Ask a guy with autism anything

Ask a guy with autism anything.

How does it feel to be in the 99% for once considering the site you are on

I feel at home for once. Hate those normies.

Do you freak out when the smoke detector goes off?

Do you wish you didn't have Autism?

I used to, but then I got used to it when j was 10.

Yeah, it fucking ruined my social life.

Are you an excellent driver?
Do you buy your boxer shorts at the Kmart in Cincinnati?

I suck at driving. And no, I don't buy them there.

Why don't you just get rich counting cards in Vegas?

Too lazy to

Is Barron autistic, in your expert opinion?

I have lots of friends. Two of them are diagnosed Autistic. I like them very much.

Are you sure you're not just weird?

Do you drink and/or do drugs?

Why does my autistic nephew always push the cat off the fucking couch? Every single fucking time!
What's his problem?

He might be, feels bad for him.
Aren't we all weird?
I started drinking recently. I might do some drugs in the future.

He's just being a dick to cats.

Are you like genius level savant autist?
Or PDD-NOS level retard autist?

I have a sperglord who works for me and I can't get him to stop cutting corners and doing shitty work. Should I just fire him or is there a way I can get through to him? I feel kinda bad for him but the nigger's almost 40 so...

I'm more closer to the retard autist when I was a kid. I think I'm still closer to there.

Tell him what's wrong, and let him know what you will do if he didn't listen. Be very direct. If he still dosn't listen, fire him.

how did you even get onto this site

Yeah I've pretty much done all of this except the firing itself. It'll probably happen within a week or two.

What do you mean how? He said he was autistic, not retarded.

I heard about it on a erotic role play site.

Do you think in pictures?

Have you tried using positive and negative rewards when he does a good or bad job?

Is there any chance you might be part of an alien hybridization program?

I prefer a combination of words and pics.

I hope so. Most humans are shitcunts

is it genetically passed on and how are you able to control acting out or how do you catch it, check it, change it?

I don't know if it's genetic, none of my other family members have those symptoms. I used to act out a lot, but social rejection became a negative reinforcement for me when I act out.