Bread thread

bread thread

why isn't there a bread thread

what is your favorite type of bread

la baguette enculé

>la baguette enculé

because they are shaped like a huge cock?

toasting in epic bread

Les miches c'est mieux.

They really taste like shit outside of France tbh

Le epic bread

you right

CROISSANTS
OMG I LOVE CROISSANTS SO MUCH MY ABSOLUTE FAV

Croissants and garlic bread. Does garlic bread count as bread?

1) OP, the croissant in your pic is a crime against Bread

2) Anything with sourdough.

3) And now, poetry time.

The surface of a crusty bread is marvelous, first because of the almost panoramic impression it makes: as though one had the Alps, the Taurus or the Andes at one’s fingertips.

It so happened that an amorphous mass about to explode was slid into the celestial oven for us where it hardened and formed valleys, summits, rolling hills, crevasses . . . And from then on, all those planes so neatly joined, those fine slabs where light carefully beds down its rays – without a thought for the unspeakable mush underneath.

That cold flaccid substratum is made up of sponge-like tissue: leaves or flowers like Siamese twins soldered together elbow to elbow. When bread grows stale, these flowers fade and wither; they fall away from each other and the mass becomes crumbly . . .

But now let’s break it up: for in our mouths bread should be less an object of respect than one of consumption.

let's be honest. even though french people are rude and shit, they bake like young gods. Croissant, pain paillasse, Brioche..... to name just a few.
German "Kümmelweck", or sourdough "Holzofenbrot" are also delightful

That is beautiful my eyes are tearing up thank you for sharing

bread is bad for you and it has very little nutritional value. It just makes you fat and bloated. it was useful for filling the stomachs of poor and starving people

do u fuck bread?

fuck off back to your activated almonds faggot this is a bread thread

Garlic knots are the shit.

I like licking ballon knots

Wonder Bread

>what is your favorite type of bread

Anything but sourdough.

I make bread

looks very white and lacks some air bubbles, but nice nonetheless.

Selfmade Onion and garlic rye bread filled with creamcheese, hell of an act to make but defenetly worth it

Also Parmesan Oregano fullgrain flat bread.
Just fill it with salat tomatoes carrot strips and steamed mushrooms (herbs and champignons) and garlic sauce

7/10 would eat

Someone have that pic
Cultured vegetables listen to Mozart yknow

Son pain tu le mange sur un mort

check em

> loved bread
> got job at industrial bakery
> started to like only artisan bread
> industrial scale breads are full of bullshit ingredients
> learn from 30y veteran baker
> "if it lasts over a week without molding.. It's not bread."
> buy in store fresh breads, and Cobs now
> cannot pick a favorite as there are hundreds to choose from

Partial to potato loafs, and sourdoughs though.

"Hawaiian" potato bread. Yaaaaassss

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