40 yo virgin cause of small dick. girls only want me as "friend" no matter what i try. i think thy smell my smll dick

40 yo virgin cause of small dick. girls only want me as "friend" no matter what i try. i think thy smell my smll dick

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maybe move to japan? those girls would think you have big dick

maybe try something besides being a fatass

This.

You don't have a small dick, you just have a shit ton of fat hiding it. Lose some weight and you'll be a happy camper.
Planet fitness. $10/month

Every 20 pounds of weight you lose you gain one inch of dick.

as a former fat ass, I can tell you thismis true

Dude, that is a perfectly nice dick.

doespumping work?iam 4 inches withoug pushin ght efat, and 7 inches with pushing the fat back

No dont waste your time. Get to running and eating right nigga

Maybe it's not your penis and more something terribly wrong with your personality and/or ability to behave and socialize properly. But you're probably some insecure fag who'd think "women are just bitches."

I was getting my dick sucked when I was 12, bitch.

Get a penis pump and some viagra.
I used to be 4" now 7.5" with 6" girth. Ladies love it. Ps your dick so tiny like baby dick lel

how much to pumpfor gains?

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I'm 40 too oldfag. I've found that dating younger girls is more difficult, bc most of them see you as an old bastard, and the ones that don't, don't because they have mental problems that come out their mouth as soon as it opens (and never shuts). Dating older is better, because the stupidity of youth is gone, and it's just, hey, you're fun, want to get together (have sex), sure, lets. Done. Easy. No prancing around it like a confused child. Adults have too much other shit to do.

Dating the same age is a disaster, bc most women our age are still in parent-mode and as such are horrible people to spend any time around.

Not sure it would help being a fag. It's probably the same shit.

Just wash it so they don't smell it...

Chloe got built.

careful with that shit man. i used one once and have permanent stretch mark on my shaft. its not too noticeable, but it can fuck up your cock if you overdo it. i'm about 6 1/2" hard and i pumped to over 8".

I have a fantasy regarding 40yo virgins

basically i become their sissy gf slave

sucking them off while they chug their mountain dew, gorge on cheetos, and play computer games

i would obviously be in chastity and id dress, act, and look just like their fantasy wifu's or whatever theyre called

they would take photos and vids of me and show me off to their online friends who would all wish they were as lucky as my master/daddy

if youre real then lets do this or exchange nudes over kik

whats your kik, where you from

kik erikalfonso ,from europe greece

I have a small dick, im not a virgin. protip don't be fat and boring.

Stop being a fat slob and exercise..

im from the states :(

Go to the gym bro. get fit, than bang chicks

sen my some pics on kik i will send pics back

got a snapchat?

i dont even have kik, and only a personal snapchat

I had a fat ass friend. Whenever he came over he'd sit on the couch. Then when he would leave and someone else would sit where he was it would always smell like a fucking nuke ass fart.
Best advice OP: Get fit, lose the stank, bang hot chicks. Easy win

post pics here or download kik fast with anonymous name. message me then on erikalfonso

yea i'll just share some pics here, i dont have too many and im not in a position to take new ones (at work)

>virgin cause of small dick
no, it's cus you're a fat fuck

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Age?

20

Love your bod

really get kik and send me pics at erikalfonso (note the name) after work, would make an 40 yo virgin happy to wank to that

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OP is just a smelly piece of shit and probobly doesnt know how to interact socially with others
thats why
>kys

thanks :) whats your fav part and why?


what kinda pics you looking for

Dick isnt even that bad bud. You're a sloppy bologna tugboat. If you lost weight and had better circulation, your dick would be, comparatively, pretty decent sized.

Enjoy your diabeetus

iam totally into your type. any kind you have, dildo pics would be great, anal plugs , stockings, anime stuff

Your dick isn't small, you're just a fucking fat ass, and probably creepy.

Your tummy and lower area and ass. Because you are sexy and I want to kiss it and bend you over

No lie OP, I am 42 fatter and have a smaller dick than you. Married and have had a couple of FWB since but none right now. Its not being fat or having a small dick. You have to put your self out there around women, learn how to conversate and just a little charm will take you a long way.

DO NOT come in with the expectation of being friends, go in trying to fuck them. If they pull back from talking, you pull back too. If you get caught in the friend zone, pull out and keep minimal contact. Its like petting a cat, if you come at them hard they are going to run away. Be bluntly honest, do not lie.

Find a chic to go shopping with and get some good fitting, nice looking clothes that make you look like an adult. They do not have to be expensive, just fit right on you.

Get a nice hair cut, NOT AT A SUPER CUTS. I just found this out, started going to a salon. It costs me $25 and I have my bosses asking where I get it done. Ladies at work who, don't talk to me complemented my hair and I am even going bald.

You will not score a 10/10 but 5-7/10 pussy is better anyways.

like this daddy?

YES

bend me over? i dont understand? what would that do?

>o in trying to fuck them. If they pull back from talking, you pull back too. If you get caught in the friend zone, pull out and keep minimal contact. Its like petting a cat, if you come at them hard they are going to run away. Be bluntly honest, do not lie.
great, you need to start wearing an anal plug at work, do this and send me pic

oh ok

i want to fist you such a great butt

Make it easier to put my dick in you :)

The fuck is this?