My breakfast. Find a flaw

My breakfast. Find a flaw.

disgusting brit fag

I see no animal flesh. Flaw revealed.

>Trips of truth

why do brits consider barbecue food to be breakfast?

are you drinking milk out of a masons jar?
What the heck

My perception of a perception tool's perception of what is assumed to be your breakfast, may not be valid, as it is not a directly felt experience. Only the assumed breakfast will know if, in itself contain a flaw as a result to it's own experience of itself.

Who the fuck eats beans for breakfast?

great hot sauce

you'd fit in perfectly in the xkcd irc rooms

WTF is this shit

Can't even find your breakfast let alone a flaw

That ain't a brit breakfast.

"I'd tell you to eat shit, but I don't know where you'll find British food in Paris."

>2017
>not eating vegan

Agreed... user is a fag

I'll raise you a cracker barrel country boy

potatoes aren't crispy or fluffy. Egg is hard and not runny. tomato isn't caramelised before poaching. bread isn't toasted. No vegemite/promite/marmite to be seen.Dirty watery looking rice shit in the beans. No snags. no bacon. no cheese. L2 fry-up mate.

the fucking eggs dumbass

Carbs

>animal flesh
>flesh
>eggs

kys retard

milk and beans ? might as well have an ass enema

eggs are way undercooked
porridge and gravy look nasty
1/10

This looks like something I would make for dinner at 2 am , drunk.

still counts as an animal

Flesh is not egg. Egg become flesh in time.

user specified flesh you fucking degenerate

I like my eggs the way I like my women. Easier the better.

No. Because it was never fertilized it would never have become anything other than fluid.

Fuckin' right!

everything

Not flesh...ejected uterus dumbass

>porridge

you've never heard of grits?

>porridge
Go back to whatever shitty third world country you're from niggerlover

Shit breakfast

dangerous road my friend, You're gonna have to explains biscuits and gravy next.

I don't have any. There's your flaw. I'm hangry

For a start off you know all wanders , there is no such thing as a brit breakfast, each region has its own, the full English being the best known. That shift on the dirty plate,dirty table and jam jars ls foreign muck, the dirty sauce bottle gives it away.
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He's probably somewhere just north of where you are bud. ;)

P'S that should say wankers not wanders.

I'm not your bud, guy

everything. it looks disgusting.

love the smell of faggots in the morning

that looks like a kurt cobain consequences...

messy as fuck, no meat at all, not to mention you're drinking coffee from a plant jug or something and milk from a jar

always this but sub extra hashbrown cass for apples. good call

looks like shit

not vegan

probably not, you sound like one of those angry liberals. Go live in Hillaryland where you guys can hug it out.

Where's the cigarettes and whiskey?

I don't even know you but I want to be friends with you

I'm btw

Sure you get the gist

how can you eat so much for breakfast, this looks more like for 2 people,
British breakfast system?

i could not find anything wrong with that, i used to eat worst, imagine that what op "eat" (i think is random image on internet) and put in pan and mix everything with eggs, disgraceful to look but nice taste.

You're that disgusting jar of milk guy who used to post on /ck/ all those years ago!

FUCK YOU!

> porridge
> undercooked eggs

You're a fucking lowlife, you know that? Stupid mongrel.

i ate it for lunch and it looks like more than it is because it's spread out

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is that the kids portion?

Diarrhea will be spewing out of your ass later.

Corned beef hash, scrambled eggs, hash browns.

What is it with you degenerate foreigners eating assholes and beans for breaks? Makes poutine look like an entree as opposed to moose bile.

Have some pic related like a man if you want to be a winner in life.

Greasy garbage. Do you need ham, sausages and a burger for breakfast?

This plate of filth isn't British looks polish

>charred hash
ruined.

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ok, but why do you combine wieners and bacon? some kind of standard?

Dumb caribbean negro? Or just some kind of hipster fag?

is that egg covering a soy sauce?

Not him but i will clarify that those sausages are about an inch long. So the amount on the plate would equal 3 breakfast sausages.

egg n bacon, sausage n beans.

the hot sauce will overrun the flavor of everythign else, and you don't need to drink so much damn milk

but good breakfast

are those eggs fucking raw ?

it's more like 2 slightly longer hotdogs

t. guy who took the pic

than,l why the potato?

PLANTAIN/10
Good fucking work user

wtf? some kind of hidden algebra breakfast?

goes well with the sausage and bacon and makes you feel more full.

but i should have done hashbrowns or something but i was lazy

not quite. is there another manly way to eat them?

you're english

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Too many carbs. Not enough fruits and vegetables.

apart from the milk it looks ok for me

>no bacon
>no hashbrowns
>no sausages
>overcooked eggs
>milk in jar
1/10

>raw fucking eggs
>small cup of butter
>meat cooked like a tard
>no bacon or retarded looking bacon.

>no hashbrowns
>sausages look like canned ones
>nice bacon tho
7/10

>bacon undercooked
>no beans
>no toast
4/10

Europoor. Mainly.

if you dont like em overcooked, try em poached. It's manly and pretty fucking delicious.

cooked white and loose yolk is the only way

>sausages look like canned ones
you should get your eyes checked.

>Too many carbs.
>Needs more carbs

>milk
Just no.
Also what's the point of taking your coffee with beans? You won't fully absorb the iron this way

>undercooked bacon

No such thing

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you never are a homemade one.

Pic related.

not him but
>carbs without fiber
>carbs with fiber
there's a difference

>what is maillard reaction

this

Looks like you may be eating alone.
You have failed to find a mate.
Pretty big flaw.

>/Thread

I may may be an Amerifag but I'm going to let my English heritage take over here

>hard boiled egg
>untried tomato
>whole potato
>un toasted bread
>beans touching

Poper bellend.

Nice meme. Let's just eat all our food raw from now on. That's the most manly and best tasting, right? Also, I love dogs and working out and nature and reading good books, did I miss anything faggot?

so they have to be uneven and coarsely minced to not "look canned"? that's just fucking stupid.