This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)

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Same answer as every time: Glock 17...
...and OP is a massive faggot.

tell my girl it wasnt me but that ronk-a-clonk behind us in case she's mad

bend him over and rape his tiny ass pussy. just coz im alpha as fuck

Must be sad being that tall and still have an average dick. im 5'7 and 6 inches. looks huge in comparison to his ratio.

Smile and state that that is why I'm with her, damn fine ass indeed.

i knock cops out in the hood.
what do u think ill do?

be assfucked to death like the bitch faggit you are?

9gag enthusiast!

Obey the true alpha man, give my girlfriend to him for free (or to niggers), bend my sissy ass, don't bring lube because a sissy like me deserves pain and let him fuck me until every drop of his alpha cum is inside of me and I drag my ass leaking cum home where I finger myself to sleep with a black dildo, block girlfriend and tell her parents she's a slut then cry myself to sleep.

Be glad I got a girlfriend

Headbutt him.

you mean at his dick level right?

shoe him in the nuts, followed by a wet willy

Honestly, file a sexual harassment law suit
That guys a little too big, he'd have to do something major for me to try him out

Make him eat his face. Muscles won't save you from the knife.

Lol I'm the same height as you only my dick is 8 inches. You should kill yourself, 6 inches is useless.

Mop up whatevers left of her from the surounding area

All them bitches panties getting wet

he likes to smoke the 2 inch 'penis'

Call police. Watch as they interview witnesses. Charge him with sexual assault. Go to court and smile quietly as he becomes a registered sex offender.

Spit on him

let him rape me

I too live in a world of fantasy.

fire 1911 into kneecap and a elbow laugh knowing he'll never be able to lift again and turn all skelly

fuck gf later get snu snu for long long

Be dissapointed he didn't slap my ass.

Laugh and walk away. My gf (ex) is a proper bitch.
Hope he slaps her face as well.