WHY DOES CLEVELAND HAS TO WIN EVERYTHING

WHY DOES CLEVELAND HAS TO WIN EVERYTHING.

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but they won't

I'm so fucking sick of Cleveland sports teams always winning desu

at least the browns will go 0-16

Why the fuck you care canuckfag?

>WHY DOES CLEVELAND HAS TO WIN EVERYTHING.
If I saw this two years ago, I'd die of laughter.

I think the Apocalypse is upon us.
Cleveland winning two championships in one year. Wow.

at least it isn't new york, LA, philadelphia, or anywhere in texas or massachusets

To paraphrase an old saying, you wait ages for a championship and then two come along at once.

CLE sports fan here, your time will come along canacuck be patient like we have.

Is there a Canada/Cleveland rivalry forming? First the Raptors and now the Bluejays lost to Cleveland teams.

thats the extent of it. Canadians are rightfully a little salty because their teams could have been in the NBA Finals and World Series if not for Cleveland

I just love the idea of them being the current Titletown while having the worst football team in NFL history

4 if you count ufc and ahl. That makes them the winningest city in sports history in a single year

Doesn't Cleveland also have a minor league soccer team that won?

I can't wait for their racist mascot getting taken away because of all the attention they're getting now

Not sure about that

Cleveland/Toronto. Most Canadians are glad that Cleveland is BTFOing those shitters. Ohio would be GOAT state if the Blue Jackets crippled Auston Matthews

I can't wait for all the injuns around me to "acquire" Indians hates and wear them with pride.

*hats

If they change the team name at least they'd have retired the Indians franchise with a historic win.

You know what the sad part is? The Indians were 28th in attendance. The Cavaliers attendance was higher than the Indians....it's okay to be fairweather

I don't see them changing the name.
Wahoo is in real danger, though.

the fucking MARLINS had more fans this season

Cleveland is a football town first and foremost, so most people don't give a shit about baseball until like, 2/3 through the regular season. And most people just didn't think that they could do it. The team looked good, but not enough to do any real post-season damage.
Plus, tickets are kind of expensive for mildly poor Clevelanders.

the browns sacrifice their nfl season so the other teams in the city can win

>Plus, tickets are kind of expensive for mildly poor Clevelanders

so NOW you can afford playoff tickets when they're expensive as shit? Are they more expensive than the Cavaliers?

I'm saying that the people who had the interest to go to the regular season games were driven away by the prices, but now that it's post-season/world series big games, people with actual money are shelling out for tickets.

Obsessive samefaggot, literally no one cares

and 26th in payroll.
I wouldn't spend half my blue collar wages for a "no stars, trade the stars" team either.
cleveland is not chicago rich.
but Tito is a genius with this payroll

Excuses. Cleveland is a shit city

bro story cool

If this were Chicago, Seattle, or New York the lack of attendance would be spammed everywhere on this page for eternity

Hue Jackson is going for the perfect 0 season to power up for a 10 year superb owl dynasty cap this post

>user will still say poor ass cleveland is "bandwagon" when this happens

I used my credit card
I don't have a Cleveland playoffs slush fund laying around

just a reminder that Stipe Miocic broke the curse, not the Cavs

BECAUSE THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE MUST LIVE, BROTHER

Cleveland is like the 50th most populated city in the god damn country and poor as shit, and baseball is a long season. That said they did hold the record for most sell outs 6 straight seasons or something like that and that runs a period with only two ALCS wins.

Why don't rich ass northside Cubs fags sell out every fucking day? NYC is the most populated city in the country and bandwagon central, they don't have even that.

I get it you're mad but seriously just walk away.

Pretty sure the Cubs were 5th in attendance this year and way ahead of the basketball team.

>MUH POOR

but you can still go to Cavs games? The Cavs average was higher than the Indians

>cavs win championship
>indians win series
>browns have a perfect regular season

Are other cities even trying?

It's a different group of fans, numbnuts.
Most people going to Cavs games didn't give a shit about the Indians until they got into October.

>Most people going to Cavs games didn't give a shit about the Indians until they got into October.
Thanks for proving my point numbnuts

>5th
2,700,000 million people and on the rich side of town yeah they can make that happen easy.

The Cavs have actually the best storyline in sports history and a true home town hero, I wonder why they do well all the time now?

I think your butthurt is getting in the way of your reading comprehension.

>The Cavs have actually the best storyline in sports history and a true home town hero
Funny when you were all burning his jersey when he left

Jokes on you, I never owned a Lebron jersey.

minor league hockey

but back in the day the Cleveland Crunch won a bunch of indoor soccer league championships

Yeah that's part of the storyline numbnuts and it proves that Cleveland fans aren't casuals when they were willing to burn jerseys of the greatest player of the generation when he turned his backs on them.

Literally just take the L and walk away

cleveland.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/08/soccers_royals_bring_cleveland_1.html

>mfw Browns get #1 pick and win the owl next year

it is foretold

>CLE supports CLE
Where have the Browns players been at the World Series? I know Haden and those guys would go to Cavs games all the time together. Does Hue not let them out of the football dungeon at night?

>burning jerseys means true fans

your logic is worse than ohio state's special teams against penn state

You're actually retarded.

If were counting bullshit sports then the monsters won the ahl cup this year and they actually broke the curse

>tfw we there is a bizzaro world where cleaveland sports suck and I have a gf

I find it funny how the dodgers have the best fans in baseball attendance wise but we always choke

nigga its 2016 anyone can buy nosebleeds for $6 on stubhub and just move down

Are you getting it confused with like, three years ago?

It's mostly the food prices that I've seen complaints about.

any grown ass man should be able to resist the urge to get gouged by stadium food. I just stop at a restaurant on my way to the stadium or I get fast food and eat it in the parking lot

you know it's all about getting one for da land

>Cleveland cucks the blowgays and craptors
>Toronto gets its revenge and cucks the Browns, who get relegated to CFL while they get an NFL expansion team

Based Stipe preceded this though

Thank You Miocic

>the browns go 0-18 in the CFL

Chief Wahoo won't so much as begin to disappear unless they change the name. They can't simply scrub Wahoo, he's a big part of the team's history.

this

native americans should put up their best fighter against clevelands best fighter. winner decides wahoo's fate.

No he didnt. Calden cup was before that fight

lel

aren't there 50 more games to play?

anyway, I want WILD THING to win this

now I feel like watching that movie again

>tfw the Cleveland indians blows 3-1 lead to lose the World Series

It's going to happen

>apocalypse
that's if the Cubs win man. Cleveland is literally our last line of defense against the end of days.

4 da lan'

Fucking rust belt hovel.

They've managed to ruin two of the greatest stories in sports history.

EVERYONE wanted to see Steph Curry repeat as champ. Steph is the most likable star in the league, and him repeating over LeBum, the game's biggest villain, would've been the stuff of myth.

And how their meme pitching strategy (starter for 5 innings to Miller/Allen) is not only going to prevent something American sports fans have been wanting to see for a long time (Cubs title), but will also ruin baseball as GMs copycat their meme pitching-by-committee tactic.

Imagine getting pumped for a big time pitching matchup between Dwight Gooden and Roger Clemens or something back in the 80s, and both only duel for 4 or 5 innings before some lanky faggot comes in for relief.

It's cheap baseball. Need a rule change after this. Starters should be required to go for 8 innings minimum or until they give up 3 runs, then they can be pulled before 8.

Hahahaha suck it cubbies

Okay, Steph

Are they finally going 0-16 this year?

They don't sell out every game but they get close, even when they're shit.

Plus the Cubs haven't won an nlcs in 71 years

That's as worse as NBA fags bitching the last two years that they should get rid of the three point shot.

The owners have a reputation for being cheap and not paying to keep top prospects once they develop, or not getting someone to help at the trade deadline when the are in contention. The Tribe did that this year and are in the WS bc of it.

fwiw the television ratings have been incredible, so people are watching, they just don't want to go downtown.

The Indians sold out year after year bc they had a line up filled with allstars who were brought through the minors, and the owners always made big moves and got top shelf free agents. currently the Cavs have the best player and have guaranteed trips to the Finals

the Indians attendance will jump next year

Of course it will because of the bandwagon.

That happens with every team of every sport

yeah, but in a year with a terrible qb class filled with tier II memesters

yeah, I wanted to delete that but forgot to bc morning weed and strong coffee

The Browns have been competitive in most of the games they've lost, I think there's a shot of getting one win somewhere.

He'll never just disappear, but if the Indians just stop putting his face on gear then he'll just fade away over the course of a generation. At this point, it's the only real solution.

>game goes to extras
>team loses because they have to rely on positional players to pitch

How much shitposting would occur if a Cleveland horse won the Triple Crown?

So were the '08 Loins. Still, I don't think they have what it takes to replicate the dream team.

literally no one counts those Clevecuck

well, they are always in the running for the number 1 draft pick in the NFL.