Spartan race girls?

Spartan race girls?

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
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Soooo.....Greek?

No, the girls in this endurance race (look at her chest)

No. Nigger.

Sooo....the Moors?

More modern, more nigger.

I'm more of an Assyrian man myself.

Just look at this hot slut, got everything you need and nothing that you don't.

The look on that guy's face is priceless.

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Bitch out front is wearing eye shadow and is going at an excessive pace, too far ahead too soon. Also kinda flabby.

Is she just there to take the pic and quit?

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and just for the hell of it

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I see little baby ripples there. fucking gross

She's fucking perfect

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ultra-fit runner women are honestly nearly as bad, if not worse, than landwhales. You might as well just suck dick at that point.

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ok.... lol

lol you bastard

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>tough mudder
Hoooo man, fuck that. I did one once with a few friends in college.

>the fucking ice bath
>basically, jump into an open-top shipping container lined with a plastic tarp and filled with water
>then filled with ice
>and a wood board is placed vertically in the middle, so you have to swim UNDER the surface of the water and go down at least like 8 inches
>come up on the other side
>it's literally like a foot thick layer of water filled with ice cubes

Come to think of it, everything else was really fun. The agility challenges were especially cool. But that fucking ice bath...

>running with friends
>get to the ice bath, stairs up to the lip of the container
>watch all four of them jump in, swim under the board, come up on the other side, climb out
>fuck
>fuuuuck
>alright let's do this
>jump in
>IMMEDIATELY can't fucking breathe, lungs just freeze
>alright fuck I got like 30 seconds of air let's fucking go
>swim up to the board
>sit there for a second
>"Fuck this is going to be terrible"
>plunge head underwater
>instant regret
>fuck fuck fuck gotta plow through this
>swim forward under the board
>start surfacing on the other side
>it's just ice cubes all the way to the surface
>feels like trying to swim through a slushy
>break through the surface
>get to the end of the container
>barely able to get my hands out of the water
>grip the edge, pull myself up and kick hard
>out of the water, hope down the stairs
>RRAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>friends later said my war cry after the ice bath was actually scary

And that's the story of how I took an ice bath and it was fucking horrible but I'm glad I did it.

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I'd love me a spartan girl, they could give themselves abortions by squeezing their womb on command. Only diamonds will be born.

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Welp time to make a new folder in my fap folder.

is it me or is that makeup caked on?

Yea.... you can tell by her jello bowl titties that they are ultra saggy udders from having kids.

Basically some trailer park whore with shit tattoo's decided she wanted to do the spartan race while she left the kids at home with Uncle Chester the molester.

Prolly spend her entire welfare check for the trip to the spot then quit not after about 15 minutes in.

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She could wear DAP Light Spackle on her face for all I care. That body is fucking nice.

>mfw dat ass...

and yet she could kick your faggot ass up and down the street-- I'm sure.

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Do you even realize the difference in physical strength between men and women?

Oh yeah, I took that into consideration.

what a stupid normie faggot activity

>fatty back arms
>fatty thighs
>fatty ass cheeks

Why do these chicks commit to this and not get into tip top shape?
THIS IS AN ENDURANCE RACE
Im sorry but chicks already dont have good upper body strength and naturally occurring fat deposits.

If you are not in peak physical shape then there is not point trying.
>get to first rope climb
>give up
>this is just hard, ITS UNFAIR TO US REGULAR GIRLS!!!!

>The losers circle
>will go write a blog about how the Spartan Race should be more women friendly.

*rolls fucking eyes*

The faggot in this pic is still genetically superior in muscle, nerve, bone density and ligament strength compared to most of these women.

>male in the background: "hey, man, let's get up there to the starting line and get ready to rock"
>cum dumpsters in the foreground:
> "look at how cute we look"
> "are you looking at my thighs?"
> "aw yeah, we're so fucking hot in our yoga pants. No man can resist."
> "I bet they're all looking at us"
> "fuck yes, I'm getting so much attention right now"

Nice fantasy world, fucking loser

Lol

Keep telling yourself that sweetie.

This.

Outside of the highest level of sports, the strongest of women are still weaker that %99 of men. The overlap in physical strength is staggeringly small.

I'm pretty sure even fit women often have big upper arms, it's just how the body works. Also don't underestimate how a photo of a body in motion can make areas look a lot fatter as muscles shift.

>sweetie
Found the chubby chick standing up for all the poser ass whores in the Spartan Race

Source and have you ever had sex with a strong female?

Were you looking for her, faggot?

triggered

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>source

Opening pickle jars for all the women iv ever encountered

suppose to be a serious competiton, and these girls are stopping up the whole race for a goddamn photo.

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Well, I can't argue that point.

>trying to defend the pride of some girl he's never even met
>hurr durr, some girl that I know almost nothing about could totally kick the ass of some user I know absolutely nothing about!

What's in it for you? Are you too stupid to realize you'll get absolutely nothing for white knighting like this? Are you really so dumb that you have no fucking idea how pathetically weak women are compared to males?

Here's an idea:

I'm a weak, 5'10" 130lb programmer who has literally done nothing but sit in a chair sixteen hours a day for the past two years. I'm in such a pathetic state that I actually get out of breath climbing a flight of stairs or even just walking around a super market. You can grab my upper arm and touch your thumb to your middle finger around my biceps.

My wife is 5'8" 130lb girl who has been working out every day and taking krav maga classes four times a week for the past six months straight. Everything from squats to curls to kick boxing to take downs etc. she has been doing it for four hours every day after she gets off work.

On a semi regular basis we like to wrestle around and fight. Think brazillian jujitsu without breaking bones or anything.

I beat her every single time. WITH EASE.
I get out of breath, sure. But it's not even a contest. She has no chance of winning against me in a fair "fight".

anecdotal, cool

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683

journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0027899

jap.physiology.org/content/89/1/81

The first two have admitedly small sample sizes the last one is much larger.

Oh also... fuck your self you beta cuck

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can you actually sauce any of this "just below average man is stronger than elite athlete woman" shit

i ain't seen any evidence yet cunt

i thought the same thing--she is going to bonk like right around the corner

Not him but see my post.

heres a few good ones

valentine.riotpromo.com/?id=zfdpT35S

I'm not white knighting you stupid piece of shit. Just because you can kick your wife's ass doesn't mean that you can do it to all women just because you're (barely) a male.

Your wife is a saint for allowing you to win every time. You should be thanking her for keeping your fragile ego in check. So delusional.

Way to completely ignore the evidence presented to you.

Faaaagot

ALL COMPARING RANDOMLY CHOSEN AVERAGE PEOPLE

fucking numbnuts. people always pretending to provide proof by linking a completely randomly unrelated study

it's loose skin from being fat retards

wtf are you even talking about?

Randomness can not favour one party or another. Thats the whole point.

fucking Canadians. Fatter than Americans now...

lol no.

Its called having kids when you are 16 and not taking care of yourself

i keep posting pics! come down a bit, its fucking friday!

Ha, this though. No need for this shit, we just want pics.

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lol elite athlete
how stupid are you

you can determine by the conic cross-section of each fold of flesh and the relative shadowing as the light hits each crest, using differential geometry, naturally, that the skin flaps are a direct result of a rather large protrusion of the baby variety from the abdominal region. to the laymen, this is called "pregnancy"

>Opening pickle jars for all the women iv ever encountered

so your mom.

kek

Do you really think an average neckbeard is stronger and more athletic than this woman?

because i was asking for proof of the claim that an average man is stronger than the exceptional athlete female. this doofus goes are links to a study comparing the average and the average.

i don't give a shit about that

You ARE STILL MISSING THE POINT

>90 lb dead lift

The point is, a male has the ability to be able to lift more than she ever could work up to.

Actually laughed. Thanks for the warning ;)

I would trust the average neckbeard to pull me over the side of a cliff rather this this scary looking chick.

>when women lock their knees back
Just wanna kick people over when I see this shit.

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an average non-fit male can lift more than female weightlifters?

why do you keep saying this when it clearly is not true

noice

>woman

Thanks, had a chuckle

rereadI said he has the ability to. Whatever she maxes out at, a male will be able to go farther.

aaaand there goes all your credibility in this conversation