What are some of the worst lyrics in music history?

What are some of the worst lyrics in music history?

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idk but that guy from cypress hill pissess me off

Their deadmau5 track is really good though.

I enjoy the fuck out of B-Real, but I get it lol.

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>high on legal marijuana
>raised on biggie and nirvana

w e w

Mama mia and I see people act like she's the best artist around

The comments might actually be cringier than the song itself

outside of pop, kanyes last album

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It's hard to pick just one song by these guys though, all their songs have lyrics that make me cringe.

>Their deadmau5 track is really good
its twenty times better sans them. Cypress Hill took a shit on that track.

>Water, fire, air and dirt
>Fucking magnets, how do they work?

(Hol’ up, bitch) sit down
(Hol’ up lil' bitch, hol’ up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Sit down, hol' up, lil’ bitch)
Be humble (bitch)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) bitch, sit down
Lil' bitch (hol' up, lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) be humble
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) sit down
(Hol' up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, sit down, lil' bitch)
(Sit down, lil' bitch, be humble)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) bitch, sit down
(Hol' up, bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)

the whole pure comedy album

That fucking "never had to knock on wood" song

jesus christ are those some retarded lyrics

This guy gets it

What the fuck is up? Uh, fuck the world, bust a nut I'm on this and that, and such and such It's ashes to ashes, dust to dust, come on Rock, rock, rock with a real nigga Everything I touch turn to gold, she a gold digger Shots, shots, shots, have a lil liquor Got the bitch taking shots like Reggie Miller Uh, Lil Weezy in this bitch ho She want the green light, let the bitch go I go hard, I go nuts, I go schizo And now they wanna copy me like ten-fo' Uh, I can't stop, I won't stop I got the pistol on me, I guess I went pop Now I'm free-falling, yeah, head first Red hat to the back like Fred Durst

Lil Wiener fucking sucks

Anything your mom sings when my dick isn't in her mouth. :)

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Nice

completely and utterly wasted

...

SASQUATCH, GODZILLA, KING KONG, LOCH NESS, GOBLIN, GHOUL, A ZOMBIE WITH NO CONSCIENCE

Quints confirms user is ass mad.

>Was it love, or was it the idea of being in love?
>Or was it the hand of fate that seemed to fit just like a glove?

10/10

Post-ironic quints

BOO BOO

Christ this is rough. So bland too, why is she popular?

>I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me

-J. Cole

>found the unbleached asshole

Kendrick Lamar is not just a rapper. He is a jazz musician, a poet, a philosopher and an artist.
*calls wife's landline*

Cola low, on the beach
On the costa brava, with my Pepsi Cola
My only one regret
Yes, I've only one regret
I dropped my Pepsi Cola
Pepsi Cola all alone
With my Pepsi Cola
I drunk my Pepsi Cola
I drunk my Pepsi Cola
Way out there, swimming in the sea
I want another Pepsi
Way out there, swimming in the sea
I want another Pepsi
Another Pepsi Cola
Another Pepsi Cola
It's a real big Coke
It's a real big Coke
It's a real big

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>Let me tell you about the life
>And how live when you a star
>Every single place you go
>The people run up to your car
>Everybody wants to talk
>Everybody wants to jive
>Everybody wants a hand shake
>Or want a high five
>And these ugly girls always got a friend that wanna talk to you
>Yahhh yahhh trick and your friend yahhh yahhh too
>I ain't got time for chit chat
>I'm tryin' to get this money
>So get up out my face
>You doo-doo head dummy

-soulja boy

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"You doo-doo head dummy" always gets me.

>I TOOK A WHITE BITCH TO STARBUCKS
>THAT LITTLE BITCH GOT HER THROAT FUCKED

Yeah, truly the pinnacle of lyricism so thought provoking

>I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
>I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAAAND
wow baka white people

"I got techniques dripping out my buttcheeks
Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets"

-Biggie

Remind me why people consider this guy the greatest or even a half decent lyricist?

>he has no sense of humor

>Only time will tell if we stand the test of time
Drives me up a wall.

this is actually hilarious lol. ease up user.

Rap isn't about humor, it's a serious matter.

pooping the bed is a serious matter.

>blow a fellow like a cello

>I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
>With this ugly food that stinks
- Rapper's Delight

>Let me tell ya a story of my situation
>I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
- Just a Friend

>WHITE BOY ON THE BEAT ROCKIN' GUCCI SNEAKS
>ALL I DO IS WIN, CH-CH-CH-CHARLIE SHEEN

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Girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
Thats when we turn off the lights
Girl if you're from orange county I'll fuck you right
and I think J-dog might, If I'm nice
Thats when we turn off the lights
Undead

I be the J to the D, girls call from OC what are you doing?
I'll fuck you in your new Denali!
What a change.. cuz I fuck girls in alleys.. behind the Beauty Bar,
lets see how far we can go on a sexual safari
I got a dick like Kareem Abdul-Jabari
Now lets pray, go all the way,
your boyfriends gay, got his truck raised.. ain't I right?
Hey Shady.. (what?) let's have a pillow fight..
I'm a sex robot sent back from the fucking future
FUCK GIRLS DEEP, STICK IT IN THEIR POOPER

I'm like the Brad Pitt of scene movies
Take off that shirt and let me see them B boobies
I like C boobies, D boobies, Z boobies..
sad boobies, mad boobies, clean boobies, mean boobies
I get pissed when the haters try and cock block
I get drunk an touch Tila in her hot spot
It's Charlie Scene, let me drink from your flask,
put on my mask and fuck you in the ass
Hey Charlie, how many girls you takin' home tonight?
My dicks sinned so much it should be crucified like Jesus Christ
BEEP BEEP hey, you girls need a ride? GET INSIDE!
I pull out my skin sword on the dance floor
rub it on your butt cheeks and watch it transform
You BETTER put out, DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU..
Or I'll do the Michael Jackson and I'mo RAPE YOU!

Hey what is that? Is that a guy or a girl?
HEY FAGGOT!
Shut the fuck up, you want me..
Bitches get mad that I swallow more cum than they can
Wanna give me a hand? Cuz I'll deep throat your dad
Then he'll cum on my face.. before I go on MySpace
An every guy wants my lipstick smeared on his nutsac
Let's play Barbie and shove Ken's dick in my ass..
Or you can be R. Kelly an pee on me
Just don't get it on my plastic surgery

also this:

I like boys and girls and rockstars
Even virgins wanna come into my snack bar.
Don't hate me because I fucked your favorite band.
Beer bottle in my pussy, Let's do a keg stand (bing).
And let me show you how to sit on that dick.
America's Next Top Model, Click Click.
I'm the ringleader Girls follow my trends.
Got Hannah Montana doing anal with my friends.
Pull my hair, Scratch my back, Beat me like Rihanna.
I love ass to mouth and black cock like Obama, what?
We showed you how to turn off the lights
So give me some fucking Twilight neck bites.
Deuce is going to get your coochie real loose
So I'm a line up your men and play duck duck goose.

MACARONI NIGGAS

IMPASTAS

Who said this? Read that cracked me up that shits funny.

andre 3000

>Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
>I have a constant fear that something's always near
>Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
>I have a phobia that someone's always there
So unclever

1 2 3 4 5
I am the greatest rapper alive

>If I gotta go hard on a bitch imma make it look sexy

Any mainstream rap

>not knowing that's a reference to the opening of a Dickens short story which calls into question the artifice of any creation
Just can't help some people.

the whole of California by grimes

more like california by childish gambino

found this gem

Dance Gavin Dance consistently have the worst lyrics of any band.

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Fucking this

Jay-Z has some real duds

'The Impression That I Get'

Everyone but Nikki was absolute shit on that track.

who is this

LOVE
O
V
E

underage b&

Straight up GOAT

SUCKIN' ON A CHILI DOG

OUTSIDE A TASTEE-FREEEEEEEEEEEZ

kek.
But yeah, that's fucking terrible.

What's up Mary (How you doin'?)
Mary Jane (Stanky nigga)
Since I have met you girl you ruined my brain (Ruined my brain)
You stole my heart (You stole my heart)
Right from the start (Right from the start)
So I broke you down lil mama and hit you in the dark (hit you in the dark)

Everytime I listen to Stay Fly I want to skip this so bad. Is he even trying to sound romantic? Is he trying to sound gangsta? Whatthe fuck is he even doing?

Brought him food from Panera Bread
Snorin son rolled out of bed

This famalam

Do you really not get it? Holy shit

My man you can't tell me you don't love the part of Rapper's Delight where they talk about eating dinner at a friend's house

DON'T TOTE NO TWENTY-TWOS
MAGNUM COST ME TWENTY-TWO
SAT IT ON THEM TWENTY-TWOS
BIRDS GO FOR TWENTY-TWO
LIL MAMA SUPER THICK
SHE SAY SHE TWENTY-TWO
SHE SEEN THEM TWENTY-TWOS
WE IN ROOM TWO TWENTY TWO

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>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot doot dooo.
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot dooo

>I'm afraid of the dark,
>'specially when I'm in a park
>And there's no-one else around,
>Ooh, I get the shivers
>I don't want to see a ghost,
>It's a sight that I fear most
>I'd rather have a piece of toast
>And watch the evening news

>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot doot dooo.
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot dooo

>I'm a superstitious girl,
>I'm the worst in the world
>Never walk under ladders,
>I keep a rabbit's tail
>I'll take you up on a dare,
>Anytime, anywhere
>Name the place, I'll be there,
>Bungee jumping, I don't care!

>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot doot dooo.
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot dooo

>So after all is said and done
>I know I'm not the only one
>Life indeed can be fun,
>If you really want to
>Sometimes living out your dreams,
>Ain't as easy as it seems
>You want to fly around the world,
>In a beautiful balloon

>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot doot dooo.
>Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
>Doo, doot dooo

Top that

There's this.

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>Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on

I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

Thanks for reminding me of the existence of that song

That isn't a bad lyric at all, it's a pretty nice hook actually for a braggadocious hip hop song

If you want bad Kendrick lyrics look at The Heart Part IV.

"1,2,3,4,5, I am the greatest rapper alive"
"Donald Trump is a chump"

Here lies Dylan McFadden
He died of dysentery in 1875
If he did not have dysentery
He would have likely lived a longer life

I DUN GED ENUFOF IT

"Listen, I know
This one's a contradiction because of how happy it sounds
But the lyrics are so down"

-Twenty One Pilots

>My brother knows Karl Marx
>He met him eating mushrooms in the public >park
>He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?"
>"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"
>Took me down to meet the anarchist party
>Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
>Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
>Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"
>Eat natural food baked twice daily
>Fill your nostrils up with gravy
>Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
>Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee

So bad they're actually good

>I'll crush a mound up on your birthday cake
>With your whole family there watching
>Or at your Aunt Viv's wake
>Line up some blow on your titties
>And blow the rest in your face
>If you're not turning up
>Then your whole life's a disgrace
>I like the self-destructive girls
>Where the fucks be all missin'
>When you get home and I'm high
>I don't wanna hear no bitching
>This is the modern man
>Modern plan future transition
>Worship the work and the product
>American joy division

THIS IS NOT RAP
THIS IS NOT HIP HOP
JUST ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE VOICES STOP

Linkin Park has always had cringy lyrics in some of their songs, but the lyrics to "heavy".....Wow. They literally must have wrote them in 15 fucking minutes. Pathetic showing.

Oh hi Mark
How's your sex life
I love Lisa so much
I asked her to be my life
Want to throw the football around?
I'm the coolest mofug in this town
But I'm so fed up with this world
Cheep Cheep
Oh hi Mark
You are tearing me apart!

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Holy shit, that's 'where's me jumper'. Had that single when I was a kid

>And my mother will be so, so angry
>And my brother will be so, so angry
>And my girlfriend will be so, so angry
>And my dog will be so, so angry

be humble ( hol' up)

how strange it is to be anything at all

That was so bad

>So bad they're actually good
I don't think it counts if that's actually the point

>NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
wow baka black people

checked

>Spotify
>Search Hopsin
>Any song