heard of Nocturnal Winds

Thank you manager, now tell me where I can buy their latest CDs

Best Disembodied record of all time was when they replaced the wigger vox with a guy who sounds like he was 400lb of fat

youtube.com/watch?v=uqwk0egqAXs

John Lithgow is a masterpiece actor

>he hasn't heard of nokturnal mortum

We are not all edgy nazi fucks you know

>fat
that's not Crowbar
youtube.com/watch?v=82orAnzFuE8

What albums do you lift to?

redpill me on power metal

I haven't heard of whatever whatevermortum
What's the big deal? Did they kill anyone?
If they didn't, don't bother me
Also, Abbath is for jail memes

I approve this album

If you like it it's good if you don't it's not

What happened to the good old Arghoslent?

I think Mike Fisketti sounds fatter but I respect this fatness of this vox. This has that 300lb + pack of cigs vibe. Mine is 400lb straightedge

>What's the big deal?
the voice of steel is one of the most acclaimed extreme metal albums to be released in the last 10 years

it's also very good, you should check it out

Thanks, going to add this to my list of Garbage Albums.

If you're not fat, eat few mcdonalds, and then ENTRY

listen my guy can barely move his lips they're so laden with fat

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Fallen Angel Of Doom, Show No Mercy, any Archgoat album, Painkiller, Rust in Peace

thanks you kind user have some too
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I feel like it's a meme. I hate memes. I must avoid it, even if it's good

Godfucking dammit. When I was a young metalhead, older metalheads made fun of me, and played slipknot. Now I'm an old metalhead, and young metalheads make fun of me, and play some memes.

Stop

...

>hardcore barking
>fat
what a waste of trips.

captcha: ride ayrton
life is a joke

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NU-MALE

How many of today young metalheads do you guys think are Sup Forums dwellers?

All of them. Especially those who have no wife, job, nor kids

Metalheads talk in memes now. What do you think?

you aren't much of a metalhead if you'd never heard of nokturnal mortum before now mate

i don't think it's a meme, you shouldn't avoid it

look, here it is: youtube.com/watch?v=QcsVp0A4Vik

Metalheads don't browse Sup Forums.
People who browse Sup Forums are metalheads

since when is the voice of steel, the one album by nokturnal mortum that doesn't sound exactly like every other fucking album by nokturnal mortum, a meme

You fucks better not be sprouting memes at shows

>I'm not a metalhead if I didn't hear the newest meme
godfucking dammit, stop bullying me

Old metalheads are old, they will die on their toilet while listening to napalm death to have their bowels move. They will hate us, because we are not true, and we are not true, because we know memes, like burzum, or nokturnal mortum.

here, I explained to you everything

This is fat.
You slim fucks
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7/10 took me like three replies to realise you were pretending to be retarded

>tfw I wasn't pretending
>tfw you are too entangled in your memes that you can't stop, and can't stop appreciating someone for who he is

They will never enjoy the best meme genre. Melodeath.

Feels good.

Melodeath was a meme at first
It became what Nu Metal and Deathcore became
Are you really sure that you want to go that path?
I'm not judging, just warning

>Double dubs of great wisdom

I don't know user melodeath is pretty catchy. 90% of deathcore are boring chugs and riffs tho

Just listen to Voice of Steel already you autistic fuck
>It became what Nu Metal and Deathcore became
That is true, but Gothenburg and Melodeath in general up to 1996 is actually fantastic and y'all need to stop pretending it isn't

anyone find these lyrics gay?
Long been down but never been this low
Years of anguish finally start to show
I've seen so much in my many years
With these broken hands
I've wiped the tears

God pray for me
Please take all that I'm offering
All that I have
I'm done

Through these eyes I saw a desperate man
Lost the grip I felt that I once had
I've seen so much in my many years
With these broken hands
I've wiped the tears

Learn from all this
Learn to be a man
Burn from all this
Burn my heart in my hand


it's from crowbar

Should we expand this chart?

Dark Tranquility were true, before they became faggots

Forgot pic

Even In Flames were great up unitl Whoracle (their debut is probably my favourite in the entire style), and the whole of ATG is great; regardless of the shitfest that their 1995 basically spawned, even that album is golden.

Look sorry, but I think it might need a good trim before anything is "expanded".

Regardless, Melodeath is problematic to discuss.
For example, I could call you a faggot, but I will not, because I like you.

See? It's difficult

Blood stain child should be replaced with their debut album. You know when they actually wrote riffs and didn't have a gay female vocalist.

Otherwise I don't really see a problem

Crowbar is a weird band
they're too accessible and clean-sounding to be grouped under the old school sludge/doom banner with bands such as eyehategod, acid meme, iron monkey, etc
but they're not part of the modern / nu-male sludge scene neither
i don't know where they belong

>Malefaction
>threnody
>Sentenced
>Horrid
>Eucharist
>Amorphis
>Uncanny
>manowar guys
the rest of the faggots fit, but the first 4 rows are arrggggh.

>any melodeath
>"essential"

They belong in darkness and suffering.
Everywhere that makes them hurt
This is where is our place too, btw

have you looked at the albums? it's a trap!

I feel you. It is indeed one of the most memorable shitstorm starters out there. "Problematic" is a p. gay word tho

feel free to laugh, but there was a time, when this band used to be called nu / thrash metal
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there is a funny story, because this band was supporting slayer in Poland. the poles threw bread (literally) at the band because they hated the band. as the result, the poles were called anti-semites, and system of a down became famous

>good
>ok
>ok
>Good
>Haven't heard
>Great
>Haven't heard
>Who?

Really the top row is just there because they were one of the earliest melodeaths. No need to remove them

That's why I don't talk. Except this one final time.
Let's spread good metal. Once they see that we are just like them, it will be easier for them to accept our quirks. I don't want to sound like a faggot, but how else I can explain that so many albums were great, even before they were born? I can't

The truth is that you are a noob. Shut up and educate yourself. It's painful to see people manipulating the lists like that, to their own ends.
It's unethical

>I turn my head around my shoulder
>And see a hand coming from the ground
>Thinking what the fuck is going on?
>The gate is locked, I am trapped

>The truth is that you are a noob
>noob

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Enough of this bullshit, the one and the only real true Black Metal band

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Melodeath

niggas, top that
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these girls burned all the churches of my heart

John lithgow is a metalhead
The guy blasts Deicide when he is not too far away from the third rock from the sun

Bogart was a hard rocker
"play it again bitch"
look at him, all ready to burn the church

finish the sentence faggots
"I hat an out of body experience, her name was...."
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Melodies are for gay nu-males.

Post brutal death

>/metal/ suddenly hates SOAD
what happened? they're the only "nu-metal" band worth of appreciation

There were always people who hated SOAD just because nu-metal.

also, turks hate armenia

Come on now, they have one and a half decent albums and they got insanely gay after their third.

Sucks to be a turk cause they missing out on this band.

I would say that it sucks to be armenian. but whatever, I'm not a jew