Hey Sup Forums, challenge time:

Hey Sup Forums, challenge time:

Name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

Your pathetic excuse for a cock

Baseball cap

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Garbage bin.

television

I bet nobody has ever stuck their dick into a taffy stretcher while it's on.

Bruce Jenner

i bet it has happened at leat once

Computer monitor

Me

Sick burn

I wonder if it ripped his dick off immediately or if he tried to keep pace with the rotation.

Wood chipper

virgin faggot

the sun

Europa.

I'm sure you've masturbated user.

Are you superfat? NEET? I'd probably pityfick you.

Digger loader

A 5" penis. All mankind is 7.5" or above, apparently.

Haha

OP

Best

I doubt someone wants this up their ass

Forgot pic

You could have sex in it, though. You could have a hundred people have sex in it. That probably counts as using it sexually.

Roofing tiles

The dark side of the sun

pityfuck me?

Isn't that the Moon?

me...

no, that's OP's anus

jesus dude

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