Adventure time Sup Forums!
>dubs decides next course of action
>trips decides next action and always succeeds
>quads wins the adventure with their action
>Inventory is sword, shield, two torches
Let's try not to destroy the world this time...
Adventure time Sup Forums!
Leo Perry
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Carson Davis
You find yourself at a crossroads with three paths heading left, straight, and right.
>wat do?
Brody Torres
Everyone mass suicides
Grayson Gonzalez
Shove Torch up ass
Ayden Thompson
the hero faps
Lincoln Hall
I see someone remembers our previous adventures...
Ian Myers
Roll for bitches
Jack Brooks
win
hero becomes an hero
Jaxson Martinez
The obvious answer is to roll around until you find some bitches. You're pretty sure you saw a pub down the right path...
Samuel Wood
Straight
Brandon King
Suck the nearest biggest blackest cock around.
Brandon Lopez
Throw 1 torch away.
Samuel Rodriguez
Continue down path.
Owen Miller
the hero reads mein kampf and instantly turns into a nazi
Colton Brooks
You manage to roll up to the pub near town in order to find some bitches. The tavern seems welcoming to adventurers such as yourself, dizzy as you are from rolling all the way back to town.
Joseph Myers
Spam roll to the nearest town brothel
Jackson Roberts
Set the bitches on fire with one of the torches
Michael Hall
an hero
Evan Lewis
burn down pub
Jaxon Ross
Sleep on the road and avoid the pub at all costs.
Wyatt Lopez
Enter pub
Benjamin Johnson
Roll into pub.
Connor Parker
DIzzily enter pub pls
Ryder Allen
Reroll
Christian Thompson
vomit in helmet.
Brody Smith
...
Aiden Hall
...
Liam James
Do squats.
Leo Moore
...
Kayden Barnes
Please refrain from spamming rerolls as it makes things less interesting.
That being said, I won't stop you.
Ryan Perez
...
Lincoln Collins
Well shit...
Daniel Taylor
Roll for dubs
Daniel Moore
Oh shit nigger you technically got me trips.
Julian Miller
reroll
cant skip leg day
Christian Fisher
Hey, first time commenting on Sup Forums. GL me !
David Barnes
Winrar!
Jaxson Nguyen
lol why not
There's only one solution when an adventurer meets an innocent tavern, and that's to BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND!
You light your torch...
Anthony Fisher
Throw that shit so they can't grab it or tackle you!
Christian Wright
Set the other torch on fire.
Tyler Hall
HOLY WINRAR THIS IS A GET THREAD NOW BOIS
Justin Brown
Whaaa
Nicholas Parker
yes...
Christian Hughes
You throw in a nearby Jew.
Aaron Martinez
Yes!
Joshua Cooper
You regret setting the pub on fire and try to extinguish the fire with your piss.
Adrian Martinez
you wake up from a jream. Turns out you past out in front of the pub after rolling so much.
Noah Rivera
Celebrate by kidnapping the first person to run out while singing youtube.com
Jackson Peterson
YES!!!
Brandon Morgan
Scavenge for sex toys
Kayden Roberts
You try to save fire.
James Barnes
How much cash we got op? Lets waste it all! GO TO THE MARKET!
Brandon Taylor
Reroll
Christopher Russell
You beat meat.
Alexander Cook
...
Asher Nelson
reroll
Andrew Bell
WINRAR!
Hudson Sanchez
...
Jaxson Garcia
Nice tripsss
Jose Gonzalez
What.
Gavin Baker
I think trips should override
dubs
Jaxon Brooks
THREE TRIPS TWO MINE PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK!
Jaxson Davis
I agree.
James Nelson
could this faggot be any newer?
Jace Rodriguez
How many trips have you gotten?
Jackson Cooper
Sooo close...
Blake Walker
You have successfully burned the pub to the ground. An old man approaches you and claims he is the bar owner. He just recently took out some fire insurance on the bar and made some fat stacks. He shares some of the gold with you for burning down his bar. The officials are none the wiser...
>Get 1,000 gold pieces!
Hunter Rodriguez
WHERE IS OP I NEED MEAT BEATING
Blake Davis
9
Adrian Ross
You fight the nearest boss with only your memes
Jaxon Price
Kill the owner and take the rest of his dough
Ethan Robinson
plenty. To the point where only quads, quints, and higher excite me.
Trips and dubs are kinda boring.
Landon Taylor
The trips overridden my dubs, user.
Lucas Howard
None in this thread I assume, at maximum 1.
Christopher Anderson
GO BLOW ALL THAT DOSH IN THE MARKET! LES GO
Ryder Bell
Burn down the owners house
Oliver Phillips
Having successfully burned down the pub, you have a half-chub. You reach down to attempt to beat your meat, but you're covered in armor, your gauntlets offer little dexterity.
You are frustrated.
Grayson Rodriguez
stab the old fool and take all his money like a jewish man would
Oliver Robinson
Threaten him with the shield and ask for the rest of the gold as well.
If he refuses, bash him to death.
Robert Flores
>ignoring the sex toy trips
Brayden King
spend monies on a bitchen fucking camaro and run over your neighbor
Caleb Bennett
I got 2 trips in one thread, that's pretty rare even if you are le oldfag xddd.
Cooper Ross
carry on the adventure fully nude
Benjamin Bell
kill em for the all his money
Benjamin Baker
He's getting there, hold on.
Juan Fisher
die
also rerol
Benjamin Walker
>OP ignoring rerolls. Get creative faggot
Gavin Williams
Quietly murdur him and take the rest
Jordan Cox
>still no dildo sword
Grayson Murphy
TAKE THE MONEY
Nathaniel Phillips
Trade the owner one of your goats for his daughter and the rest of his gold
Ayden Wilson
waste all money gained on horse races, (roll a nat 20 and triple your money)
Parker Fisher
Give the pub owner the money. After all, your a charitable person.
Grayson Flores
Poo in my own armor
Connor Collins
winrar?
Grayson Perry
Kill old man and skip town
Cooper Jenkins
put the owner in your inventory for later use
Joshua Kelly
I didn't reroll faggot
Jayden Martinez
Use money to buy a "+2 swag glasses" then party hard.
Nolan Nelson
kill him and get out of dodge