If you were working for an extremely successful corporation and you discovered that all of the people in the highest...

If you were working for an extremely successful corporation and you discovered that all of the people in the highest levels of the company wore fishtanks on their head every day while at work would you be willing to go through that every day to join them or would you consider leaving the company?

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Yeah

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how do the people at the highest level communicate?

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You'd have smooth skin, so probably

lolwut

You can sort of talk through the breathing tube.

kazoo tones

Email, text, writing, sign language, doing the helicopter with their dongs

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#1 Do you get a choice of fish to occupy the tank?
#2 does the company supply all the equipment needed?
#3 can you remove it for lunch or do you have to live off liquids and use a straw?

Of course Id join them. Because than our Dolohin overlords would have mercy and sympathize with us, allowing an alliance to control the world.

Small price to pay for big bucks. Is fish poop bad for your skin? Even if it is youd change it daily. He'd probably eat your blackheads! Win win. Can i have a crab? Crabs are rad. What company do i work for?

i notice you didn't say anything about this promotion coming with a raise.
Also OSHA would never approve those noseplugs as being "safe working conditions" so there might be a possibility of a lawsuit here. Wait until no one's looking, knock over a cabinet and a chair, headbutt the wall to break your fishbowl and then take off your nose-pincher thing. When people ask what happened, tell them it slipped and you were drowning and are gonna sue.
Make sure to take pictures of everyone (including yourself) wearing a fishbowl first. Maybe send a copy to the SPCA or something.

but you wouldn't be able to hear shit with a fishbowl on your head.

>#1 Do you get a choice of fish to occupy the tank?
Yes but larger fish require a larger tank, possibly causing more strain on neck.
>#2 does the company supply all the equipment needed?
Yeah of course.
>#3 can you remove it for lunch or do you have to live off liquids and use a straw?
It can come off during non-working hours including lunch.

yes...but it has to be a fish that doesnt get to big obviously...youd get a Beta, because, well....

Even if they dont, it wouldnt be expensive, especially considering we'd be in the top 1% of highest paid

No....food must be eaten through tube. Pureed pizza, tacos and steak isnt THAT bad.

Id be more concerned about how to feed the fishy

*Dolphin overlords

They also have an extra surprise that you find out about once you join them. You have to have someone live in your home who places slices of bread over the entire floor of your house. They have to replace any compressed bread slices as soon as possible and replace every bread slice each day before you get up.

it can only be removed for daily showering, sleeping and changing the water for a healthy fishy.

>pleb for not having master race swastika tile floor

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OP here. Bumping for actual, legitimate advice.

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