XXX: Return of Xander Cage

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>1:03

D..Did.. Did this nigga just ride on water or am i going mad ?

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HYPE

me too senpaï

why the hell they use in this trailer the same song used by hitman?

Its entirely possible over short distances of water with a normal bike. Modified bikes can go further.

>that shot where he's holding on to the bike underwater

is this kino?

Yes !!! Yeeehaw !!!

Wow, that music is absolutely awful.

hes also riding up a wave

Hyped!! Cant w8 for the return of cheesy action movies.

you tell me

hmmmmm

>january release

I like how Bisping walked off the movie set to heem the shit outta that faggot Rockhold

>donnie yen

This must be complete shit

Vin Deasel should play Luthor-sr. in DCEU

why the fuck is ruby rose still a thing?

>play a dead person
>play a person who has no investment in destroying Superman

no

>mfw in the movie he goes back on land with the bicycle and it still works

truly the best genre

Dec/Jan release clearly means oscar bait. XXX is kinetic kino.

Because she's gonna get Nina Dobrev in the movie.

>this instead of more Riddick

Fuck off

Didn't he get fucking offscreened in XXX2?

DVD deleted scene, also spies fake their death all the time.

Nah they just say he's dead because that's what everyone thought at the end of 1 if I remember right.

Hitman: Agent 47 actually used it first and worst.

Seriously though, fuck that movie. Absolutely and totally disgusting.

WAOWAOWAOWAWA

I learned a long time ago to not watch movies based on video games.

They used to be good.

No they not.

Give me some examples, I'm not a moviefag so I honestly can't give you a definitive list.

Looks fucking retarted, can't wait

Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter
Tomb Raider was decent

I don't think you understand what used to be means.

The movie's trailer actually got me to play the games (pulling off kills in Blood Money was satisfying as hell, and the new game ain't shabby either) but knowing what could have been made me hate the movie THAT much more

What do you mean?

>Nerman

I mean that just two movies dont prove your point.

I don't remember the others aside from the Mortal Kombat movies, but even then I remember watching the MK movies thinking they were kind of meh.

Even though the MK movies were actually pretty alright. Far from shit tier. At least game-movie compared given from what they had to work with.

Max Payne and Hitman though? No.

That's actually a good turn.

>D..Did.. Did this nigga just ride on water or am i going mad ?

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With enough initial speed, it'd be possible to go pretty much indefinitely

Well it's not like there was plenty of them. They still don't shit out a lot of vidya movie even now. A few good movie is enough to prove that there was a time when video games movie could be legitimately good. Right now any video game movie is confirmed shit.

MK was far from meh. That being said we're only talking about the aspect of them being based on video games and in that aspect there were excellent.

God damn Vin Diesel is one charismatic mother fucker.

He should really do more voice acting, as well as audiobooks

>skis in the jungle

kek

its either him or Dwayne johnson

Dwayne is more expressive and emotive desu famalamadingdongs

looks lame.The idea for the movie is outdated,its not the early 00s anymore.Box office bomb guaranteed.

I like them both but you don't need to be expressive to be charismatic. Vin's likable because he's so deadpan and low-key all the time.

That was a good movie though

Nigga this shit is going to make hundreds of millions

O LOOK ANOTHER MOVIE WITH A BUNCH OF ASIANS IN IT SO THAT IT DOESN'T BOMB HERE AND MAKES $6575445 MILLION IN CHINA

VIN DIESEL IS ALSO THE CHINESE TOM CRUISE AT THIS POINT

Simmer down, Sax Rohmer.

nah,no one is excited for this kind of stuff anymore,like i said its not the early 00s anymore.There is no hype too.I dont see how anyone with a functioning brain would go to see such movie..

Just wait and see all the malfunctioning brains going to watch this

>I dont see how anyone with a functioning brain would go to see such movie..
That's the whole point. This shit is going to print money.

Pic related
Release date: April 3, 2015 (USA)
Director: James Wan
Film series: The Fast and the Furious
Box office: 1.516 billion USD
Budget: 190 million USD

he put his little jew boy in jail, nigga
das enough motivation

Everything about your post is cancer.

please don't. i'm just an esl qt from china pretending to be black on the internet.

Do normies even remember the first xXx

He could've transplanted his mind into Lex-jr. like in comics, or with Flash they could've made DCEU's Earth-2, with Zack Snyder everything is possible.

It is onTV all the time here, so yes they do

i just want to watch it for nina dobrev

spotted the tard.
>no one

Love this meme. There are literally hundreds of millions of ppl that care about shit you dont

Hype

Why the fuck are they making this? There was nothing exceptional enough about xXx that it deserves a sequel fifty years later

Well, XXX was special in the case that it re-designed the Secret Agent formula in movies. Before XXX spies were always these suave, tuxedo wearing guys because of James Bond influence. Then suddenly you had the foul-mouthed extreme sports guy being more of an Anti-Hero than spy. Without the success of XXX we wouldn't have gotten an adaption of the Bourne Identity.

This looke like fun garbage, hyped.

>we want FnF audience

I liked first xxx, but this will be shit.

>does epic tricks

kill me

I bet you are one fat fuck.

>>we want FnF audience

Because it has cars and bikes like the FIRST fucking movie? if anything FnF turned into xXx, not the other way around.

If you showed me trailers for both movies without titles, I would think it's the same movie.

xXx just have fewer cars

looks fun

>skiing through the rainforest
>skateboarding on the side of a bus
>riding a motorcycle across the ocean

moty

I want to agree but I feel like underage people will love it. I mean logically even fast furious should have failed

kek not really, but why?

Remember that these movies will finance the last Riddick movie, becasue Vin essentially has to pay them by himself.

What are the essential Vin Diesel kino? Only seen the Riddick movies but I kinda want to check out Fast and Furious. Which one is the best?

Tokyo Drift

But he died in the second one. What the fuck?

Come and fight me then motherfucker

The first 2 are quality pictures. I liked the little of him we see as Saving Private Ryan, and of course he absolutely makes The Iron Giant what it is.

The second one was shit and can be forgotten. Also, he doesn't die on screen, so it's easy to retcon as a faked death.

Where did his muscles go?

Tokyo Drift is the best Fast and Furious movie he appears in.

good.

i had my first wank to the first xXx movie when the girls in undies were grinding on the posterbed


then the second one had ice cube jackin a tank.

he never had much
and he's fat now

>when the girls in undies were grinding on the posterbed

my nigga

pretty much the only thing I remember from the first one. One of the first properly arousing things I had ever seen

>tfw met Vin Diesel outside a gay club on several occasions

i was there ironically

He used to look fine as hell. Wonder what happened.

>Sheila Rose

another thing i remember is Jak X and xXx both used the same Queens of the stone age song.

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>i was there ironically

What even

Who the fuck calls her Sheila?

>he doesnt go to gay bars to hit on dykes

i think it's pretty well known Vin bats for both teams, may even doing the do with Paul Walker.

Why is London getting blown up a lot in films lately?

Are there tax breaks in England for films at the moment?

who do you think, mate?

what are you gay

holy shit what the fuck