Have you ever get a FFM blowjob not from prostites?

Have you ever get a FFM blowjob not from prostites?
This is one of my top 3 dreams. Tell age/country and how you get it.

Bonus for those who will post some amateur video/pics

28m Ireland

Be Conor McGregor and guys will be lining up to suck your dick

the fuck is an FFM blowjob..?

How you were conceived

25, the Netherlands

I have an open minded girlfriend and I met another woman that was interested enough to have sex with me and my girlfriend at the same time. Nothing too weird.

Two girls sucking your dick

I've never heard of it either. What millennial lingo is this bullshit?

I got a FFFM blow job when I was 18.

21 USA
>have a gf that's bi
>her friends come over to drink
>????
>profit

Who the fuck says FFM? No fucking shit there's a guy if you're the one getting your dick sucked. That's only used in third person. Just say it like it is, two chicks on your dick.

>Be Me
>Have hella cool wife
>Have slutty female mutual friend
>On pre-deployment leave, about to go to sandbox
>Have party at my place
>Slut is there
>Half jokingly bring up having a threesome
>Wifu is cool with it, so is slut
>Tie slut to the bed, wife and I take turns on her
>Dickisdiamonds.jpg
>Wife is eating her pussy
>Have slut suck my dick
>Wife comes up and joins her
>HNNNNNNG
>End up fucking slut, then my wife
>Last like .5 seconds, shit was too hot
>Blow my load in wife, slut eats her out


Long story short, that's how my wife and I got the clap from the same woman. Pic to follow when I stop being a lazy fag

>dating girl
>her best friend is obsessed with me
>my girlfriend used to do things with best friend before dating me, she's bi
>let her keep doing things, "it's not cheating if it's with a girl"
>eventually best friend comes onto me
>gives me a few blowjobs
>girlfriend finds out
>isn't mad
>they agree that it'd be hot to blow me at the same time
>they do it

was 18 at the time, op.

How do you get it

Step 1: Don't be a betafag

So what if it's two guys sucking a guys dick? That's a MMM. What about a guy and girl? That's a MFM. FFM is fine to say, sex nomenclature - stop being a cunt.

Told the story before. Me, 18, GF 17 staying at this inn(owned by her aunt). Smoking weed and knock on door. Two girls (18 and 16) want to share weed. Have wine so we let them in.

Smoking and drinking for a while my GF gets horny and we start making out. Eventually we're all naked and they are all taking turns on my cock. Great time. Only time I ever had more than one girl at a time (only had one MMM too).

>Told the story before

What fucking relevance does that have here? You think everyone on Sup Forums should remember from the last time?

"Fuck off, man. I told this story last time I was here on this anonymous message board when you were not."

Fag.

And faggot too I guess given the MMM. Did you tell that story? Would like to hear it.

Pretty standard shorthand. M is male, F is female.

MMF is a threesome with two dudes and one gal.

MFF is a threesome with one dude and two gals.

Not that hard to figure out, honestly. Plus, it's everywhere online. Welcome to the internet. Anything else you need explained?

That's only fine to say if you're talking about other people. Search up MMM porn, that makes perfect sense. Don't say "I got an MMM spit roast today cause I'm a giant faggot."

Jesus dude. Get a grip on yourself.

And yes, faggot. But becasue you're such a prick you don't get the MMM story and becasue I TOLD THE STORY BEFORE. Pay attention next time.

it's when two chicks suck your balls and another guy sucks your shaft.
op's pic is NOT an example of ffm blowjob.

Op here. You are right man, but FFM is easyer to say cause English is not my native language.

I wanted to write double blowjob but it can lead to misunderstanding (girl sucking two cock, two man sucking a cock, two blowjob one after the other ecc..)

Obvious troll is obvious.

>the clap

HA! Great story for the grandkids though!!

OP here, ok I didn't m know. I mean 2 girls sucking your cock, like in the picture. I thinks it's fine

Whenever I hear double blowjob I think a girl sucking two cocks. That's actually my favourite type of porn. Double amateur facial.

Nah, OP, the guy is full of shit. a FFM blowjob is not what he's saying. You were right.

How could you have told the MMM story before? There's no MMM story in here.NOT POSSIBLE. LET'S ALL SHOUT AT THE IMPOSSIBLE FAGGOT.

That shit is hot. Do you have a favorite video?

It kinda happened to me once. Senior year in HS worked with two college chicks at local university bookstore. One chick graduated from my HS the year before me - we had a FWB thing going on but never fucked. The other chick was an attractive black chick and a senior at college that for some reason had a crush on me (nerdy white kid).

In black chicks dorm room one night (she had a single). Black chick said "should I blow him." FWB says "yesss." Ended up getting beej from black chick while FWB let me squeeze her titties and talked dirty in my ear.

Now married to black chick.

How I did it? Right place, right time, and booze.

>be me
>weeknight, found a few people to go out with to the bars
>get fucked
>run home in the pooring rain, with my 2 friends (girls)
>get to her place, she says let's all go in the shower
>ohboy.jpg
>starts getting wild within 5 minutes
>they're making out, taking their clothes off
>were all naked. All 3 of us are sloppy drunk making out with each other
>they start to go down. They commence the succ
>one of them stops and turns the other girl around and starts making out again
>so horny I start rubbing her puss then slide my dick in. She loves it
>usually last forever but was the greatest moment of my life so only pumped for 5 mins
>about to nut. Push her down to her knees
>she jerks me off onto both of their faces

Both of them were a good 8/10 . very fit and the one I fucked has a HUGE ass

>be me
>turn 20
>ex girlfriend says she has birthday surprise
>drinking at her place, celebrating my birthday
>only me her and her best friend left
>she says is time for my present
>starts kissing me
>making out
>she unbuttons my pants
>her friend just kind stands there (kinda akward actually)
>she gets on her knees and lets her friend to join
>drop my pants
>she pulls dick out
>they put suck my dick and balls
>lasts about 10 minutes
>cum in gf's mouth

nothing too special, her friend is a lesbian now lel

21. Usa. New gf and her friend are both sloots. It was like a porn scene but believable. How? By being hot i suppose.

No idea if this counts...

When I was in 9th grade, 15 at that time, we went on a school trip for one week to paris. There was this one specific day where the girls must've had a blowjob contest or something. I got sucked off like 10 times during that day (only came 4 times, young sluts don't know how to give head).
It wasn't only me, it seemed like every guy received multiple heads that day from almost every chick.
Was a good day

trying this hard for attention.

"Sad"

t. Donald Trump

>FWB thing going on but never fucked
I'm not sure you know what a FWB is.

Also, yes, I've had two chicks go down on me. Picture related.

This is exactly how I dream it, my gf giving it to me as a present with some horny friend.. but I know it will remain only a dream

I'm still waiting someone posting some amateur video, they are really rare to find. I just found out 3 or 4 in the internet

FemaleFemaleMale

FWB-Heavy Petting Type?

I guess that would be more specific. Did the stuff that one would normally do leading up to the fucking... but since she had a boyfriend at the time, was never willing to let my snake in her bramble patch.

was nothing too speacial tho, I imagined it to be hotter than in actually was.

Wonder if a FFM threesome is so much better

Wilhelm-Raabe-Schule??? Around 2007?

are you fucking kidding me? yes

markus here

>8 years ago
>be 14
>discover Sup Forums
>have a gf of 6 months at the time
>she comes over unannounced
>I browse a boxxy thread
>found a shop of naked boxxy
>gf comes into my room
>didn't have time to close pic so she sees what I'm looking at
>she immediately phones her friend to tell her what happened
>friend comes over
>they both pin me down on my bed
>unzip my pants
>both suck my cock
>1st blowjob of my life
>biggest orgasm ever
>came over her friends clothes
>break up with her 1 week later

Do it on the first chance you get OP. Shit's cash.

I thinks it depends. In my personal top list of favourite sex things blowjobs are on the top (with facial, swallow and other cum fetish), followed by rimjobs and anal sex

no fucking way dude. It's me, Stef

>Be many moons ago
>Be 21
>Friends with 18-year old girl. Just friends
>Sometimes buy her booze since she's underage
>She calls me one night. Says her parents are out and her and her friend want some booze
>Buy some wine for them (their choice) and go over to drop it off
>Chat for a while while they start drinking
>Friend has just broken up with boyfriend (first boyfriend. she's 16)
>Discuss why. She's convinced it's becasue she didn't put out
>Explain from a guy's perspective. Guys like sex. Guys like sex from girls they like
>She says she's never had sex and not even given a blow job
>My friend starts telling her she needs to learn before she gets another boyfriend
>Tell her to get a cucumber and practice
>My friend says "Why can't she practice on you?"
>Laugh it off but her friend says "Can I?"
>I think this is a trick or bullshit so just lean back and say "Go ahead"
>My friend reaches over and opens my pants
>Brings friends closer and starts explaining anatomy of cock (she was pretty technical about it)
>She starts sucking my cock. Does this for a couple of minutes
>Has her friend try. Braces, teeth, no head movement... not good
>Friend takes over and shows her how
>Girl tries again. This time not that bad
>They take turns blowing me, sipping more wine, blowing again
>I'm getting close so ask who wants my load (figuring both would say "Ewwww..."
>Friend says she'll take it and starts hard core blow job
>I cum a minute later
>She leans over and snowballs her friend who gags at the taste.
>Hook up a couple more times when delivering wine. Her friend got better but never let me cum in her mouth

I agree, I also think that getting a blow job is one of the best sexual practices, but getting it from two chicks was not better compared to just one.

anal and rimming does nothing for me. eating a girl out or making her squirt on the other hand are great. in general making her cum is my thing, probably and ego thing

Omfg you are a really lucky boy

Lucky bastard.

21m Australia

Girlfriend and a girl she chatted up on some lesbo app and it was my first threesome, highly recommended as the positions you do you won't forget as its like a porno as well as having 1 girl suck on your head and the other on your shaft was crazy, only shit thing was I got a bit of stage fright so I'd go soft sometimes but then I'd be right back up watching my girlfriend eat pussy and have her pussy eaten

>Be a 15-year-old Vietnamese orphan
>Get adopted by American parents
>Kinda liberal, but it's okay
>Mom is a 10/10 35-year-old milf
>Sister, like her mother is a 10/10 blonde, she's 17
>Both tease me all the time, leaving panties on the bathroom floor or "accidently" dropping bras while doing laundry in front of me
>Come home from piano lessons one night
>Dad is working night shift
>Mom and Sister made dinner
>We eat together
>Mom sits in front of me, Sister to the left of me
>Throughout our dinner, Mom constantly rubs her bare foot around my nether region
>Get diamonds hard
>It's kinda awkward for me
>We finish eating and Sister asks "So, who's gonna do the dishes?"
>Mom replies "I don't know about the dishes, but I'm gonna do user!"
>Get under the table, removes my shorts
>Sister follows her lead
>Mom gets both of my balls in her mouth, Sister starts licking the penis
>Couldn't last 30 seconds
>Mom and Sister start laughing and teasing me about how small I am
>In the end I do the fucking dishes

fantasy of some 42-year old dude living in Ho Chi Minh City

...

W=Woman
M=Man

Fake-est story to ever be fake and gay.

>pic reminds me
>on vaca 6 years ago
>a caribbean all inclusive resort
>has a stupid in-pool bar
>you swim up and order
>i was 2 daquiris into
>this hot sunny day
>couples, peeps reading
>bikini girls on lounge chairs
>some kids playing in pool
>swim to bar
>next to a blonde american milf

Aw cute now you two can blow each other if you haven't already

>drinking by herself
>sunglasses, sunhat
>bright yellow bikini
>she's sexy not skinny
>stacked and 34Ds
>we chat
>she's from midwest
>i'm from left coast
>i put her drink on my tab
>she says she's had too much sun
>i say
>me too

>we get out of pool together
>i get my shit and walk
>to her lounge chair
>put my drink on her table
>offer to put sunscreen
>on her back
>she agrees lies down
>i put banana boat on my hands
>rub it all over her brown back
>she has light fuzz on her back
>i pull her bikini straps down
>to get her shoulders
>she raises her head
>for a second then puts it down
>smiling

>i start on her lower back
>and get my hands into her bikini bottom
>rub the sunscreen on her ass
>squeeze her ass cheeks
>perfect ass
>she raises it up as i squeeze
>i say it's getting hot
>i'm going inside want to join me?
>she agrees, she's got too much sun
>leave our drinks, get our gear
>she says want to see my room
>fuck yes

Looks like those women are having trouble finding your dick, user.

>we walk up, we walk in
>beautiful view and
>surprise
>there's another woman on the balcony
>that's my friend user
>we chat then milf walks into bedroom
>me and her roomie
>also milf brunette but slim
>little titties 33Bs
>really pale
>says she burns easy
>after a while feels awkward
>#vanishingmilf #wtf
>i say bathroom
>look into bedroom
>milf is naked on bed
>masturbating

>i stand in doorway
>watching
>she's got FIV, groaning
>i am rock hard
>shut the door, drop shorts
>start licking her
>she cums and bashes me
>in face with her vag
>pushes me down
>gives me 8/10 BJ
>door opens
>her friend is watching
>she's masturbating
>i gesture her over

>she slips her top off
>gets right behind her friend
>starts eating her out
>we're an oral train
>choo choo
>after a while i slip out
>get behind her friend
>slide into her doggy style
>while she's eating my milf out
>who's grinning and groaning
>after a while she slips out
>and starts eating my ass out
>slipping her tongue up my ass
>then we lay down in a circle

>spent the whole night
>ran out of covers
>#barebackheaven #thankgoddiseasefree
>fell asleep between them
>woke up with morning wood
>rinse repeat
>best vaca ever

>be me, chillin out maxin relaxin
>op's mom comes into my house
>"what are you doing here OP's mom?"
>she gets down
>gives birth to YOU, not op
>YOU get beside her and start giving me OP's dream
>OP walks in
>OP joins in and it's no longer OP's dream, it's now FFFM

basically what happened to me

lol boi

Be 21 in College
Dating Bisexual
400$ bar tab on tight out with cute friend...

bingobango

Excellent troll

...

>work as shelving engineer
>work at glorious soviet supermarket
>bigger than west counties
>approach fellow shelving comrade
>"you use mouth for my relief"
>she "nyet"
>tell her "nyet" not good. all comrades here for relief of genitals
>tell her that svetlana provides relief on weekly basis. her bread allowance has doubled
>she still "nyetting" to my face
>instruct her to call svetlana to present ,mouth for relief
>svetlana happy to help comrade with genital relief
>svetlana provides suction
>comrade impressed by svetlana's dedication to her position
>attempts to follow svetlana's example for glorious benefit of fellow shelving engineer
>oral application to genitals is successful
>yell "long life to stalin! long life to lenin!"
>comrades agree with success of socialist mission
>resume shelving engineering duties

Age: 32 (girls both 20-21)
Country: USA of course
How I did it: Margaritas. I met these girls at a party bar downtown a week before the threesome actually happened. We all got pretty drunk and talked about having a 3way jokingly. Ended up actually happening the next weekend when we met up and got drunk again.

AMA if you got questions

No fucking way. Tyrone here. I was there too. They were trannys.

The pictures is your? Have more?

>prostites

Yeah I have a lot but I was wasted so they all suck. I'm more here to give advice than show off the sluts