THE ADVENTURE OF STEVE
>Dubs decide what happens
>Trips decide what happens and get priority over Dubs
>It will take some time
Steve is in the desert. There is a path to the west past the cairn and there is a path to the south to another part of the desert. Steve has a Metal Shield and a Broken Sword. What do?
Steve kills himself with a rusty butter knife
>/thread
Reroll
He shoves the shield up his ass and the sword up his cockhole.
Reroll
Reroll
Steve Is actually pepe the frog.
Steve is kill, the end.
Die Steve DIE!
Take off weapons and armor
Right I'm killing steve off.
Balance shield and sword on top of cairn and go south
winrar
Go west
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Steve puts sharpie in pooper.
roll
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checkd
builds a wall by doing so, makes america great again.
Go west my nig
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Steve suddenly hears a gigantic and bloodcurdling roar. It's a giant Magical Pepe dragon!
!!!
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fucking newfags
Go Kanye
Roll
"Lose the shorts"
steve passes out and dies from wearing so much metal armor in the desert. Steve wasn't too smart.
andy sixx appears and steve bounces up and down on that hard cock
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