Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great

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Still here

Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread

Claim :o
nice hair

Eye patch a cute

Boo

Mine

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Naps a shit

I want to cuddle every poster in this thread

sorry i don't cuddle spics -_-

*cuddles you to death*

Cuddles lewdly

カラミチーマス

I'm not lewd :o
*dies happy*
I would cuddle you but you're not even part of the community anymore -_-

dhs.gov/blog/2009/07/14/things-we-think-are-cool

Cuddles my dick in your anus

what am i then? a fuckig tumour? -_-

Post lewds

Cuddles to heck and back


QotT: Why is it so dead?

Rip in peace thread

because all the 12 year olds are sleeping of course :o

Why are you hiding under a book ya cutie

Because most of the posters are actually normies

Good question, but comfy threads are nice too.

Waifu died when ____ left

*cuddles you all night!*
A bad meme -_-

Attach Porn

kikes ruined waifu -_-
i'm not a meme though sadly -_-

The vast emptiness of the thread is spooky... books are comforting

oh heck, that's a good point

There's a difference between comfy and barren...

Imma shoot up the thread and i Like you

You're drunk

It was when you and i started. If I'm counting my earliest post, then it's December 22

>Courtney
Younger reletive or as job?

Naps are bad

Because

Patches

It's friday night, they're probably all playing video games. I know at least one group of posters is right now.
You're just bad at naps.

>It's Friday night and most of the usual posters are out actually doing things with their lives

>I'm just sitting here procrastinating on a paper

>And I thought I was one of the less weird-types on /waifu/

Learn something every day I guess

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Barren is when threads keep on 404ing when there's no one around to bump. This is probably coming pretty close though.

>less weird types
I guess it's on a spectrum here, but we all got some weird in us.

I am not drunk
What kind of book is it?
Thats a pretty cute waifu

'Moko....................................
On your phone?

I bet they're really just out clubbing and pretending to play video games so they look cool

Yeah, being in on a Friday night is just so normal at this point I don't even consider it weird...

Magicks
(maybe smut)

I was only shitposting senpai but post more.

Ooh magical smut? My favorite

who here is a kike? :o
not everyone has to be a loser
you're so old ',:0

and alright I never kept track

*cuddles*

At a friends yeah. I have a few follow up questions

kikelice and german shiro -_-

I am hallow
> Is there a person named aki here?

I don't follow any religion -_-

*cuddles the cutie*
I want to be friends with Alice but he's weird -_-

shiro is a gay weirdo :o

No seriously. At least a few of them are asleep, and another chunk are gaming together. I can't keep tabs on even most the people, but i think you're seriously underestimating /waifu/'s power level.

same

...

8s get

Fug

You're weird -_-

Sorta close

>On a spectrum

I see what you did there

Thanks

Tbh I don't know anyone in my university who actually hangs out on a Friday night. Then again I only know a handful of chads, maybe they're busy with classes.

I wouldn't say everyone has to be a loser. Just that we're weird.

alice is a gay kike weirdo :o

shiro is a gay kike weirdo -_-

N-no! Just magicks
The library has a couple of old smut novels though...

Fun fun
About the Discord stuff?


A-are you trying to tell me that a bunch of people who lurk on Sup Forums and post waifus aren't actually well-adjusted individuals?

nice!

Alice is a Lebanese weeb

t. Lebanese weeb

>Misaki

I tried...
Oh magicks are fun too. Whats your discord?

shiro is just gay and mean -_-
I like you though :o

I just don't know how to talk to you

What makes you think I'm Lebanese -_-

You tried your hardest, that's all that matters

Yeah. How is your night?

I want you to be happy

Shocking, i know.
Just remember you're one of us.

> not breaking that rosary

Well, you know how not to -_-
But I need to save my alcohol for the 14th :o

Except in love apparently thats not enough sometimes....
White moka would peg you

alice is just gay and kike -_-
and he has a terrible discord name -_-

Unintentional, but kek. I never cared much for bars/clubs when I was younger, but all that's out my system anyhow. Going out in the evening and then having a comfy night afterwards is good enough for me on weekends. Drinking optional depending on what's in stock.

>well adjusted individuals
Don't fall for it.

Meant Karen. Keep getting you two mixed up

t. Misaki

> white moka
Did you just assume her race?

Not him but i would not mind a mola to fuck me with a strapon

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How do you even do that, people like Karen, and people don't like me :o

Did ypu just assume white as a race?

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Oh...

K

Boopadoop
Astiaela#7669

Good! Had a nice shower and it's the weekend so that's fun
How about you?

>don't fall for it.
Trust me, I won't.

Not enough waifu dicking

Fuck tom brady and the rigged nfl

What about dick waifuing

Guess hes not here, ill be leaving then

I think you mean I know how not to talk to your crushes :o

Alcohol is bad -_-
His discord name is what I'd expect some call of duty kid to have

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what a loser :o

You mean how to crush my happiness :o

It's wonderful, and I need it -_-

That looks very painful

Added

I am a perfectly well adjusted individual

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kikes don't get to say that -_-

I imagine its just very intense

No u

Mhmmm

If only i stayed longer

Graaatatata

...

Gotcha!


I b-believe you
kinda
maybe...

No need to be jealous of how much of a normie I am. I am the perfect example of Chad

But i still love you senpai~
I havent had a drink since....january
Prepare for constant chatting

Anyway, how's your night going?

Yeah?

I agree!

See ya.

>claim