I fucking hate my younger stepbrother. Had to come back to live with him at my stepfather's for a while...

I fucking hate my younger stepbrother. Had to come back to live with him at my stepfather's for a while, I can't stand him anymore.

>16
>fat
>can barely do 5 pushups
>still says he's healthy and "this is all muscle"
>lazy as fuck, had my mother sign him up for swimming lessons (240€ for the year), but he never goes

>has been spending countless hours playing LoL for years, until four days ago his father found out he stole his credit info and bought for 265€ of stuff (banned account now)
>father too fucking nice, so his computer ban lasted exactly forty hours
>when not on LoL, watching other people playing on YT or Twitch
>in a dead-end class course, since he never lifted a finger for school
>never worked a day in his life
>broke down every pc he touched in his life by overheating while overeating
>still plays high-end games in ultra with shit tier laptop
>never cleaned the dust of his laptop, since I won't touch it anymore
>unidentified crumbs and stains everywhere on his keyboard
>his father will buy him another when he breaks this one, as usual

>technically has a dog
>never does anything for his dog besides petting him
>dog would never eat anything if his father didn't give it food
>dog sometimes didn't go out for days. Stupid brother always telling "I walked him, yeah", even now that I'm sometimes here the whole day and can see his door only opening to get food
>dog shits inside once a week, he never cleaned up once
>nobody can punish the dog for anything since ten seconds later he will be petting him again

And today, he did something stupidly insignificant, but it feels like the last straw.
My mother (works a lot, barely see her at all these days) gave him a bag of Maltesers she knows he likes, and told him to share with me. Little shit ate them all within ten minutes. I didn't want any at the moment, but the simple fact he quickly ate the whole thing so he wouldn't have to share finally made me realize what a shitty human being he is turning into, or he already is.

So now I decided he needs to suffer a bit, before I lose my cool forever.
First thing in the morning is taking away his PS3 and all his games (All bought by me) I have no use for, just because I can. I wrote a script to put on his PC so he will be kicked out of his games every five minutes, and this time I won't be there to fix it. And I started hiding every food he likes, since he doesn't pay for anything he shouldn't enjoy them.
Any idea besides punching him repeatedly or posting on his facebook pictures of him sucking his thumb? (Yeah, he does that too)

tl;dr
My shitty brother went a Malteser too far, need idea to make him regret, preferrably without incurring death or loss of limbs.

Get over it.... he will die a diabetic death soon enough.

>preferrably without incurring death

Bump with tits.

it sounds like you're sexually frustrated and really carry a boner for him

Why are you NEET OP?

I would sacrifice a finger just to come home one day to that sitting on my bed.

yes and you complain on Sup Forums you sure are a bigger man than your brother

you sound gay. fag.

Set alarms on his phone throughout the day and night randomly. Hide his laptop charger. Kill his dog. Rape him. Slowly poison him to make him ill. Randomly delete contacts from his phone
>the usual minor shit

No better place for that.

That plan seems pretty solid OP go for it

His dog is innocent, and he's poisoning himself already.
Considering the rest though

>overheating while overeating
>a Malteser too far

It's a good start. Wait to see if he starts to change for the better, if he doesn't just keep pushing him to being a better person.

>dog shits inside once a week
Lost

Please destroy his computer, OP. He needs to learn how to live life. By doing this, you are helping him. Secretly sabotage his computer with physical damage or viruses (just click on random adds or look up "free virus"). I beg you, OP.

Confront your parents about it, they probably feel the same way.

Already planned. Nothing destructive, though, 'cause then his father will buy him another. But I have many tricks to keep him away from his games. Final solution is wiping his disk and installing him a basic archlinux without gui.

Download COPIOUS amounts of porn to his system. Get fucking gigabytes of weird depraved japanese shit on it and show it to parents.

Install MacOS, instantly lose the ability to play games

They're not strict enough. Lucky their other children didn't suck as much.
So they won't punish him. It's my burden now.

THIS. Dunno how I could justify I saw it on his computer or make them see it, though

Throw in some shit like this, something that's worth disowning your child over.

Easy, next time he complains about a virus, offer to help, remove whatever shit is on there, and tell the parents that it was from downloading porn. If they don't believe it, show them the library.

Clever man.
Still need to think of the details 'cause he did download porn before (he's 16, duh) and it would be weird from me to tell'em, but that's the spirit.

It's gonna feel weird and awkward as shit to tell them, but they'll ignore that awkward feeling in light of the situation in front of them.

Tits for rewarding the idea and last bump before I fuck off

Hey OP you asshole I spend my two days off a week playing video games are you trying to say I'm lazy for it? Fuck you go suck a cock

move the dog's shit into his room on bed, pillow, or on computer, refuse to do anything for him be very passive aggressive and condescending treat him like shit.

Did you not read the greentext user?
OP thoroughly explained why his brother is a lazy sack of shit and gave several examples, playing LoL 24/7 being one.

Tell them you were fixing it and came across the porn

Lazy for it, dunno. You're still lazy enough to only read half the post justifying my calling my brother lazy, tbh

Last part already started.
First part, nope, he doesn't clean his own bed, so he won't care besides the odor and will end up sleeping elsewhere.

Instructions for OP
>Get on his pc
>turn on parental controls
>have a message saying "You've been playing for an hour. Go get some sunshine and fresh air! :)"
>set passcode as his blood type
>wait to hear a serenade by Jabba the Hut.

OR
>take PC for a wash
>wash it like a car

...Why don't you beat him up and torture him in ways that it does not show right away. Claim that he has gone mental, nobody will believe that fat fuck anyways. Or if they do, call child welfare services in your country and tell them that your brother has a repeated mental breakdowns and your parents just can't see the problem because they are blinded by affection. Tell them that he tries to cure himself of his inner demons by eating and unhealthy porn addiction and you fear that he will soon be cutting his own flesh with sharp things and you have already seen some bruises and other marks of potential self harm on him.

Usually it takes about few hours to few days before authorities come knocking to the door and take the little fuck with them.

They make him take medication (happy pills) and put him under surveillance and he also needs to go to some therapist for few months.

Repeat to beat him untill he is a submissive bitch who does everything you say, then make him run laps and lift some weights and what ever the fuck you can come up with. Just keep denying anything he says against you and tell people that "my brother always blames me for everything but it's his mental illness talking" and "it's only a coping mechanism or something like that the doctors tell me".

>Tldr: Fuck with his mind... read my idea in full, thank me later.