Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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I can't get this sharpie out of my ass

De-activate emergency medical hologram.

My step-father-in-law has prostate cancer.

I'm gay

I ate un-activated almonds and wild coconuts

Oh! I'm glad you're here! I hate my balls, but think vaginas look like beef curtains. What do?!

I took a dump that felt like my insides were turning out. I stood up to look at it, and it was piled up logs like two days of firewood. One of the logs was bubbling under the water, and as I watched it broke open and released a gas pocket.

My giant turd farted in my face.

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Take a look at this. What do you think? Should I be using an ice pack or something?

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How does one into shave balls?

The ship is under attack by the borg doctor.

klingon in heat

Bring Beverley in here, I've had an erection for four hours

Woof

I think something I ate didn't agree with me. IBS?

Nah Sup Forumsro you are fine

I'm literally shaking

When's the new star wreck series coming out?

And is that faggot who ruined the last two series in charge of it again?

Those things were ruined the minute they were cast.

thx