It's that time again faggots

It's that time again faggots.
Relentlessly argue the wrong answer evenafter it gets clearly explained many times in ever possible way.
> usually with visual diagrams too

I'll even give you the answer...
You double your chance to win by switching.

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Obviously.
2/3 you chose wrong means switching is 2/3 to win

You're not supposed to agree with me this early in the thread. We need angry 50% anons
Cheers for the bump though.

The cube doesn't go flying

No. it''s a 50 percent cuz u habe two doorz

either you win or you lose. so 50/50.

But it does my simple friend.
Relativity.

Now answer the relevant question please

You should play lotto.
50/50 chance to win based on what youre saying

Sorry, the speed is preserved between Portals.
>speedy thing go in, speedy thing go out. - GLaDOS

If you buy two lotto tickets you're set.

Not getting into it here.
You're wrong, deal with it.

Always switch.
Switching changes odds from 1/3 to 2/3.

I remember learning this is statistics in hs but cannot remember why.

You can't do it with a single line if there's an uneven number of doors idiots

Not guaranteed, but statistically you are.

I'd buy 4 just to be sure.
If each ticket can only win or lost at 50/50 I'd be happy.

It's amazing that half the world's lotto players don't win based on that anons logic

Bayesian fag is fag.

Because there's a 2/3 you didn't choose the car.

If you didn't choose the car, switching wins.

That gifs a lie.
Drop bears work from the trees.

>"Hello again. To reiterate [slows down] our previous [speeds up] warning: This test [garbled speech] -ward momentum."

>"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not."

>"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: Speedy-thing goes in

Clearly you are very qualified to tell someone on the Internet they are wrong.

Car fuel can't explode silos

That's boong grade fuel user.
It's special stuff.

He doesn't know about the boongs.
We had to develop a new form of fuel that doesn't fume so the boongs couldn't use it as a drug anymore.

True story as crazy as it sounds.
But boongs are people too.

actually it's a storm drain

this is the correct answer. obviously it is only a statistical train of thought more than an actual help for winning.

would take door nr. 3 and fuck my new girlfriend

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No, It's mathematical fact.
Not a guide, not a thought, it's fact.

You can try this at home.
Watch out for koalas though.
They rape from behind.

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Here we go..
No non trap threads allowed I guess.

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The Monte Hall Dilemma
Always switch

pics very much related. ever wonder why, of all things to have behind that door, they chose a goat?

look at this question, but on a bigger scale. What if there were 10 doors. You pick a door and the host opens 8 doors with just goats. He gives you the option to switch. The odds go up if you decide to switch. Regardless if it's a million doors or 3 doors. Always switch and your odds go up

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Here is a clever user.
He will be lost in the flood if goats I fear.

Report the goats.
Get him banned.
He will evade the ban but isn't smart enough to know what happens after that.

Yes, you change the door because the posibility of finding the car -i hope you know the movie reference- increases while, at the same time decreasing the chance of finding a goat.

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No. It's irrelevant.
I also dont care to hear your opinion on it.
Yet I'm quite sure.youll share it anyway

report the goats? listen to what you're saying. the goat is INTEGRAL to the puzzle.

tell me there is NOT a goat in the very first post.

I am the only one who asks the question, the question no one can answer, THE ONLY question ...

Why the goat?

There's a situational question in the OP.
a goat is part of that, but I wouldn't say there's a goat in....

Fuck you user.
I'm too drunk for your clever riddles.

OP goat is good goat.
Avatar goat is bad goat.

singles - fuck off!
dubs - peek inside the Goat Tower
trips - they let you in for 5 minutes
quads - spend the night
quints - RULE THE GOAT TOWER

But what if you want a fucking goat?

Only integral because of the pic.
It could be anything... how bout ants?

No no no, don't change anything.
USAsians will get even more confused than usual.

check 'em

I usually cover that and a few other expected things in an Inb4 as second post.

Am drunk though. Forgot

INB4
> I'm Muslim
> the other door is goats ass
> i forgot this one
INAFTA
> I want a goat

No. it''s a 66.666... percent cuz u habe tre doorz

Why is there not an army of angry confused Americans?
Somethings distracting them.
Maybe they had another mass shooting.

2 choices left so 50%
Doesn't matter

Math says this is wrong , applied context and actuality says it's correct

What a dumb cunt

That's wrong.
Everything you listed says and proves it's correct

Are you saying math is wrong?

It IS wrong.
What context or actuality?

It's wrong. No debate or context or actualizing.
It's wrong.
Switching doubles your chance to win.

Where the fuck is all the angry Americans?
It's no fun without them ranting

going from 1/3 -> 1/2 is not double.

True.
But it goes from 1/3 - 2/3

It can never be ×/2 from a choice of 3

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>choose 1/3
>2/3 you chose wrong
IF you chose wrong, switching wins

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Calm down faggot

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>dubs
>420
>quads
Too bad you all wasted good rolls being idiots.

There are 2 doors at the end 3 at the beginning, 1/3-> 1/2. It is actually just counting, you guys are retarded.

>I jerked off over numbers and wanted to tell everyone.
>I got called a faggot.
How can I regain my dignity?
> I'VE GOT IT.....POST A NIGGER FACE.
>I'm a fucking genius.

>not jerking off to numbers

get a load of this guy. I'll bet you even like girls you faggot

But you are wrong.
You're an autistic numbergrubber
How can you argue with that?

I can explain why you're wrong, but I get the feeling saying MUH NUMBERS has a better chance of success.

I do like girls...
I am indeed a faggot.

You're still wrong though

Glad we cleared that up

So you admit you're wrong and switching doubles your chance to win...

I'm proud of you user.

Congrats on this Goatfuck

"Aggressively Wrong - When people don't just believe dumb things; they actively resist further learning rather than let go"

But op it does go against common sense. The numbers are too small to see the bigger picture so everyone who gets it wrong isn't stupid only those who refuse to accept understanding and those who simply can't understand.

>Posting 3 times to tell me how wrong I am
>Still can't count to 3.

>Believing a screenshot.
>Admitting he argued the wrong answer at least 3 times.

Well failed you dumb cunt

Stoner pls go
You have nothing to offer to any situation in life.

Well according to Numbers 25:17
100% chance of niggers behind #1 and #2, ops math might be right but you gotta figure in the opportunity costs.

if you chose right switching loses you see how that works you can not know if you chose right or not statistically switching improves your odds but if its down to 2 doors you have a 50/50 shot so its a gamble ether way you could be right and switching fucks you or vice versa

>implying

Fuck off jew and take your niggers with you.

Dude, cheeto dust...amirite

But you had a 2/3 chance if choosing wrong.
So switching give a 2/3 chance to win.

That's double the first choice odds which were 1/3.

There can never be 50/50 from a choice of three.
It's not possible.

Nothing was implied.
You're retarded.

Wow you fell for the vague '>implying' post. I'm bored of you now, lurk moar.

I hope you skipped that captcha.
All the new images with the black birders is Google trying to learn new shit.
Just click skip, it doesn't count towards your captcha at all

Formula for you my deplorable ally

X / Y = Gross Number of niggers behind doors

Where x is your moms mouth
And Y is your dads front butt

So that is how its solved....easy

You were just pretending to be retarded.
You're almost smart enoiugh to become an hero on here.

Fuck off jew and take your niggers with you.

Isnt getting the goat topkek of the prizedoors? COME IN RED LEADER

Cringe