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how do you not like NFL?
really makes me think
watch it but I don't have at team
dumb orangutan bodied amerifats
hmm, I know a great team to follow
I can't stand it honestly.
Non-gay thread
I'm really hungry but I don't want to get out of bed.
wrong
>star wars
>not gay
slooowww
nfl is very easy to watch. Just leave it on while you do other things.
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>liberals
another thread full of worthless ameriturd posts
Just ate a burger buds
when a mexican has a hangover he says he ''is raw''
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lol so my colleague ends his contract on march 31st and will go on welfare.
he will "earn" 60% of his last income
his apartment is already like 50% of his pay now because is he retarded and never bothered moving out after his GF left him ("too much work")
he has not a single thing planned out after he quits
he doesn't even know how to apply for welfare or what to do after he becomes jobless
he is so god damn retarded
still keeps running after his syrians and afghans licking their nutsacs 24/7 instead of spending a few hours looking after his own shit
told him he most likely won't find an apartment here because the first thing people ask for is the financial situation and without a job he is pretty much fucked
he was just like "oh hm"
should just move back to his mom, he is a literal babbie
so how was y'alls guyses sunday haha
GOD I COULD GO FOR 5 GUYS IN MY MOUTH
One day I will try an American burger.
A real American burger made in America.
But first the dollar needs to fall again (lol).
2008 please come back.
>he doesn't even know how to apply for welfare
me neither lol
Is "smorgasbord" an actual Word in the english language?
why do you care so much
Yes
make sure you have to dislocate your jaw to eat it
yeah i have no idea either but if i know i will need it i would at least look it up
just thought i need to bring this story here to a conclusion because i have been keeping you up to date!!
Girl is coming over second night in a row to smoke me out.
Does she like me?
>can't get sudafed without prescription
>meth is still everywhere
fucking idiot legislature
Ist mein Deutsch hier?
It is taken directly from the swedish Word "smörgåsbord" (different pronounciation obviously), so fucking unfitting
what is this new "B" emoji meme I dont get it
that's way too much non meat shit on there
i dislike lettuce on burgers
i hate raw tomato with a passion
no idea what that shit on top is but it would probably have to go as well
also the buns look too much like meatloafs, I prefer them thin and just quickly grilled from both sides for a little color and crust
A burger must not be more than bun, patty, cheese, bacon in some cases, ketchup etc
I could say the same for Swedes using English words but pronouncing them wrong
you suck
Show her your fedora collection
ameriwankers
>autistic kraut trying to dictate what a burger can and cannot be
get the fuck out
having a bit of a manic autism attack
Fuck off, faggot
will do friend-o
umm pretty sure i know how to make a better burger than all of your pathetic extended family combined
Saw a fat guy wearing a fedora on Thursday but just now remembered about it
worthless ameriturds
Yes
I'm sure you'll make a burger that has the taste and texture of shoe leather.
We're not telling you the proper way to get raped by muslums; don't tell us the proper way to make a burger
Me
dumb amerimonkeys
you wouldn't know a good burger if I curbstomped it down your throat
lmao
>you wouldn't know a good burger if I curbstomped it down your throat
Says the nigger who puts ketchup on burgers
Wish I wasn't gay haha
>cant summon the energy to finish my suicide machine
>cant summon the energy to go to the store to buy food
>just been looking at pictures of food while hungry
its a choice
i should stop offending monkeys, you ameriturds are below monkeys
Ketchup is a perfectly valid sauce of a thin styled cheesburger
mmm
ketchup is an essential part of a hamburger
sorry you don't even know how to prepare your "national dish"
What does it mean when an American student says he got 93s in tests? He got 93% of the questions right? He was in the top 7 percentages of all students in that test?
93% of questions right
not meaty enough
How are humans supposed to eat this.
You disassemble it before eating right?
>ketchup is an essential part of a hamburger
This is why Kr*uts need to be wiped out
bit hangover atm
ameriburgers
the only thing that needs to be wiped is your fat hairy ass, amerishart
Best burg
>thin patties
>american cheese
>fry sauce
>onions
>pickles
>a Mexican in /cum/
RARE
I just had a dish of the sliced beef that goes into this thing and 4 friend dimsums.
mexiturd
>You disassemble it before eating right?
LOL no of course not
why the turkish flag?
>pickles
No
Why does Drumpf hate Turkey and Italy?
wtf I hate Dumbald "Poopyface" Trump now
amerishit
fuck off, muhamid
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it's a mexican flag
lol finngol
Breitbart?
More like BRrrRrrRRRaaaaapppFart
>No
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ameriturd """""""""posts"""""""""
Build the wall, there is literally nothing wrong with defending your own border.
kill yourself nigger
How is your day lads?
tyrone called me a nigger lol
Digging the imagery. This fucking nightmare just won't end. A State Department that barely functions, new revelations every other fucking week, firing dozens of high profile attorneys prosecuting Wall Street cases, and all sorts of fuckeries and blatant corruption.
dumb amerimonkey
can't find my e-cigarette buds
>tfw no 6'3 gf
KILL ME REEEEEEEEEEE
Got an Irish breakfast and shopped at the local Asian supermarket. Gub bless globalism.
I wonder if its true what they say about apricots helping to prevent cancer. I heard that from some late night talk show on the way home from work.
you're fucking dumb