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First one to respond to OP gets a kiss

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>know a lad on my course from school
>in the same tutorial group
>he leaves the room as quickly as possible at the end so he can go sit with his new mates in the next lecture
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

please kill me

no

kay-on

good post

mwuh x

anyone else love gaping their arsehole, squirting in half a bottle of lube then squeezing it out all over your body?

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turks are STILL butthurt lids

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vote wilder

If you took a picture of yourself once in a while you might feel a bit happier :)

pics

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>We are going to maintain peaceful relations BY FORCE

keking at turks tbqh

nth for depression

hate daneposters

All I can attract on tinder are girls I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with

I'm awaiting the inevitable zinger/banter

>tfw mate is half roach
>tfw keep threatening him about the day of the rope

nth for committing suicide before age 30

crying

I'm not even sure what started the whole situation but good banter lol

nth for algebra

who /depression/ here?
who /virgin/ here?
who /friendless/ here?

what even happens when you reach 30 and are still a virgin. How could you ever admit to it? Presumably the woman would think you're joking. I'm a lot younger and not sure if I'd be taken seriously

you must be 18 to post here

check
check
shan't

might zing the Aussie

anthem of /brit/: youtube.com/watch?v=68cbjlLFl4U

>praise kek xD

The inventor of the world wide web, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, has unveiled a plan to tackle data abuse and fake news.

here. I wonder if people I talk to think I have friends and do things

im 28 and haven't had sex in 3 years. pretty much a born-again virgin.

I'm 21 and already have to lie about it

t. 18 last week

they wanted to come shill for some referendum that could make their president literally hitler and >we said "no"

You couldn't zing your way out of a yank convention mate

high probability
yes
no real, close friends anymore, just work colleagues

is it weird for me to shag a 16 year old if i'm 23?

seriously don't post things like that you have no idea how annoying that is.

she would think you were joking until she actually tried to engage any physical contact with you. girls have gone to hug me and i've instinctively recoiled away from them, and their brains could not compute

absolute noncery mate

Her parents will murder you and everyone you know will look at you strangely

Reported to the paedo police.

o-oh

oh piss off

anybody else think about suicide but in an existential/curious way? As in there is 0 chance of me doing it tomorrow or this year or the immediate future but it's interesting to contemplate

24 and I haven't had sex since November 2015

I was going to have sex in December of last year but once we got back to her place she revealed she was married and I bailed. Bitch.

Please send help

only put one sock on because its actually too warm to have socks on but i cænnæ be arsed to take it off again

until the law is changed, you can shag as many 16 year olds as you want. Nobody's going to stop you

scottish fiver mate

legal but frowned upon

dunno
yep
yep

everyone betrayed me. I'm fed up with this world

who /puts takes the teabag out after the milk is in/ here

FUCK OFF

>trying to stay friends with your old schoolmates at uni

Fucks sakes la, what are you doing

I love 4chans autism.

genuinely find it difficult to understand people and formulate sentences when speaking

that's what you get for spending your childhood on runescape I guess h-haha

25 yo khhv
you get good at lying, but this has deep lasting effects of your mental health.

>tfw I compulsively lie about nearly every aspect of my life since leaving 6th form out of shame at the state of it

really glad no one ever finds me interesting enough to ask probing questions

>AHAHA DUDE I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 1 MONTH I'M SUCH A LOSER LMAO
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I thought the real depression hours were much later than this

Alright body, proper chav face.

those black ladybirds with supposed STIs that kill off the native red ladybirds are mating on my window

just gassed them all with some deodorant

(there is genuine advice to kill the black ones because they will kill off the red ones)

that's actually aspergers

I'm not, it's just we're on similar courses so I would think the non autistic behaviour is to be somewhat pleasant to eachother. What he did was just rude.

Reminder that it's very possible you've argued online with this Irish shitposter

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exCUSE me sir but I have mild tisms and it's easy to speak to people

rorke fc absolutely btfo once again

>real depression
>wah wah wah i haven't had sex :((((
yeah, no

'sheed.

Proto-gf says she had depression because she still had "feelings" for her ex when she moved to uni.

Wanted to fucking scream in her face, but I repressed it and pretended to sympathise.

Don't think I'll ever be normal ngl.

I know haha

Hmmmmm

Being a virgin in your 20s is a symptom of severe mental problems, you're failing at your most basic biological purpose

I'm very good at writing but I stumble over my words when speaking a lot

I also have a deep voice so it sounds doubly weird

>adventurous shite

Women make it so easy. Pretend to be spontaneous and they will nosh you off in a fucking heartbeat.

*block your path*

I know a lot of people has been waiting for me to go for a swim in the ocean. Well today I ask kuyani people who is traditional own of the punge secret healing water if it was o.k for me to go for a swim in it and let me heal my mind and body up. The traditional own of secret healing water giving me the o.k to go for a swim. The secret healing water is a women group. But the traditional elders women a loud me to go for a swim and let me heal my mind and body up.

After having a swim in the secret healing water. It make me realize how important this women secret healing ground is for the kuyani people who trying they best and making a stand against the federal and state government who decided to use this secret healing water to dump nuclear waste on it and around it because of the water.

I well make sure when I reach Canberra I be telling them all that all my people in this big country do not what nuclear waste on our ancients land. The healing secret water was amazing and beautiful to go for swim in and I thank the kuyani elders and people for letting me go for a swim.

Same ffs

Reckon I did way too much reading and not enough speaking at an early age

drug money in my shoe box

Gf had a go at me last night because she feels like she's the boss of the relationship and wants me to start acting like a proper man, putting in more effort, taking charge.

felt quite a bit emasculated ahah

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all non whites must perish

*Notices your post*
*strokes chin*
*Flips open my notepad and begins jotting, resting my pen on my chin in thought halfway through*

hmmm... yes yes

Good morning Mr Magpie. How is your lady wife today?

in culture wars, the side with the sense of humour is the side that wins

Tell her that after she spoke down to you that you've had fantasies of her tying you down and making you choke on her fat cock.

>*Notices your post*
>*twiddles moustache*
my oh my
>*Flips open my thinkpad and begins tapping, resting my chin on my hand in thought halfway through*

>tfw your 28 year old friendless autistic stepsister keeps hitting on you

This really isn't like my Chinese cartoons and I don't much care for it.

sister's birthday tomorrow

haven't got her a present haha

*logs on to amazon prime*

The effects can vary greatly and may include:

>small testicles (hypogonadism)
>lack of facial, pubic and underarm hair
>poor muscle development
>breast tissue development (gynaecomastia)
>unexplained weight gain, especially on the stomach or trunk
>tiredness and fatigue
>small penis
>disproportionately long arms and legs compared to the length of the body
>taller than average height
>poor concentration
>single crease in the palm (simian crease)
>difficulties with sexual functioning
>speech and learning difficulties – in some cases this can lead to behavioural problems
>sadness, lowered mood or depression.

post stepsister

good job, foreign political campaigns must be banned in public places, I reckon.
(this isn't yet finished.)

is she cute

scampi, chips and mushy peas for dinner tonight.

then why did the Nazis lose?

youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU

>read some girl's tinder profile
>'I'm a film buff, each week I watch 2 movies'

Whoa

the world teamed up against them

funny how capitalists and communists allied

She's a 5/10 on a good day

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