Why do Europeans sleep with the lights on?
Why do Europeans sleep with the lights on?
Aiden Flores
Parker Parker
>sleeping with the lights off and getting gobbled up by the bad and scary monsters
Pff, stupid american.
Jayden Hernandez
Wat
Brody Edwards
Why do Finns sleep with the A/C on?
Xavier Howard
They don't sleep with shoes on so they need lights to see where they're walking when they get up at night.
Colton Flores
Because -20°C is too fucking hot
Jack Young
Why do Finns drum on radiators and bowl at home?
Adam Morales
>americans poo inside of small boxes that they subsequently ship to the pentagon for further examination, then recieve them back with either a "good job" card or a "not very good job" card
Hunter Smith
Why do Italians put butter on their pizza?
Colton Wilson
>not putting butter on your pizza to make sure it doesn't stick to the pan
you guys are waaay back
Caleb Williams
So the brown people can't camouflage themselves
Nathan Fisher
Don't the pan pizzas that all the chains are doing now use butter? They sure have a buttery flavor.
Dylan Gray
Why do Finns drink reindeer piss?
Jonathan Turner
Why do Americans put ketchup on their everything?
William Ramirez
The Polish.
Jeremiah Collins
Why do Argentinians put Brits on their islands?
Benjamin Kelly
Kek.
Dominic Lewis
Why do Argies put Bolivians in their capital?
Nolan Kelly
Why do Chileans put the sea in their land?
Landon Howard
Why do Argentinians put helium in their currency?
Isaac Barnes
>their islands
FOY
Andrew Peterson
good thread