I got two mice, a male and a female, for obvious reasons. Got them out of boredom, needed something to entertain me in my freetime, so, I was thinking we could make it into a game.
These two will (hopefully) breed, and produce a large litter. However, I have no intention of increasing their accommodations, so eventually, overpopulation will occur.
To counter this, I propose a weekly or biweekly (depending upon how quick they all breed) culling, in which I will post to Sup Forums and allow y'all to decide how this takes place, and what happens with the body. I'll get more into that when there's more mice to work with.
for now, let's name them.
dubs names the male, trips names the female
i'll probably like, sharpie the first letter on their back or something, just so we can tell the difference
any suggestions on markin them would be cool too
Cooper Hall
Bump
Also rolling for "MF Doom" as their name but write MF on their back
Dylan Brown
Bump
Ryan Ross
Zachary and Jizzerella
Asher Martin
lol, i guess the male is MF DOOM then
allcaps when u spell the mans name, dawg
Anthony White
man first comment dubs i didn't even notice
Blake Morgan
My B
Jayden Thompson
Female will be named Fritos. You must only feed her Fritos.
Jace Sanders
bump
Eli Wilson
bumps
Henry Stewart
AIDS
Eli Ortiz
bumpity
Logan Sullivan
female be ... ummm name her Kira
Isaiah Nelson
Cock Puppet
James Sanchez
bumper
Leo Long
name her Queen
Kevin Adams
Name her meme
Adrian Cook
this is fucked up lmao
name the female faggot
Dominic Rodriguez
bumpe
Alexander Diaz
Female is stripperella
Jackson Adams
Male-George Female-Loo
Brandon Fisher
Andy Russell
Jaxon Carter
name her Cum hole
Joseph Wood
fucking nasty edgelord.
Jace Ortiz
MF DOOM and Loo it is
Isaac Bennett
Loo it is, mark with a star of david
Evan Mitchell
If dubs you spare the poor fuckers and own them like a normal fucking human being
Lucas Anderson
Hell yeah :)
Jayden Davis
ok Loo and MF Doom
Dylan Jenkins
FUCK ME, roll
Jose Lopez
op here again, dubs been done, but any idea on how the fuck i keep these fuckers still lol
pic related from when i sparked them up before
Grayson Brooks
op again
Loo and MF DOOM
star of david and MF
how i gonna get them to sit still for me to draw
Charles Gray
Lemmiwinks
that little space is gonna smell like shit quickly. mice shit and piss everywhere and smell terrible. you'll grow tired of this shit in a week.
Matthew Stewart
Put them in a smaller box with an open ceiling
Cameron Howard
hold them down faggot
Juan Watson
Pick em up and throw them against a wall
Cameron Evans
mice generally confine their shpiss to one single area, and i got plenty of spare bedding to replace with and an odor blockin spray
David Hughes
Welp, I was close, but I failed.
Sorry mice, you're on your own.
Owen Baker
Macunaima
Jordan Carter
idk, mice pretty willingly murder eachother and live short lives as it is
not really far from what a normal life would be
Isaiah Wood
>mice generally confine their shpiss to one single area, i work at a pet store, no they don't.
Jaxson Adams
Hold them in your hand and gently apply pressure to the shoulder/back of neck. Not enough to suffocate, they may struggle at first but if they can still breath they will calm down. Ive strangeled plenty of rats.
Matthew Lopez
you don't work at a pet store
Thomas Price
Wear a winter glove if you're worried about a lil love bite.
Wyatt Mitchell
ok, don't listen to me. idgaf. enjoy your stinky rodents.
Landon Ward
this works with woman too
Angel Martinez
You dont work at a pet store, mice and rats usually smell of whatever you use as bedding.
Ian Ross
enjoy your stinky throat from all the smegma in your throat
Anthony Ramirez
kek
Gavin Sullivan
I work at a pet store too. Gets stinky when there's a lot of them . They also are almost constantly pissing and shitting.
Paper bedding is best for odor , looks like you got that down. I prefer carefresh over others. Kaytee has a couple okay scented ones tho . Tahitian vanilla is my fav.
Matthew Howard
Dumpin some pics while OP tries to mark them
Eli Watson
we sell feeders, male and female. they even piss and shit on top of the water bottles and we have to change their wheels every day because they're caked in shit.
Christian Ramirez
You don't work in a pet store rodents don't piss or shit RETARD
Ryan Nelson
Having a tub full of feeders=/=two mice in a cage
Liam Diaz
You are the physical embodiment of jihad.
Asher Wilson
Is that good or bad?
Hunter Myers
yeah, like we're never had to separate one or two because they attack the others. within 3 days, they smell like mouse piss too.
Camden Reyes
there aren't feeders, they're fancy, so they behave a lil better
pic related, the male is currently trying to rape the female, and im gonna let that happen and not disturb them yet
also my fuckin marker sucks
Camden Harris
are they white with red eyes?....feeders.
Isaac Gonzalez
>for some strange goddamn reason 3 days worth of piss and shit stinks
Know how i know yer dumm?
Daniel Evans
of one mouse in a 10 gallon tank? eat a mouse dick
Nolan Foster
also if yer wondering what the big puddle in the back is, that's vegetable oil i spilled in the process of trying to grease it so it'd stop fuckin squeaking
lol'd @ the idea of them having a mini vegie oil reservoir, niggas gonna get fat
Brandon Long
If its too tough, just scribble on one so at least they can be told apart
Michael Collins
yeah, i attempted the star of david while the female was in shock from almost getting raped fuckin lol, so she's kinda marked
my marker sucks tho
Jason Reyes
Maybe i will if OP offs the male first faggot, maybe i will.
Asher Cooper
so edgy
Lincoln Mitchell
It just occured to me you meant the wheel. Much funnier when i thought you meant the mouse.
Hunter Morgan
You think kiddie gore is anything? You must be new
Tyler Campbell
Also, make sure to give plenty of food when they start breeding, they will eat the pinkies.
Landon Wilson
>You think kiddie gore is anything? You must be new
then post something new, newfag...not this old shit
Hudson King
Im not sure if you're kidding, but i chuckled at those mental gymnastics
Lucas Hall
might just murk the male altogether when they breed
dont want him gettin to aggressive and territorial and murkin the babies for the sake of bloodlust, or raping the babies, which although is hilarious, is not optimal, cause they do shit like that
Thomas Richardson
You have a set day or time you'll make a bread for updates?
Joseph Cook
male = mouse master female = gaya
Ayden Myers
not really, figured i'd update whenever something noteworthy happens, but that could change in the future
gonna be a lil bit before the babies are born anyway