3:35pm - Local Natives (Main) 4:30pm - Chicano Batman (Outdoor) 5:15pm - The Head and The Heart (Main) 6:10pm - Bastille (Outdoor) 7:15pm - Two Door Cinema Club (Main) 8:20pm - Future (Main) 9:15pm - ScHoolboy Q (Outdoor) 10:15pm - Bon Iver (Main) 11:20pm - Lady Gaga (Main)
this banks and steelz set is pretty good...but what the fuck is rza wearing lmao
John Collins
benis
Owen Ramirez
ah fuck you i was cooking a hot edition
Alexander Morgan
save it for next time
Eli Lewis
Day 1 run down
>Ferris Bueller's sister gave us some creamy yacht rock jams with Tennis >The Preservation Hall Jazz Band jazzed it up as usual >King Gizzard showed why they're the best rock band working today and burnt the fucking house down >Stormzy forcing grime on Chad's throat and making 10,000+ white girls wet >Sampha being chill af >Bonobo brought a tribe of indigenous peoples on stage to dance and sing, then made them leave so he could bloop it up >The Lemon Twigs were like the awkward lovechildren of Todd Rundgren and the Bay City Rollers - and then Todd Rundgren showed up. >Mac Demarco quietly suffered, sunburnt as Orlando Bloom crashed the stage >Francis & the Lights is like if 3/4 of the lineup of Hot Chip died in a horrific accident and the only surviving member has to make music as a sort of therapy, but you can tell he's still fucked up about it >the Glass Animals frontman, high on painkillers from a broken ankle, seems to have a manic episode throughout their set >Big Gigantic brings a new innovation to the EDM genre: pretend you're playing instruments >Father John Misty sings sweet, sweet songs about how terrible we all are, summons all the Sup Forumstards with his post-meta-ironic irl shitposting >Crystal Castles' new bargain-brand Alice Glass has a mental breakdown onstage, rolling in the trashy grass and pouring five bottles of water onto herself and the crowd >prime ass-watching spectacles with Broods and Phantogram >Richie Hawtin presents a one hour commercial for an over-expensive mixing deck >the nadir, featuring The XX and The Madchester Experience >DJ Shadow plays footwork remixes of classic trax, shows these motherfuckers how it's done >Radiohead successfully fight-off North Korean sound technicians, in celebration start performing a bunch of fan-favorite tracks including "I'm A Weirdo (I Don't Belong Here)" holy fucking shit >Shitty EDM and tumblr-core "indeh" closed the night
Jaxson Murphy
Future will play these songs:
Fuck Up Some Commas Mask Off Draco Codeine Crazy Thought It Was a Drought Where Ya At Jumpman Wicked Stick Talk Blow a Bag The Percocet and Stripper Joint Honest
Screencap this
Tyler Martinez
>no meme rundown
Austin Peterson
any day 2 highlights so far?
Brody Peterson
suggestions for day 2 run down
>Chicano Batman bringing the latino heat
what more?
Leo Miller
>who knew that interpool guy and rza formed a band
Jacob Carter
>boring shite
Bentley Russell
>RZA still got it: Interpol edition
Ryder Wood
>a literal furry rocks out with his insecurities out >Shura kind of looks like Adele's sister if she had less musical talent and more sweat glands
Justin Reyes
i didnt now that either, i want to know the history behind this
Jaxon Ramirez
this banks and steelz shit is fucking corny as fuck
Lincoln James
Is today the official This Land Is Your Land day?
Jeremiah Howard
ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS
Cameron Scott
Catching up on shuras set now. Mining late 80s early 90s girl pop, like madonna and Belinda Carlisle in carne wilsons body mashed together for a new generation with modern touches, a bit gay, but a good vibe for a festival or a sunny saturday afternoon. Had never heard of her before.
Landon Hill
Bit milquetoast all this shit, isn't it?
Carson Bailey
i like it desu
Jackson Phillips
more like The Atomic Sluts
Austin King
quite a bit. i'm surprised at how bland RZA can get
Michael Gonzalez
reminds me of jay-z's and linkin park's collision course
Aaron Lopez
...
Jace Morris
>channel 2 right now
THICCC
Jace Perez
instead of streaming things people actually want to see, Coachella Jews out and streams trash in the hopes that it forces to get people to actually go, when it would have actually just got people excited and enthusiastic about watching the streams
good job
Adam Parker
T H I G H S H I G H S
Jordan Thomas
Yeah but it's an excuse to commune and see how the other half lives
Owen Thomas
Channel 2 is bringing the boners
Cooper Perry
Been a great weekend for thicc lead singers with nice asses
Samuel Edwards
CHANNEL 2
Joshua Williams
>ATOMIC THIGHS
Brandon Wilson
main singer is mine mine
Nicholas Jackson
god rza we get it, the man who invented college didnt go to college
Bentley Bennett
Wtf I love The Atomics now?!
Samuel Kelly
we have a thicc situation in ch2
Logan Parker
Left guitarist is way cuter tho
Colton Hughes
>entire band is females with the exception of the drummer
Josiah Bell
I'd smash 'em up if you know what I mean
Thomas Wilson
you think that the atomics drummer ever fucked all three of those girls at the same time?
Jack Bell
right now im hearing Channel one but i muted Channel two so i can see those T H I C C T H I G H S
Austin Martin
damn check out Elvira, Mistress of the Cholas on ch. 2
Sebastian Robinson
>Chicano Batman sings America the Beautiful in Spanish >RZA raps America the Beautiful >Future raps America the Beautiful but switches the subject from America to Percocet >Nav sings America the Beautiful but says nigga at the end of every line >ScHoolboy Q raps America the Beautiful but changes the lyrics so that the first letter of the first word of each line spells out "NEW KENDRICK ALBUM TOMORROW" >Gucci raps America the Beautiful but stops halfway through to reveal that he is a clone and that the real Gucci Mane was killed in 2015 by a prison guard
Brody Thompson
B U T T
Ryder Cooper
Haha the fuckin atomically look like the biggest industry plant of the century
Brandon King
I tried searching "The Atomics" online but I can't find any details on this band.
Were they just put together to be lewd at Coachella? Please say yes.
Levi Cooper
that's one lucky drummer right there
Isaiah Cook
dat ass on that atomic broad
Lucas Lee
the atomics seem like paid actresses
Kevin Sanchez
You fucking know I ammmmmm
Hudson Stewart
He bangs.
Christopher Taylor
gunblade lichbane leblanc is so fucking disgusting
Austin Perez
yeah but imagine the smell
Wyatt Phillips
they just pulled the sluttiest chicks they could find and gave them instruments.
Jose Bennett
Atomics are making my dick go nuclear.
Ryder Hernandez
i know
Andrew Gray
Wouldnt doubt if they are The Like, a bunch of industry daddy's girls thrown together to try and cash in on whatever girl power shtick is popular nowadays.
Grayson Perry
apparently the atomics are all siblings
imagine the wincest...
Samuel Harris
Jesus Christ that ass.
This is like the indie verson of the pussycat dolls
Cooper Cox
It kinda looks like that. They don't even have an RYM page. They've got an Instagram with 60k followers and a Facebook page with like 12k followers, and that's it.
Joseph Lee
never heard of head and the heart before but this whole acoustic country boy stuff is pretty good i like it
ps how coachella can afford all these huge ass names like half of these are hipster shit and the other half is absolute main eventers
Henry Collins
I'd be nailing all my sisters if I was that drummer
Brody Bailey
Except not indie in the slightest
Christopher Cook
Oh fuck, those twins! Channel 2
Charles Hill
they're not even on discogs bwahahahahaha
David Flores
apparently they're a model family or something who also has a band
Hudson Reyes
So fucking dirty
Jordan Smith
Damn, thought this was gonna be an LCD Soundsystem cover. I gotta wonder how they got here at Coachella. Someone must've put up some money, or they really know some people.
Liam Cruz
YOU DIRTY DIRTY THING
Xavier Stewart
>puts ugliest one as lead
Noah Bennett
Listening to this with Channel 2 muted and their dancing syncs up almost too perfectly
Easton Harris
i want to fuck them all
Noah Robinson
>model family
Ethan Morgan
>that ass gyrating
Y U M
Gabriel Gomez
...
Dylan Scott
Twin cuties in the Atomic crowd.
Austin Nguyen
Including the guy?
Henry Gray
>tfw no Sonora tent streams There must be tons of great performances going on there.
Hunter Hernandez
imagine eating up that healthy ass after a long, hot performance
Ryan Lopez
We Brittney Spears now.
Justin Foster
me on the left
Owen Campbell
PLS BE A BRITNEY SPEARS COVER YES IT IS
Eli Anderson
I want to be in an orgy with all of them
Jeremiah Parker
Damn son!
Luke Hughes
we britney nao
Robert Richardson
...
Grayson Wood
...
Colton Watson
are those women wearing pantyhose?
Carson Howard
This isn't even a real band. We doin toxic covers.
Michael Nelson
he'd be the first one
Elijah Long
1 > 4 > 3 > 2
Kevin Roberts
>ywn be her ass slave
Anthony Martinez
He's feminine enough desu
Isaiah Taylor
>Sup Forums But these women look to be adults.
John Powell
Fabricated for the sole purpose of making dicks hard at Coachella
Anthony Gutierrez
Names of the Atomics members: >Pyper America >Starlie Cheyenne >Daisy Clementine >Lucky Blue
