I would like a bigger dick until the offered money reaches the sum of about a million. Then I would prefer the money.
My dick is average as fuck (6 inches long, 5 inches around). My finances are below average. Basically don't have any money, but I get by.
Xavier Cook
I like that paint, I saved it
Caleb Lopez
Bigger dick. Then I can prostitute myself and get more money.
Landon Brooks
Time and Tide wait for no man.
Ethan Moore
i have a big dick and plenty of money and life still sucks for the most part
Asher Ross
but with money women love you no matter what
Ryder Watson
More money. I have a massive penis already.
Jacob Brooks
More money.
The myth that women are obsessed with penis size, and the fact that men worry about something they have no control over, is a product of the porn industry.
Parker Cox
this /thread
Blake Perez
I would go for bigger dick unless the money is over $500
Gavin Sanders
Bigger dick. I don't necessarily think a big dick matters much, but I really believe mine is small and incapable of pleasing a woman without a lot of help from anecdotal stimulation. (5 inches long, 4 inches around)
Nathan Young
more money, of course.
whats the point of increasing your dick size by 2 inches if you are still an autismo who cant date women?
and if you know how to date women dick size shouldnt be a show stopper unless you're like less than 4 inches hard.
with more money, I can buy whatever the fuck I want, even if I am an autistic schizo, including hookers willing to suck without complaint whatever I have
Nathan Gray
>picking anything besides money lol
Samuel Sullivan
Bigger dick
I make decent money already but I got a small dick.
Anthony Russell
Bigger dick obviously. Then I might have some motivation and self esteem, ergo, better job and more money. Right now i barely show up to my shitty job cuz i could really care less if i die. Im not impressing anyone...
Joshua Garcia
Wife likes the dick so definitely more money
Juan Ramirez
money. don't care about dick size
Alexander Kelly
>5 inches around the fuck?? what do you mean 5 inches around??
Nolan Green
circumference you idiot
which means not even 2 inches wide
Joshua King
why the fuck would he say 5 in. around? does he want to make his dick seem bigger????
Michael Brown
it's circumference, you wrap a measuring tape around your dick and mark it at the end. a 5" around dick would have a girth of 1.59 inches.
Eli Phillips
because who want's to pancake their dick against a ruler to try and get an accurate girth reading when you could just use a measuring tape and get a far more accurate reading.
Nathan Diaz
How much money? How much dick? I've always envied guys who are long enough to be able to blow themselves. I'm not insecure about my size and I don't date anymore anyway, so that's really the only thing that would make me pick the dick over the money. Unless it's only like $1000 or something, then I might pick an inch or two instead of the money.