Motd thread

starts at 10:20

>RUNNING ORDER

Sun/Ars, WBA/ManC, CP/Liv, Tot/Lei, ManU/Bur, Boro/Bou, Wat/Hull

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youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s
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>Liverpool 3rd despite most goals and talking points

Another fine decision from Media City based in Salford, Manchester

do i have time to go for a poo before it starts?

imagine caring this much about MOTD order

>Pardew mad as fuck
>Gonna get banned now for complaining about referee

KEK
E
K

damnit I missed it, switched to watch barca

*dabs respectfully in your direction*
*let's man run past*

>2hr 10
just about lad

imagine if tottenham drawspur go undefeated but still finish behind arsenal

what did he complain about? there was the penalty shout in the second half but other than that the game was just a case of them not being very good and liverpool being better

>I want my CP fresh from the oven!

I miss Chicharito

because Palace fans screamed 3 times for penalties, which were correctly not given.

biggest call for a penalty was in Liverpool's favour, but he forgot about that.

imagine Tottenham having their own invincibles season, but they finish 3rd or 4th in the league behind Arsenal

ok i went for one but i couldn't get anything out

ughh

if it was a really close game then i can sort of understand why a manager would bring it up, but that wasn't the case today

pardew is a really bad loser desu

Reminder that United went to shit after benching Chicharito and that they reached the CL final with him starting.

Coincidence.

>taking the matchball home
>didnt even get a hattrick
what a mong

To be fair we had a piss easy route to that final. Marseille, Chelsea and >Schalke, and he was completely invisible in that final. Still would love him here now, at least he could finish a fucking chance.

>Mourinho and Pardew making absolute tits of themselves on the same day

BUENO

Don't forget the
>moyes

youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY

Yeah, he only scored 20+ goals. Who scored that many goals for united after he was ostracized?

>Player that thrives on manager confidence
>Managers bully him
>Manshit United

lmao

I sure hope todays thread will be trans-friendly

Why aren't City on first? We got some classic Aguero and it was Gundrogans coming out party

What was so interesting about Arsenal? Same old same old
Probably just because Sunderland scored one and that's the only highlight they'll have this season and so the only time it would be OK to put them on early and BBC have to let every club go on first at least once a season

Because nobody gives a shit about City

first time in ten years a team has won a premier league game without a shot on target

Im sorry

Now post the bedroom of another club...oh wait, they don't exist(!)

Fuck sake I replied to poleaboo. Sorry lads.

>he stores his hair brush on the floor

First unbeaten season lads!

I've got a few hair brushes and combs and I've moved that one now

>£13.5million for the bleached livermore

Never reply to any post about City m8.

Not even this one.

>literally buying another soldado

is that uni digs?

Looks pretty comfy.

>single bed
>comfy
xdeeeee

CITY CITY CITY

...no, it's me bedroom in my parents house....the uni situation isn't good right now

what did you do?

I thought it was uni accomodation, would be pretty comfy if it was.

As it's his parents I'd like to retract that desu.

this senpai

>not knowing poleaboo

wew lad

>your life will never be as completely fucked as poleaboos

feels good lads

we dem moyes boiz

just tell us baka

I made these threads
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/15202084
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17207990
and this blog (see February and March 2015 entries)
poleaboo.wordpress.com/

This apparently violated this law
legislation.gov.uk/asp/2010/13/section/39/enacted

One girl complained to the uni who then called in the police and then they brought the second girl in and then they arrested me
The uni suspended me until the trial
I plead guilty 5 months later because my legal aid solicitor was shit
Then the university suspended me for another YEAR due to accusations against me
There was no evidence but the police placed me on bail for a year
Nothing came of it

When I finally got my misconduct hearing, I was repeatedly called a stalker and asked if there were any mitigating circumstances that should be taken into consideration
2 weeks later, I was officially expelled

Also, I don't care about the dox info on the letter, nothing seems to matter anymore

I will become a legend, you however will slowly fade into nothing

I come on ess pee a lot less often these days due to real life sadly, what is this about?

I don't come on Sup Forums much these days either, I mostly posted in 2014, that was before things got fucked up for me

Can't remember the last time a City win was entertaining

The only team in the world who can win 6-0 and still put you to sleep

I like how you left out that you put a spycam in the bathroom, was literally stalking her, pissed in peoples milk because of it and dreaming about being with her and now you're trying to get your sex change while looking like this you still think she'll be your best mate because of it.

What the hell are you talking about?

They're constantly praised for being the most offensive and entertaining clubs in Europe, that's why they are loved, it's kinda their thing

The City way, it doesn't matter if you let 2 or 3 in if you're banging 4 or 5 in at the other end of the pitch - Every City game is guaranteed excitement

>was literally stalking her
>literally
Stop lying

....fucking hell

is this real?

wtf

HWHAT

Ignore him, he didn't follow football until city won the league.

Scotland and unis in general are SJW shitholes

In this case though the other factors are that the principal was Polish, the same race as the "victims" and possibly they didn't want to scare off potential Polish students

yeah, in the 60s

Mark Warlo, Danny Smith and Patrick Butcher would make my all time City XI until the end of time

If Liverpool are Trump, who is Hillary?

If Liverpool are Trump, Hillary is going to lose the league.

Literally, who?

He will come good. Wish we played Son upfront desu.

>Every City game is guaranteed excitement

lol. cute.

United.

What did Mou do, beside not win?

do you like my OC lads

ryan mason

Liverpool are Bernie Sanders if anyone.

complained to clattenburg about a penalty decision at half time and was sent to the stands

Man City with Poop

the team with tons of money, not earned the right to win but looks like doing so anyway simply because they've had lots of money and special favours.

he got sent off and then refused to do a post match press conference, sent his equally-as-petty assistant to do it instead

Mate I've done fucked up things but seriously, why?

Clatters is known for not taking shit

Mou knew what would happen

Weird guy

imagine giving the slightest shit about american politics

lads am I a nerd?

Hahahahahaha.

Feel the Klopp.

you're on here instead of being out there nutting in stacy, so what do you think?

only if you play skyrim, watch the big bang theory and enjoy every marvel movie lad

With Spurs, you're worse :^)

Pissed at Watford scoring, cost me 5 points in super 6

phew

but MOTD is on and I missed the games live cause I was in work.
Besides I can't go out tonight, gotta get up early tomorrow so I can travel into London and watch the Bengals beat the Redskins :3

can you sell us a good player next please?

Wait why did it start a hour early tonight

>handegg

oh dear

What did I do that was so fucked up?

It's just writing...words, feelings etc. It's not like I even sent them to the girls, it was just me venting and expressing myself in semi-privacy

Tfw I don't wear glasses so I don't like those things. More interested in sports and politics.

Are any of you among the 200,000 people who tune in for The Championship on Channel 5?

>he doesn't enjoy hand egg and football

youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s

Yes lad.

>and enjoy every marvel movie lad
Capeshit is the most normie pursuit ever tho

>furry shit vs shitty nomads
>not going to see the big strong manly Giants

never going to make it

Look, I didnt read any of it, but you sound like a bleeding heart with issues. Whatever happened to picturing her on a pornstar face and pretending you can hear her voice begging for me?

Being a nerd is a normie thing senpai.

Watched it today for about the first time this season purely because we won

see that was the joke, I attributed normie shit that normies think is for "nerds"

I thought the Bengals vs Redskins was going to be the best fixture in England this year desu.
>the Giants
meme team desu

Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson 34s34 seconds ago
LIVERPOOOOOOOL!!!!

I like the production values and general look of the NFL but the sport itself is pretty dull

I WASN'T SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HER