Sup Forums confessional time

Sup Forums confessional time.

Forgive me father for I have sinned, I used to be a FNAF fag.

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I used to be an emo fag

I fap to scat.

I like dick, but I also enjoy manipulating girls because I don't seem homo.

FUCKING DISGUSTING

I stole deodorant from a store once.
It was for a good cause.

Boi

My friend is renting a property and his gf's pregnant. I'm about to buy it and make them homeless with a kid I have a house of my own but I prefer there's and want to assert my superiority.

I once had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

holy kek
also, seconded

here you go nasty

Ex-Catholic fag
Father I consistently lie because my actual life events are bland as hell.

You disgust me.

I make shitty youtube videos and hype them up.
But I am trash.
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I have unironically said the phrase "religion of peace" when referring to Islam on multiple occasions. After actually reading the fucked up passages of the Koran I realize how wrong I was.

oh shit I saw you on some other thread...and it was just as cancer then as it is now.

you're god damn right it is.

I'm addicted to xanax and oxycodone. No one really has a clue. It hasn't ruined my life but it certainly makes it harder. Few bumps in the road.

I've had gay sex with multiple partners and my girlfriend has no idea

I used to believe christianity was somehow less violent than islam.
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Why should she care? As long as you're not having sex with women she shouldn't feel threatened.

I never said Christianity was better, but there was a time in my life that I thought Christianity was evil and Islam was somehow OK and anyone who said otherwise was just a dumb racist.

You believed the anti-white police.

ive been subbed to pewdiepie for 6 years

I'm also addicted to Oxycodone, except is is starting to ruin my life. I'm spending $250 bucks per day on these things. Even my Fiance has no idea.

I rape myself daily :c

I dont wanna jerk off, but I do it...

I wanna wear a dress

oh shit I actually know that feeling

Wear a dress then.
I got myself a skirt for hot summer days, because fuck it why not?

I'm a class A pervert and open about it with friends but they think I'm joking.
I just had a realization that I could never be a naked model because as soon as a female looks at me I'll let my sick imagination loose and get a boner right away, 100% guarantee.

Well you could be a model for a class in erotic painting.

Offer to model nude in high school art class.
Duh.

Idk why the feeling hit recently and it hit hard so weird

theres a difference between erotic and flat out perv with a raging boner thats about to splooge. Besides I don't even want to be a model, just a thought, that if I were to be one, I couldn't for that reason kek

in high school? wouldn't they lock me up for getting a woodpecker in front of underage kids?

>wouldn't they lock me up
Nah, getting a boner isn't illegal. They'd just kick you out.

But think about all those high school girls shlicking to you later that night.

I fapped to clop before

Anthro or full on pony?

I don't know what FNAF means.

Like a cozy sun dress, yeah bro. Shit looks so comfortable.

Go get a sarong dude, they're unisex dresses.

Jealous. Years of drug and alcohol abuse have made my cock a real underachiever.

I have stolen the panties of every one of my neighbors and coordinate which ones I wear so I can talk to them while wearing their underwear.

Next paycheck I'm picking one up and wearing it everywhere.

I used to sell dubs a couple of years ago... kinda wasted my supply

Nice, is it warm now where you live though?
Sarongs tend to be made of thin flimsy materials.

I don't understand how people wouldn't know, especially your close family