What's the nicest thing the opposite sex ever said about you user?

what's the nicest thing the opposite sex ever said about you user?

I love you

Said or meant?

Nah man - its when you know they love you and ask if they can suck your dick.

Get the fuck out of my lawn

I love you.
Guess it was also the nicest lie.

you're a good friend

'mmmmmmm your dick is so thick and haaaAaAaaArdddd!'
-actual gf

I´m in love (Meaning me)

Please stop spanking me daddy

Ohh you!

You kiss me like it's the first time every time

im calling the cops

>Your voice is really deep
>I like your sweater!

Been on this earth 18 solid years give or take several months. And wow, I have gotten jack shit for compliments from women

:{

>I love the way you fuck my ass

Insta buckets of cum.

"You're violating the restraining order again."

kek

this

ahh-ahhhh-ha I'M CUMMING AGAIN, AAAHHH

>Your cute, your the sweetest guy i know, >i want you, your weird as fuck, stalker and in that order.

I am alright till you spend time with me.

'god your cock feels so good mashed against my cervix'

finally a chessboard set up correctly. they always mess up some shit

>I love you.
>Guess it was also the nicest lie.
fuck you for making me feel
>secretly tanking you for saying my thoughts

After a cunnilingus: "We should pay you for it"

your iguana dick is ridiculous, it's like a toddler's arm

I like your beard
>Grabs beard.

You are handsome.
You are honest.
You have a strong character.
I like you but not this way

>"please stop"
>not asking for more
>get cucked scrub

"I love you"

"You're my best friend"

"You're my whole world"

"You are, like, very very attractive"

"You're my favorite person"

"You inspire me"

"You're so handsome/sweet/funny/etc."

Girls really like me.

I'm red, some chick I know is orange.
I've always been known to be a really nice guy but the past few years I've been a complete arsehole due to depression.

damn dude 2015 you need new compliments

>Said and did
Pulled at my cock, astonishment, "that's big!", then gave her the "best sex of (her) life". My first time.

>inb4 jellys
lol she had a great time, I sure as shit didn't

Cum on my tits

Smile? lol sad.....

This.
I've been told I'm smart, but they've rarely said it when they weren't asking me for something.

"you have a beautiful soul"

My mum said that I'm a lovely lad

I want you inside me

> your balls are the biggest from my exes

Loled
Idk if its nice to have big balls but hey
> inb4 but not your dick

>You're the funniest person I've ever met
That one kinda sucks but my personal favorite was
>Holy shit, you smell good

Well, she left me almost 4 years ago now.

A milf once told me "You remind me of my son" in the middle of a fuck session.

"how much for a hit?" she was a nicer lady, didnt get too need by asking for a tab.

I miss you, and think about you every day you aren't here with me.(my gf in argentina) - I'm married here in the states. She knows, but she doesnt care, she wants me to divorce my wife of 5 years for her. And im contemplating it...

>mmmh that's the best fuck I've had all day
t. prostitute

I'll take it

"Don't breed."

Come in my ass

How do I get big like this guy?

We can be friends?

Hi

Sometimes the resistance is the fun part. Stay incel, faggot

>He has the looks of a Scandinavian god.

She wanted you to pretend. Ya blew it.

Would you PLEASE never talk to me again?

...

I'd like to meet more people like you

choke me!!!!!

did more for me then her gasping "i love you" ever did

can't decide
>would you go to the maledives with me? and never come back to our lifes? like right now?
she was married and had a bf.
>I want you to fuck me in the ass so bad
my wife

That was my reaction.

Complimented my eyes. First time and only someone complimented me and she was drunk, so it doesn't count

um...did you finish?

>argentina
from an argentinian, don't do it

Same here.
They always gave me that shit back in highschool.
Stopped around college though.
I think that's a good indication I wasn't really smart.

"You are a person someone can walk a journey with"

> "only you can give me what I need"

Nice feeling

Of course I did. Maybe she didn't mean it the way we think she did.

I really want to drink your cum and I love you so much, I can't wait until we're married

Good job, son

"Please don't kill yourself."

ouch

please don't elaborate on that

...

A couple of nice things

>You're so big
When I was balls to the walls inside of her.

>You're so good at cooking

Also when another girl was in the car...
>You're such a good driver.

Think those are the three things a guy needs to have complimented.

lol thanks. i dated a chilean girl for awhile too. love those two countries.

Agreed, knowing you're able to be there for someone is incredible. It's the situation I'm in now and she also really wants my cum, I guess I'm lucky? She's white and Asian and has big tits... I love her

>"nice dubs user!"

"Oooh," She said. "It's so big."

> twist: she lies.

Happened to me. Hope it doesn't happen to you.

yeah, not talking shit about the girls but the economics at this time, or at any time to be honest

Ayy, she won't, we're really both into fetishes, she has anxiety issues so she doesn't want me to leave, but because of the fetishes we both know no one else will really like us lol

Ex girlfriend and I were pretty deep into each other. We always disappeared from the world on Sundays and just fucked all damn day. One day before we started she looks into my eyes and says.
>"user, I love you and I would love to have your kids one day."
>hits me right in the feels
>kiss her

Swear to god that it just fueled my sex drive from 8999 to 9999. I never wanted to marry someone so bad til that time. And well, she was this petite small little woman so she used to always tell me she wanted my big dick inside of her and that used to rile me up too.

“you don't stink as bad as I thought"

Had a grill tell she masterbated to me.
Made my benis feel funny.

"You look like a librarian's wet dream"

I like your hair

this
sadly just this

I do

A major whore, I'm talking 50+ guys, said I had the biggest cock she had ever seen.

>Diet
>Workout

Easy.

Maybe not easy, but it's doable.

"You changed my life"

"I'm so happy I found you"

"I want you"

"I love you"

"I want to live my life with you"

The things I wish to hear.
And I will, in due time.

that's how you get 50+ guys satisfied

worked in the same company for 12 years. several women that are older than me said, that I'm the only real man and all other men in this company are man-children. 1200 people worked there. still meet some of those women.

Cuck

You're actually not that much of a cunt
>I've made it
>Ma! Get the camera!

That I'm like Amor from the Greek mythology.. I always saw me more like pan but ok

but a deep voice is always good, that's a nice compliment

Nice shoes, asswipe

"i love you" by not my family and not in a friend way

"I love you, but i hate u faggot nd u'll never be a friend of mine or be seen as part of my family"