I'm dating a black, Somalian, Moderately Muslim (sunni) girl

I'm dating a black, Somalian, Moderately Muslim (sunni) girl.

She's 24.

AMA

why do you think anyone cares what you're doing?

Why does anyone care what anyone is doing then?

tits or GTFO

Yeah pretty much. Hell look at this boars, its filled with pointless crap. So might as well ask ask user about his gf.

Anyway, does she do anal user?

She ain't here, numbnut, why else would I be posting?
There are tits all over the internet and streets.

I'm the one that doesn't like it
8" is painful in a skinny, Somali butt

She does other stuff, though
God, white women are never this crazy in bed, I can't contain her

Has she convinced you to join ISIS yet?

got noods?

No, we're oldschool, rolling with Al'Qaeda and good old Binnie

by the way, if shes dating then she isn't "moderately muslim".

No, we're in a mature relationship.

does she cum easily? how wet does she get? does she spit or swallow?

oh so she doesn't love you?

That moderate, how else would you describe it? She still believes in the stories and tales and shit, but dislikes any negative interpretation of the Qu'ran. She only sees the happy parts in it.

I'm on a good roll to break her away from it, but her family is huge and she's influenced by it all the time. I don't want to force her to accept natural laws as the answer, I want her to get it herself.

Does she twerk? I heard niggers twerk.

how does her pussy taste? does she shave it? is it an innie or outie?

tits or gtfo ofc...

Yeah, she cums uncontrollably, often, it's the most enjoyable sex I've had because she just lets me have her while trying to make me be as comfortable as possible

She's really wet, and warmer than whites I've had. Noticeably

I actually haven't had a blowjob that lasted that long from her because it always ends in... well... so i don't know
I'll find out tomorrow

Yeah must be, I'll just cut myself then

Does she do the minimums ? as in, does she pray 5 times a day and fast during ramadan, not drink, etc, otherwise she isn't really moderate, I couldn't care whether she is muslim or not but I just dislike it when people that do nothing that have to do with a religion identify with it.

Nah, she has culture.
It tastes like every other, has a different scent to it
It's a landing stripe and it's a beautiful innie cuz she's properly skinny and shaped

She doesn't pray, she does fast, she does drink, she doesn't eat pork

Can you stop your internal dialogue and understand what 'moderate' means?

It's not fully Muslim
It's not fully Atheist
It's in the middle
Therefore it's moderate

Do i need to draw it?

>8" is painful in a skinny, Somali butt
>crazy in bed, I can't contain her
OP posts picture of her online and comments on
>she cums uncontrollably
>I actually haven't had a blowjob that lasted that long from her
but no noods cause
>we're in a mature relationship
Just KYS

>dating
>muslim
pick one, basic bullshit Quran 101: no dating, so she isn't moderately Muslim, she is Muslim when it suits her

O god please try draw a picture of her religious beliefs

Ita not her on the picture, right-click + google search
And that changes what?

>drawn on eyebrows

Sorry, man. Better luck next time.

the spectrum goes


Very muslim ----> Muslim ----------> Moderate muslim -------> shit muslim ----------> not muslim
Not


Very muslim -------------> Moderate muslim -------------> not muslim


Muslims still do the basics, praying is literally the biggest bare minimum.

Religion is a cultural system of behaviors and practices, world views, sacred texts, holy places, ethics, and societal organisation that relate humanity to what an anthropologist has called "an order of existence". Different religions may or may not contain various elements, ranging from the "divine", "sacred things", "faith", a "supernatural being or supernatural beings" or "some sort of ultimacy and transcendence that will provide norms and power for the rest of life.

Atheism is, in the broadest sense, the absence of belief in the existence of deities. Less broadly, atheism is the rejection of belief that any deities exist. In an even narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities.

OK now draw for me a picture b/tard

does she wants to cut off your future son's forskin?

It's not her in the picture.
And you're literally autistic. Why does any of that matter?

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Good job for going from

"Shes a moderate muslim do I need to draw it for you ?!?!?!??!"

to

"WHY DOES IT MATTER ?!?!?"

In literally 1 post, but anyway, its because labels matter.

Your gf isnt a muslim, she just wants to get all the "I'm an offended minority" benefits of being a muslim.

what is the different scent like? how big is her clit? and are her pussy lips really dark?

I am focusing on the word 'moderate'.

I did not ask you what religion is, Sup Forumstard, I know
Did you seriously explain what Atheism means to me?
I know latin, I know what it means by looking at the bloody word, Sup Forums tard.

I asked her does she identify as Muslim, she said "Yes, but moderately"

So who are you to decide what is moderate?

No.

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I dont think you or her know what being a moderate muslim means.

lucky bastard. middle eastern girls are the best looking

Well, there are 5 pillars of islam and she isn't doing the main one, so ...

Clearly he does not.

has she ever declared jihad on your crotch?

Didn't know Somali packed up and moved to the Middle East you fucking retard. Figure out what continent its on before circle jerking like a faggot over some mudrat some other user claims he's dating.

Saying you're a moderate muslim but not praying is like saying you're a moderate faggot but you dont like dick.

>I know latin
Atheism is from ancient Greek not latin origins

so

vade, et fornicati sunt cum equitibus

I cannot even comprehend how fucking stupid you are.

Why does her classification into how Muslim she is matter? That's what I am asking

It's like arguing with an American..
>offended minority
Tfw she actually despises anyone who is weak like that. She doesn't want to be seen differently.

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Because if someone like her is a "moderate" then I am the extremest of the extreme, even though I do the minimum and then some.

There is no half way with modern sunni islam you spastic, you either adhere to living your life according to the Quran or dont, Wahabism is almost in full effect in most Muslim countries, she isnt a muslim, her ancestral back ground is islamic but if she was in Somalia she couldnt 'date'

She enjoys all the benefits of west and 'chooses' to be muslim when it suits her

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Small clit, very tight
I can't describe it, it's strangely fruity and exotic
I love it
They aren't, same colour as the rest as far as I remember, it's an innie

Here's a spoiler for you, all muslims are extremists. (^:

is this fucking tumblr/facebook now?
going to post my feelings now

Somali women are the black master race. How much better is she compared to all other women?

She doesn't use it for any other benefits than appreciating good deeds, morals and life lessons. What the fuck is your problem? Are you defending a sacred meaning of a sacred word?
Are you in that much solitude that you have yo argue over pointless fucking bullshit rather than informing yourself about something you surely know little to nothing about?

Get a life

>same colour as the rest as far as I remember
>white women are never this crazy in bed
rest of the white women you apparently dated. Virgin detected. or you talking about the Rest of what? muslims?, they have a generic pussy colour???
stop lying on the internet

tell her gus kay ganook youl thank me for the uck later

Much better. I found passion in her, she just gets shit easily without me having to explain it more than once.

She tells me I can wake her up anytime I want if I want her. She brings me breakfast to bed, I automatically act the same to her and we're having the most reasonable relationship I've ever seen.

But im still so lonely inside i have to post about her on b/

would she have a mmf? has she ever eaten pussy or had hers eaten by another girl? what kind of porn does she like?

I meant the same colour as the rest of her, you absolute fucking imbecile with no dick.

And I am comparing her to at least five other white women I dated. I mentioned we're in Norway, girls gave in at 13. Everyone was fucking by 14. Im 24 now.

That many question marks confirms your anger due to never being laid. Gtfo

Any nudes?

All of those questions - no.

well she is actually quite a freak, she prefers two cocks in her tbh

This sad fuck, nolifenowife

Pics or it didnt happen

Does her poop look different than...lets say...a blondes poop? Like does the pattern of corn come out as arabic letters that smell like curry? Seriously.

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Let's go through this step by step

If it didn't happen, it changes nothing in your life
If it did happen, it changes nothing in your life

You have a unique opportunity to ask questions about a far-away, stigmatised culture, and yet you're being a teen detective. Don't get me wrong, I find it adorable, but it's not productive.

the question is ridiculous, but her pussy does taste kind of spicy some days in compared to a blondes

I seriously do not know nor do I or will ever care.

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Oh cool, and when you stick a thumb in your ass during the sounds of your mother being fucked in the room next to yours by some trucker, do you think "Hey, after this I will go on Sup Forums and pretend I'm OP in some thread to derail it."?

Honestly wondering

I accidentally whe whole bottle.

You should be more devoted to the language because it is in global use.

when did she have 2 in her at once? who's were they?

hnnnnnnnnggg

It's a troll you're replying to, I'm the OP

You fuck kids? Does she fuck kids, too? All the other kids with the pumped up kicks?

allow me

if shes a muslim you should not could not be poking it
the idea she is moderate is questionable as if she doesnt understand what moderate means shes dumb as fuck orrrr she can turn into a ninja looking bomb wearing retard at any moment

either way you fuckin mong , allow the internet in why dontcha , dipshit

This is getting out of hand

KEK

He is talking about 13 year olds, man. Kinda fucked up no matter what country hes in.

Post pics or fuck off

Was there sand in her pussy

Let's settle at "she's semi-moderately Muslim" and let's throw in a "maybe" just for the fuck of it, but in the end I'm the one getting laid and waking up with hot breakfast on the nightstand. Also, I am the one who's now thoroughly involved with her and her culture, so I have more credibility than you.

Fuck off, aspie

I said that 13 year olds fuck 13 year olds
There is nothing weird therr
Well, now there is, back then it was great

This post is fucked up...

>I seriously do not know nor do I or will ever care
I will not eat green eggs and ham from there,
A moderate muslim she seems to be,
but religion is not so simple see,
cause even if she followed islam alilbut
she would not let anything in her >Somali butt

No, you're fucked up.

Kids who were 13 and 14 fucked kids that were 13 and 14. I stated my age for point of reference how many must I have had in that period of ten years. At 24, I'm repulsed by women under 20

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Nice try user, have fun humping your socks.

Ok I'm going to have to get out of this thread because I am just now realizing that I have been arguing with dementia patients

>involved with her culture
how so? pls elaborate?

By being with her, accepting whatever she does, having lunch and being with her family, planning to travel to Mogadishu etc

The 80's called and want their hairdo back

What antivirals are you on?