Sup Forums my young cousin just died of leukemia. Can you cheer me up?
Sup Forums my young cousin just died of leukemia. Can you cheer me up?
Hunter Martinez
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Nicholas Brooks
no
Noah Nelson
Nope, but thanks for the laugh.
Lucas Anderson
I love how a RIP Cat thread gets positive attention but threads of people dying, it's pretty much "shut the fuck up OP". Fucking kek. Never change Sup Forums
Gavin Smith
no, fuck your cousin
Landon Myers
because cats matter more than kids with leukemia duhhhhhh
Dominic Cooper
And before I forget,
This is now a Batman thread
Lucas Cook
This is pretty funny, user
Benjamin Lopez
A-fucking-Men Sup Forumsro
Caleb Harris
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Jayden Nelson
Forty keks @ "Quantum Potato" filename.
Gabriel Young
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.''
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
Lucas Flores
And then she said watermellons baby
Colton Gutierrez
Fuck off
Jaxon Reed
Parker Moore
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Nathaniel Peterson
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an asshole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Jace Clark
Memes are just like a kid with cancer, they never get old.
Jordan Martin
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Juan Foster
>inb4 newfag
Evan Thompson
Can I have his bike?
Tyler Watson
You can have her pussy