Honestly, how many beers would it take?
Honestly, how many beers would it take?
I think the question is how many shots. Beer isnt gonna do it.
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Shit,man,i've been a virgin for so long i'm pretty sure i'd do it without a sip of anything but my pride.
>How many beers it going to take?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I think the question is how many bottles of vodka and whiskey would it's take
Zero. She just should wear a latex suit.
grats you killed the joke
not even one.
I'd rather ask her to date me. NOW!!
15 beers in 2 hours and she can top me
one, smashed against a table and the jagged end forced into my throat before I'd go near that
name? info?
Jesus wept I thought my standards were low but just imagine that face grunting away like a filthy pig making guttural noises sorry not possible ima ollie outie
so many beers that I couldn't get it up, and until that many beers, I also wouldn't be able to get it up, so infinity
not enough...
I would die from alchohol poisoning before I would be able to fuck that...
8 shots back to back
More beers than one could fit into a human stomach
All of them
someone give me her fb.
I want to chat with her. NOW!!!!!!!!!
I'd probably die of alcohol poisoning before I found out
lol
>TLDR, a gay basementdweller trying to impersonate a straight Chad
How much until alcohol poisioning?
Whatever, i'd fuck it.
A case or more. And do i have my glasses on?
realistically speaking here,
an even twelve pack of beer, mid tier.
or,
seven whiskey and cokes, interspersed with a couple-few of nursed low tier beers throughout the evening.
as many as she needs before she will sleep with me.
Not enough in circulation
To fuck her? No amount. To lay back and let her swallow me like she does with her emotions? 3
whatever amount it would take for you to resemble the female voices that talk to me from the direction behind me
i think there's an apt archer quoate for this situation
"It's a catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me. But I do want to see how many pool balls you can stick in your mouth."
5 or 6, barrels
kek
until my inauguration
with the amount of alcohol in my blood it would take for me to fuck that chick id be dead
I'd be dead by the number of beers I'd need to even look at this for more than 3 seconds.
post her fb, faget, I want moar pics
I would be dead of alcohol poisoning before that happened.
there's not enough beer on the planet
All and then some more
name?
info?
fb?
kik?
skype?
>what if she's already engaged?
someone was asking for trips for nudes earlier of her, is that still possible?
By the time i was drunk enough i could accuse her of rape.
I dunno, enough for you to submit when she's gotten drunk enough and she is the one grabbing your crotch. She looks like the hypocritical type, so she would not be practicing what she preaches.
0 anger bang, I'd shove it up her ass too
for me? or for her?
she'd countersue you, and you'll have to pay her ailments without even touching her.
what a libcuck.
Hideous, would never consider it
All the beers
Trump, pls go.
My metabolism is to high.
i would die of alcohol poisoning before i have drank enough vodka to make her fuckable.
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She is no Pam.
That really went way over your head huh?
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So many that no amount of hotness will get it up
Girls like this are the reason I don't drink
i think the question is how many barrels of of vodka and whiskey would it's take
no, thats because ur a loser bud
I would do it stone cold sober if she let me go AtM, take pics, and post them here.
I would die of alcohol poisoning long before I ever got drunk enough to fuck that blimp.
That's fine. I'd rather be a loser than wake up next to that.
I think I would die from alcohol poisoning first.
i would die before i reach the amount needed.
wouldn't work, would kill liver and die first
I'd die of alcohol poisoning before I had enough
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All... all the beers.
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Until I die of alcohol poisoning, and one of my asshole friends use my hand to do the act.
Would have to be passed out and get raped by it. Been there before.
You have nothing to worry about, trust me.
I would do a 360 and walk away
Jessi Slaughter looks shit nowadays.
tonight is right for love
more than it would take to overdose.
This is a disgrace to geneticist everywhere.
>Infinite
I don't lose my sensibility enough when I drink to do something that disgusting.
Beer or Viagra???????
>TLDR
>Post is literally a sentence long
Please stop sounding so painfully new.
You mean how many bullets right?
Not enough beer in the world.
/thread
No dice. I'd rather slay her.
An entire bottle of bleach
Tattooed freak.
Death before dishonor.
>seven whiskey and cokes, interspersed with a couple-few of nursed low tier beers throughout the evening.
sounds great
thats the level boss for my rape fantasy
Zero beers.
Would immediately start dating her.
>her innocent face
>slightly chubby
>not embarassed wearing an anti-Trump shirt
>pretty skirt
>triple bonus points because short-haired and glasses
why, WHY!?!? don't I already have her contacts?
Zero.
Fuck her throat till she throws up all over herself.
Shove it in her ass, hit it raw.
Shove it back in her mouth.
Repeat until satisfaction.
As many as it takes to kill me
>slightly chubby
you're delusional
It rather would be how many distilleries do you need.
spot on
9 to fuck doggy style
Infinite to kiss
none
she is pretty desperate and I have paper bags.
3 or 4. I haven't had sex in like 4 months.
approximately 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 and one shot of whiskey.
all the beers in the world