More of this please

More of this please.

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what the fuck

How do you even develop such a fetish?

Well, this is new.

you are the only new thing in this threadf

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nah,

not giving you anything, fag.

I saw a bunch of these once, no idea where to look now though

I swear, do people just get bored and invent new fucking retarded fetishes to jack off to?

Get Out.

How about dragons having sex with cars?

The sequel to Monster Trucks

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What level of human actually gets aroused and ejacs to this? I am truly curious.

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maybe one of these:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

It said no parking. Now we know why.

dear lord why is this saved

As an airforce pilot maybe