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how do you not like NFL?

really makes me think

watch it but I don't have at team

dumb orangutan bodied amerifats

hmm, I know a great team to follow

I can't stand it honestly.

Non-gay thread

I'm really hungry but I don't want to get out of bed.

wrong

>star wars
>not gay

slooowww

nfl is very easy to watch. Just leave it on while you do other things.

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>liberals

another thread full of worthless ameriturd posts

Just ate a burger buds

when a mexican has a hangover he says he ''is raw''

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lol so my colleague ends his contract on march 31st and will go on welfare.
he will "earn" 60% of his last income
his apartment is already like 50% of his pay now because is he retarded and never bothered moving out after his GF left him ("too much work")
he has not a single thing planned out after he quits
he doesn't even know how to apply for welfare or what to do after he becomes jobless
he is so god damn retarded
still keeps running after his syrians and afghans licking their nutsacs 24/7 instead of spending a few hours looking after his own shit

told him he most likely won't find an apartment here because the first thing people ask for is the financial situation and without a job he is pretty much fucked
he was just like "oh hm"

should just move back to his mom, he is a literal babbie


so how was y'alls guyses sunday haha

GOD I COULD GO FOR 5 GUYS IN MY MOUTH

One day I will try an American burger.
A real American burger made in America.

But first the dollar needs to fall again (lol).

2008 please come back.

>he doesn't even know how to apply for welfare
me neither lol

Is "smorgasbord" an actual Word in the english language?

why do you care so much

Yes

make sure you have to dislocate your jaw to eat it

yeah i have no idea either but if i know i will need it i would at least look it up

just thought i need to bring this story here to a conclusion because i have been keeping you up to date!!

Girl is coming over second night in a row to smoke me out.

Does she like me?

>can't get sudafed without prescription
>meth is still everywhere
fucking idiot legislature

Ist mein Deutsch hier?

It is taken directly from the swedish Word "smörgåsbord" (different pronounciation obviously), so fucking unfitting

what is this new "B" emoji meme I dont get it

that's way too much non meat shit on there
i dislike lettuce on burgers
i hate raw tomato with a passion
no idea what that shit on top is but it would probably have to go as well

also the buns look too much like meatloafs, I prefer them thin and just quickly grilled from both sides for a little color and crust


A burger must not be more than bun, patty, cheese, bacon in some cases, ketchup etc

I could say the same for Swedes using English words but pronouncing them wrong

you suck

Show her your fedora collection

ameriwankers

>autistic kraut trying to dictate what a burger can and cannot be

get the fuck out

having a bit of a manic autism attack

Fuck off, faggot

will do friend-o

umm pretty sure i know how to make a better burger than all of your pathetic extended family combined

Saw a fat guy wearing a fedora on Thursday but just now remembered about it

worthless ameriturds

Yes

I'm sure you'll make a burger that has the taste and texture of shoe leather.

We're not telling you the proper way to get raped by muslums; don't tell us the proper way to make a burger

Me

dumb amerimonkeys

you wouldn't know a good burger if I curbstomped it down your throat

lmao

>you wouldn't know a good burger if I curbstomped it down your throat
Says the nigger who puts ketchup on burgers

youtube.com/watch?v=gNmnhe7ycpc&feature=youtu.be

l-l-lewd

Wish I wasn't gay haha

>cant summon the energy to finish my suicide machine
>cant summon the energy to go to the store to buy food
>just been looking at pictures of food while hungry

its a choice

i should stop offending monkeys, you ameriturds are below monkeys

Ketchup is a perfectly valid sauce of a thin styled cheesburger

mmm

ketchup is an essential part of a hamburger
sorry you don't even know how to prepare your "national dish"

What does it mean when an American student says he got 93s in tests? He got 93% of the questions right? He was in the top 7 percentages of all students in that test?

93% of questions right

not meaty enough

How are humans supposed to eat this.
You disassemble it before eating right?

>ketchup is an essential part of a hamburger
This is why Kr*uts need to be wiped out

bit hangover atm

ameriburgers

the only thing that needs to be wiped is your fat hairy ass, amerishart

Best burg
>thin patties
>american cheese
>fry sauce
>onions
>pickles

>a Mexican in /cum/
RARE

I just had a dish of the sliced beef that goes into this thing and 4 friend dimsums.

mexiturd

>You disassemble it before eating right?
LOL no of course not

why the turkish flag?

>pickles
No

Why does Drumpf hate Turkey and Italy?

wtf I hate Dumbald "Poopyface" Trump now

amerishit

fuck off, muhamid

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it's a mexican flag

lol finngol

Breitbart?

More like BRrrRrrRRRaaaaapppFart

>No

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ameriturd """""""""posts"""""""""

Build the wall, there is literally nothing wrong with defending your own border.

kill yourself nigger

How is your day lads?

tyrone called me a nigger lol

Digging the imagery. This fucking nightmare just won't end. A State Department that barely functions, new revelations every other fucking week, firing dozens of high profile attorneys prosecuting Wall Street cases, and all sorts of fuckeries and blatant corruption.

dumb amerimonkey

can't find my e-cigarette buds

>tfw no 6'3 gf

KILL ME REEEEEEEEEEE

Got an Irish breakfast and shopped at the local Asian supermarket. Gub bless globalism.

I wonder if its true what they say about apricots helping to prevent cancer. I heard that from some late night talk show on the way home from work.

you're fucking dumb