Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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nice satan trips

I have the full game but I think I can also play with beta people. Me too so no worries. I did just get a controller again so I may be able to do things like elite dangerous

You're super lewd! If lewd was money, you'd be the richest person around!
Well, if you say so, I'm inclined to believe you.

Suuuuuuuuure.

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lets erp

You are?

Pretty sure we had a long conversation about this you faggot.

Has anyone here tried Nioh yet?

I'm considering buying it but I might not have enough money leftover for the Berserk musou and Nier Automata.

Claiming best girl

>What is "prostitutes"?

No train, ya?

Just because we talked about it, doesn't mean we talked about it!

Me and my flatmate own it and it's really really good so far.

I heard it's good so if you like that may be worth it.

nope

What does that even mean?

With another, even more passionate kiss as i hold you tighter.

Yeah you gotta get it just right, like chewy with a tiny bit of crisp.

Why would you hit bacon against the table?

When does the beta end? Do I have to rush and try the game out super soon?
Why wouldn't I?
...You got me there.

Really?

I already bought Resident Evil 7, FFXV and the Last Guardian full price over the past month, so I really wanted to save up my money.

Maybe I'll wait till it's like €40

hey user

To test if it's crispy enough

Being that close to you sounds lovely. I think it's an endless beta or somethingHello

Gotcha.
How you been lately?

That I'm tired and eh!

Eeeexactly!

They're all best girls, every girl in that show is great.

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I dunno, I expected more doubt.

I think it's worth it, but I'm hardly going to push you to get a game you can't afford.

Eh?

I prefer crispy with a bit chewy ends, that's great!
That's..good, I guess. We should play it some time.
And you'd be one of those for Anya!

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You guys move too fast.

(Chara's girlfriend)
ah you're lucky to have someone like her~
(Kuroki-kun)
maybe you're find a gf that will accept your weirdness and you won't need friends anymore
at least that's how i feel about it...
(Saya-chan)
i don't think i've ever liked her for a appearance, i like her silly personality
what about you?
(Ikusaba-chan)
lets talk about your waifu
would you let her booby trap the house with her guns?
You're claiming Ta-kun?

Yeah I think a controller is best if you have one. That seems a bit wishful.

Claiming best of the best girl.

>Shielder claimed.

>Saw thumbnail
>Was under the impression I was going to feel old and nostalgic for Ranma 1/2
I was both relieved, and disappointed at the same time. At least this is a tad catchy.

If it's for one person, is that even prostitution?! Even more so when I'm not paid?!

Well, I was tempted to reply and say I doubted you..But it's not like I can get you to prove it.
Louse*
I really am, I'm so grateful I met her. She's wonderful.
Yeah, I got a 360 controller I like
What if she paid you?

Not counting some health problems, fine i guess.
Just been playing games or studying.

hey

>YES< It sounds fun, and what could possibly go wrong? As far as I know she only used knives, pistols and assault rifles, so it's not like the house could get blown up. Besides, with her being the 'ultimate soldier' it would probably be the best choice.

your waifu is shit

But that's too crispy.

It does. Alright Tomoko my love, i gotta go to sleep now.

As long as it isn't all crunchy and crumbles apart when you chew it.

I actually could.

crap... forgot the whole greentext thing.

Why would she pay me?!

Ah, health problems are never fun.
Rather uneventful times?

Ayyy, who dis?

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Alright good it should be fun. Alright lewd for your night.

Things are going well.

How bout all of you?

I want to dance but I don't know how.

Yeah, you gotta keep a little bit of chewy in there to keep it from doing that!
Do it!
Because she sees you working your corner and decides she wants a piece!
What do you play it on?

What I like about Mash? Her short hair and glasses and she a cute. Don't know anything about Fate/Grand Order though.

>Best of the rest
Fix'd

Why?

ye old friendo

No!

AYAYA is best girl

See:

That's when she just pulls on the leash!

AYYYYY, Operator?

360 controller. Squiggly is fun and so is Eliza but that's because Eliza Op Can't I want to be quiet

She's not the best girl for me, but she's great.

I guess. Not that thats a bad thing.

Is this only available on Exhentai?

You live with other people?

My condolences.

Goodnight everyone.

Oh my. Goodnight Tomoko.

It's quite hard to get it like that. Goodnight Louise.

yeah, whats up fam

...

It's midday

you're right, i should change my views someday. bye
fine~ louise~
she's totally going to put her hair in her dinner and have you eat it~ i'm joking
>that's what i would do to my lover though...
>tfw most girls are so scared of guns
>sigh
also good bye!
Listen I'm saving this picture, thanks.
Lol I mean what you like about Saya! But don't tell because I have to run to my mom's house!
bye!

I'll fuck a green rock if i want.

Don't know but I imagine not it's porn. I do but I'm also at a friends so yeah. More like lower them a bit.

True, I've been enjoying some uneventful times myself. Or at least, a lot less hardships than before.

Nothin much man. Just got done fixing some major issues with the car, and boosting my credit score harder than people boosting in LoL. Been pretty smooth sailing all in all.
How you been?

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I'd rather fap to 3D than western 2D tbh

Bye, it was nice talking to you (as always).

Because you can't prove it! Because it's untrue!
The leash? Oh my, I knew you were lewd, but THAT lewd?!
Who are they?
I agree. Good night, Hanako!
>Jackpot
Her...hair? I don't see why..It sounds like she wants to have me help if I can, in an apron of some sort.
Bye!

I'm watching you

Characters in the game

That's the plan... less competition for my western waifu...

Motoko Kusanagi from ghost in the shell

Geez bro you should stay at my house. Plenty of room and freedom to make all the noise you want at 4am if you feel like it. No neighbors nearby. Gotta drive to them.

A dude in the mountains up from me shoots his gun whenever he feels like it. Just free.

get outta here

Skuggar truande, aksen skinande

The SAC series is probably in my top 10 animu, but I don't see the appeal in Motoko

What do you think about design in ARISE?

you're just a fish, what are you gonna do?

That's good. Lets hope it lasts.

Your waifu is really... normal.. Why her?

No. I don't think not being able to make noise is a problem for me. I've gotten use to being quiet

Ah, I see.
What sort of game is it?

You watch me jack off?

I'm gonna mess you up

checked

Speaking of Arise, is it worth the watch?
I've heard mixed opinions about it, but are the production values good at the very least?

She's like the perfect depiction of a socially awkward teenage girl.

Please, that's tame stuff.

Also
>an apron of some sort
By that, she means only an apron

If it lasts until I at least get out of debt, I'll all it a success.

Um it's a fighter like we talked about

i've been alright, just living a day at a time. I don't really do much. i got plans to go to a wargame in march to shoot blank rounds at people. i might go to Amsterdam in the summer to stay with my girlfriend

Everyday giving less of a shit.

That's totally not tame! Leashes and collars and stuff..

>Apron
....Yeah, I know...

You said it was basically one, but what does that mean?

Wait what? Skull girls is a 2d fighter no question

Well it's a different feeling being able to slam pussy at 2am and not worry about waking anyone up.

I want to
Karen, I love and miss you

It's worth the watch. Decent, good production quality. If people don't like it's most likely because of the new character design.

I don't worry about waking people up because I'm quiet.

I'll add it to my endless backlog of anime/manga to get through then.

Skull Girls have weird characters. Guilty Gear weird.

That's pretty gay fam