Why aren't you at work or school right now?

Why aren't you at work or school right now?

Grave shift. 10 years and counting.

Just got home

Because it's 2 AM you Yankee Doodle Dandie Shit.

missed the bus

I don't work Wagecuck

Classes are only due in two weeks.

because it's 2:30 in the morning

> implying I'm not

bscause i already finished school

Because I don't work today

I got class in an hour

i earn enough money last year to chill and snowboard all this winter in switzerland

fuck you poorfag

>Why aren't you at work
I am...

I work nights and I'm too cool for fuck you

I am, actually. How's it feel knowing I'm being paid $50/hr to sit at my desk and browse Sup Forums?

because i just got home

I'm resting, waiting for the call that a tourist might need me or a path needs clearing.
Should be giving my snowmobile a look over (been making some sounds) but I'm tired. Hiked over 110 km in four days over hard terrain with a bunch of tourists from all over the world...
Have no urge to get out in -28 degrees C right now.

This is my cellphone. I have the stomach flue and am on the toilet.

EST runs the world

6pm to 6am for me

My company gives every friday off but I work 9 hours a day usually so I still make up the 80 hours.

because i'm in vacation.

Don't go to school. Not scheduled for work until Sunday.

slave

Somebody get this hothead outta here.

And this is how you spend it instead of smoking weed in Colorado before Jeff Sessions gets to it?

I am, I'm just taking a shit right now.

Because it's midnight

I have the mono

Rashida so snide

Because classes start at 11pm for me. Fridays are the easiest days for me.

4 10s nigga

I'm going to work, but I'm taking a shit before I get ready.

Class ended 3 hours ago

No, GMT does actually. Everyone knows that. Stop making us look like idiots faggot.

It's 2am, school doesnt start for another 2 days

No class on fridays

What is this 2AM shit

skipped

I work only 3 days a week

kek

I am at work. I get paid to be here, not to be productive. It's government work, I only have to work if something gets fucked up. I check in every few hours and make sure nobody ha's fucked up.

Because im takin a shit before class starts

because i only have one class today

just out of hospital

had meningitis, signed off work for at least three more weeks

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I always have to look up the the time when so one says GMT.

I keep track of EST when I travel, though. Nobody cares what time it is in England, Portugal, and Western Africa.

I am at work u fucknugget

Australia/NZ/Japan

I care.

Because I'm English, and we invented time so there.

Have a theoretical mechanics exam today so got some sleep in preparation. Skipped Quantum and my E&M exam was yesterday so no class there today.

and incest

Parents kept me from going to school and I can't get a job now

snow

I finished school at 3:00 and it's 4:18 now. Last day of school though fuck yeah

School or job closed because of snow? Lol.

sue them

it's 3am

Class doesn't start for another two hours.

come on south aussie come on come on

Not him, but I'm working from home because of icy slush everywhere. Deal with it, nerd.

yep we invented most stuff

Because i leave to start my army training in 3 weeks

How are you supposed to go to school when you can't even open your front door because your house is buried in snow?

pussies I bet you only have 2 inches of snow.

it's not time for my shift yet, faggot

But Anne Perkins I am literally at school right now.

I got transferred to a much less busier store and I fucking hate it. My hours are going down the drain.

Well, us minors are limited in how long we are allowed to work anyway. 16-17 year olds can work 28 hours MAX.

Oh well. Only a month to go and I won't have to worry about this shit.

>inb4 unberage b&

Medical leave due to organ failure. Otherwise I'd be at work on the grave-yard shift.

Because It's winter break here in Poorland

Because Im done for the day

because i'm a neet

Get out and walk?
We can get over 2 meters here in northern Sweden but schools never close.
I used to get out through our 2nd story window as a kid when I went too school some days.

only one class today, it's not until 12. it's 8:30 here right now.

goat

They see things different and I know I shouldn't defend or support what they did but I would feel like shit for some reason

After engaging in deep and meaningful discussion about the role of pornography in our society, I would fuck the bangs off her cute head. Hnnng she's so hot.

Graduated. Have the day off.

H-how do you know I didnt go to school today?

Because my country has social welfare.

Called out because I have ball cancer and can do whatever I want now apparently.

power went down

underage b&

Sucks to be you, what's your MOS?

Wednesdays and Fridays are my days off....Not really I got super baked at 4 this morning and realised there was no way I was going to be able to function at work today. I'd like to say I'm a high functioning stoner but I don't think that's true

Est is the byproduct of wincest you tool

It's 18:30

NEET

Nobody other than Americunts care about EST.

too lazy
fuck i need to get back to school

How thick is your snow? If it's below 2 meters you are a true faggot

Temporary NEET, got accepted to a really good job but it starts in 2 months. I was laid off from my previous employment.

>we invented time

neat

my country invented gravity and air

>Why aren't you at work or school right now?

Done with school long ago.
I work from my home. Short commute.

Why aren't you at work or school right now ? As usual ops a faggot.

Because I''m in school right now.

Because I don't work and don't go to school.

Day off and there is no class for me today

What about candad Bros ?

snow day