So what did Sup Forums do after prom?

So what did Sup Forums do after prom?

/ b / never had a prom

This.

>Imagines all of Sup Forums at prom\
>Can't stop laughing

Im 40yo limo driver. So I made her a bowl of eggs after she woke up from the rohypnol I slipped her in the back of the limo.

Probably just sat in the corner screeching autistic ally.

Smoked a whole bunch of weed and tried MDMA for the first time ever. Managed to get talking to a girl and making out for the first time too, THen didn't know that MDMA shuts down your dick so I couldn't get hard and ruined my first chance of getting sex.

My prom date.

I put my HiPoint and katana away because Im a pussy from Sup Forums and didnt have the balls to actually use them at the prom.

Smacked her again.

Promised a small group of friends some free MDMA. Turned out my MDMA was GHB, and only I knew. My tablet's contained nothing but. Had my way with 2 girls while my buddy was knocked the fuck out getting nothing. I can thank my brother for the GHB. Top that you fucking faggots.

nobody cared about me enough

...

I went to my buddies house, smoked a ton of weed, ate some bread, then we went to a party and i ended up taking my dick out in front of everybody

...

mushrooms

i was at work that night, a fine dining restaurant, cooking for a big group of my classmates.

>Sup Forums at prom

>taking my dick out in front of everybody
(pic related) right user?

my HS didn't have prom

i permanently avoided any girl with a black boy as a date.

pretty sad when he couldnt even fuck 13yo girls because they were too busy laughing at his tiny benis

kek

so you danced with forever alone white boys like yourself than?

>nobody will ever want my tiny wee wee

chekd, welp dubs means youre correct. Poor user and his tiny penis

because girls arent allowed to go to school in afghanistan?

For starters, get off Sup Forums and get laid

sorry cuckstein. i went with a date. we had fun that night. it's been years since that overhyped waste of time passed.

no cuck here. Im a 40yo limo driver that roofied a girl. But good for you. Im guessing your date was a nigress than?

i fucked a small fat girl, better than nothing at least

every guy fucks a fat chick at least once. Better than no pussy. Chalk it up as a learning experience.

Had sex with my date then her best friend an hour later

>went to dance without date
>friends couldn't bring me home because they went to their hotel
>got a ride from a religious guy in my class
>get invited to their religious after party
>there's a hot tub
>girls are religious so conservative bathing suits
>nothing of interest happens


....yep.

better to have manned a harpoon and landed a whale than to be a kissless virgin like Sup Forums, /soc/, and Sup Forums

>dubs of wisdom

Went to after prom. Ijit

irish mexican. fantastic mix. mezcla for the win.

oh shit negro...that sounds delightfully delicious! Dont spose you have a pic of her?

After prom had a personal limo for my bitch and I. Took it to Trump tower Chicago where I met the rest of my friends who skipped from to get fucked up. Den the party began. Got fucked up till early morning. Ended up in bed with two girls. (Not my gf) great times

>went bowling sober with other christian high school classmates
>split the crotch of my dad's suit pants I was wearing
>continued fermenting of high school/life experience so far; decide I'm done caring
>one christian dick guy seemed to be pairing off with some christian dick girl, so I buy a porn magazine and put it under the windshield wiper of his truck
>watch them get in, a second pass, and he gets back out to take the magaziine and throw it on the ground
>drive 2 hours to the popular kids post prom party with some other-loser-clique people I didn't really know who played the brand new 10 000 days album by Tool all the way
>see them all drinking, and decide I want to drink or do something self destructive, after barely doing anything out of line my whole life
>beg beers from the cool kids who feed them to me half as a novelty to see the straight kid get fucked up, half out of resentful obligation for some reason
>get too drunk; stumble around yelling things
>have nowhere to go and nothing to do, it's 6AM and I'm crashing
>christian dick guy whose windshield wiper I put porn under earlier is sober and driving closer to where I live, after the 2 hour trip here last night; another straight never-do-wrong friend of mine is with us, also too drunk
>get in his truck and go to his place, he has to stop at the side of the road four times on the way to let us drunk idiots pee
>pass out somewhere in his place; other drunk friend throws up in his bathroom overnight
>wake back up at 10AM, and my drunk friend's dad drove out to pick us up, hungover as hell

>Ended up in bed with two girls. (Not my gf)
Thats because your gf was knocked out in the back of my limo

what's the story of this image?

>whats the story of this image
see>pic related
was op at his prom

nudes?

>Sup Forums at prom
l2r newfriend

In all honesty the dude is probably about to break out in some dance moves and everyone is clearing space for him. That's what high school dances are like. If he was unpopular he would have been in the corner, or playing MTG in his parent's basement with his other geek friends.

I bet you woke up with a greased up ass crack

yeah very funny, I wanted the real story, but you already knew that, didn't you, Señor Bob?

> If he was unpopular he would have been in the corner, or playing MTG in his parent's basement with his other geek friends

Dubs of wisdom say you speak from experience.

yeah... that makes sense.

Same thing I did during the prom, I was out fishing.

It'd be appropriate, although I didn't cockblock him because he had no game and she was prudish as hell. If he wanted her that bad he had her alone but she would have mashed his lips right onto his stupid braces

>kissless virgin detected

at least you were doing something manly and cool
>also chekd

dafuq....said your post ended in 99

My jr prom; didn't go
My sr prom: fuck gf in back seat of car as my parents drove us to he house.
Later I went took a girl I was working with to her prom. I was 21 and the second oldest date. We got a hotel room after and fucked in the shower, both beds, in a chair, and I got pussy to mouth action for the first time. One of the best nights of my life.

did you even look at the image? Autismo tries something cool and people start laughing and facepalming (girl right behind the kid).

Just stands there and someone takes a pic before he gets laughed out. His dweeb friends right behind him to the left told him it would be cool to rock the "may-may" face. The pic clearly shows it went exactly as anyone would have guessed.

Married actually but hey.

First part, yes. I was extremely shy but my friends dragged me to the dances. I've also done my fair share of pretending I can break-dance while everyone circled me and cheered because I tried.

You know, things you've never done.

I remember my prom. I was 16 years old and I had fun. No one wanted to take my picture and maybe 4 people spoke to me, but it was alright. I was invited to a party too! I was later uninvited.

>Married
good luck with that. At least you got some action eventually. Enjoy it while it lasts.

/b never went to prom

Like I said, seriously unpopular kids do not go to school dances.

Been going 16 years.

Congrats on being a drug rapist, you're a horrible person user.

>while everyone circled me and cheered because I tried.
No...they were laughing and mocking you. But at least you tried. Went to my fair share of school dances. I hated them, but went to watch other kids act retarded. Never went to prom, because I dropped out at 16 and got a job because I knocked up my 18yo gf. Even if I hadnt dropped out, I still wouldnt have gone. Stupid social status bullshit imo.

What is prom? t. finnfag

Better than most. Congrats I guess. Hope you have a prenup though. Ill never marry again without a prenup.

like an end of year school dance, or a dance to celebrate some other gay shit

At least the baby isnt half nigger.

jokes on you kiddo nothing is stronger than immunity dog

hes a hero by Sup Forums standards.
>not calling this guy a hebe drug rapist

Prenup, separate income we got it all.
She's the one with money anyways (rich parents).

But replied anyway.

look closely, look at that kids face. What you are seeing here is the exact moment he realizes that he IS a seriously unpopular kid. Him and his friends were trying to be funny and it flopped hard.
This is the exact moment a weird kid turned into an outcast. Look at his face; you can see the realization of the disparity between what he though would happen and how it really went down.

Smart man! You are the hero Sup Forums needs

Well that guy is a drug rapist too. I must've scrolled past without reading that post.

faggot.

I fucked your mom, just like the rest of town.

Skipped prom with my friends because vidya>dateless prom
(Btw since holland sucks you'll only have a date at prom if you had a gf so most guys there just had a alcohol free bro night while staring at girls)

kek you're projecting so hard.

>Implying OPs mom is actually remotely attractive and fuckable

Any port in a storm. Op's mom is the safest place to be after a tornado warning, because she is so large the tornado can't carry her.

>projecting
sorry doctor, i didnt realize we had a world famous psychologist in the house! So insightful! wow...

But what if the air vortex is created by OPs mom spreading her legs?

>ditched wet towel date after the prom
>hopped in an Expedition and went to a beach mansion party
>got in invite-free
>directed myself to the kitchen and poured a cocktail of four different spirits
>got incredibly hammered
>watched a terrible DJ set
>panicked suddenly when the cops showed up and tried to bust the door down
>walked off the premises with friends
>driven home in the Expedition

>Sup Forums
>Going to prom

Vähä niiku vanhoje tanssit lukiossa

Hide the body

I wore my grandfathers suit, shared a bottle of wine with myself, danced Les Lancier with my classmates and generally had fun.

Went to after prom with gf. We had been dating for three months and I'm fairly sure she broke up with me because I didn't even make a move on prom night. Got a ride home from my dad, we dropped her off at her house and I went home. I will never not regret that entire 3 months, especially because I tried to get with her for a year before that. Confirmed her for being a secret pervert too, so I have to be autistic if I'm somehow still a virgin after dating a chubby girl who watched animu and participated in sexual role-playing online.

So after I had this realization I've sort of given up on sex until I make myself look like a Chad and get enough dosh to never give a fuck about anything again.

Feels like yesterday but it was 5 years ago. Fuck my feels.

Les Lanciers*

What are you waiting for?
Just go find another chubby, animu watching, online sex roleplaying girl and get it done with.
Someone your age still doing that stuff, would probably feel delighted to oblige you.