My wife and the mother of my two kids was arrested last night for prostitution and possession of cocaine

My wife and the mother of my two kids was arrested last night for prostitution and possession of cocaine.

News about the sting that resulted in my wife's arrest was broadcast on television during this morning's local news hour and my aunt recognized my wife's name. My Aunt then posted an article about the arrest on Facebook with "I'm so sorry. Let me know if there is anything I can do", ensuring that everyone I know discovered my humiliation.

I talked to my lawyer today and he said she'll still get half if I file for a divorce.
What do?

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damn op, dunno how to help you there

Gonna need tits first to solve this one.

Too bad thats not her in the picturecotherwise id say stick it out

post nudes of this seedy semen demon

How could she get half? She's cheating on you and it's on public record.

show proof. Otherwise shut the fuck up, get off Sup Forums, etc

Post link to news

post news article to verify

or screenshot the facebook post

clearly the best option is to an hero

Cheatings not illegal

Was Belinda good in the sack?

YOU ARE FUCKING LYING!!

FUCK YOU.

NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT.

first off you teach your snitchin ass aunt a lesson

Find a better lawyer. Especially if you sue for sole custody of the kids you should be able to keep well more then half. You might even be able to hit her up for child support.

This

prostitution is, in america at least. Plus cocaine.

Plus it doesn't have to be illegal to mean it's grounds for a divorce.

Start her on porn, get her destroyed by slightly larger black cock, then steal her stash and take the afternoon off.

This is bait until you conclusively prove that it's not. Or you can post tits and forget about your fictional coke hooker wife

Jacksonville, FL

Wow your aunt is hilarious lol

Gotta be this.

news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/police-woman-arrested-in-prostitution-sting-offered-sex-act-for-taco-bell

OP, tell us more about this lusty wench.

If you ever really loved her you'd see this as the desperate cry for help it is and do something about it. Stop thinking of yourself you Trump loving male chauvinist redneck

Belinda Ray Hersh, 31, is charged with using, or possession with intent to use, drug paraphernalia and offering, committing or engaging in prostitution or assignation -- third and subsequent offense. She has been previously arrested for offering prostitution four times dating back to 2011, investigators said.

kek. i would trade a bitch a blowjob in exchange for some nachos bell grande. She blows before she eats, tho

Send the following to your Aunt:

"Did it ever occur to you that I might want to keep this incident private? Why would I ask you for help now when your first instinct was to make the whole situation an order of magnitude worse by posting an article about it on my wall, informing everybody in my life that it happened. Are you retarded or something?"

Then unfriend her and block her.
Then, file for a divorce on Monday.

OP is a brotha'.

She's a high roller.

Come on OP, tell us more. Probably no way to get around her getting half. Florida is a no fault divorce state.

Perform here for clean money
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You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. None of what you just typed is true.

Her lawyer will put her in a drug treatment program and that is all it will take for her to get custody. Furthermore, Op gave his wife her half the day they got married. Marriage is a merger of assets and her divorce settlement is not some reward or bonus that is only dispersed pending good behavior. The money is already hers. Op gave it to her already.

She could fuck a man on the table in the courtroom right in front of the judge and it would have no bearing upon what amount she is entitled to.

>How could she get half?
Op gave her half of his net worth the DAY THEY GOT MARRIED. A wife's half is not given to her through divorce. It is given to her through marriage. Marriage is a merger of assets.

It is already her money. Divorce isn't the act of a judge taking money from a husband and giving it to a woman. It's an enforcement of a contract the husband agreed to the day he got married.

>She has been previously arrested for offering prostitution four times dating back to 2011
Surely you knew already user

That isn't my wife. My wife is in the Op
>pic related.

OP's crackwhore? Find his picture.

yet, regularly, guys get taken to the cleaners the moment they get caught at fault in a divorce proceeding.

you have a terrible lawyer

incorrect. It depends on what state OP is in. If said story is true anyways.
Proof of infidelity in 21 states can mean OP, with a good lawyer gets everything

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Gotta be one of these OP. Belinda only one that fits the bill to a T.

prove it

>yfw white women in America are literally drug addled whores

They get taken to the cleaners because the divorce happened, not because of the infidelity on his part. The infidelity is nothing more than the catalyst that brought about the initiation of an unfair legal procedure.

>Gotta be this.
>Gotta be one of these OP
Why does it "Gotta be"? What rationale did you use to arrive upon the conclusion that there are no other alternatives?

your aunt is a fucking idiot.

Have you talked to your wife? FWIW Police stings are complete bullshit.

>user sitting at bar
>Undercover: Hey user i sell TVs and I got whole bunch of them .. really awesome price
>user: oh really? what kind?
>UC: Oh all kinds.. just don't ask me where i got em lol
>user: well sure - lets take a look

user walks out back and is arrested for attempting to purchase stolen property.

This is a legit "sting" operation.

I'd talk to her, and see what is up before making any kind of decision.

Not only is this story obviously fake (slapping the wife instead of the guy, lol), it's legally absurd.

holy fuck man - an user was on here the other day saying he got sucked off by a hooker and basically just got her taco bell. I am not making this up lol.

filename.kek

None of those women are my wife. Just get the fuck out of my thread dude.

That's not how that works at all. What you're describing is entrapment. In that scenario without the cop there would be no crime.
A real sting would be a cop going to a known dealer and trying to buy drugs. They would have been selling drugs whether the cop was there or not.

most states are no-fault. 50-50- split.

ITT: Boys express their ignorance of marriage contracts and the law

>filename
Hmm pretty fitting it seems

I'm going to tell you why you are wrong.

That is literally an example from the law firm I used to work at. One of those people was a client, and that is exactly how it fucking went down.

This is exactly the reason I am never getting married and why I got snipped.
No bitch is gonna catch me slipping

Your lawyer bosses were shit user

>methinks thou doth protest too much

> implying either of your wife's children are yours.

Face it OP, she cuck ed you and you loved it. The humiliation is turning you on.

ok buddy - but remember if you are ever buying something off CL, and the person says "just don't ask me where I got it". You walk the fuck away and thank me later.

I wouldn't buy anything that sketchy to begin with

grab all your money, buy bitcoin, leave the country.

This has gotta be you
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You've never bought anything on craigslist?

How about picked up a wallet on the ground?
gothamist.com/2016/12/20/operation_lucky_bag_target_atlantic.php

cops going after drug addicts:
nytimes.com/2016/04/05/nyregion/undercover-officers-ask-addicts-to-buy-drugs-snaring-them-but-not-dealers.html

Lawyer here. I need more info on said case, but in light of what you're saying they're jerking you around. Now-could you provide more specific info (full disclosure: I'm a federal prosecutor not related to CPS but id appreciate it if you went into detail)

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you have a shit lawyer

well cucky, let's see the goods - also, your aunt deserves a helping of left handed charity. be sure to dish it out, bruh.

You have a shit understanding of divorce laws.

>Not spreading your white seed across the world
>not diluting native populations everywhere
>not honoring your conquering ancestors

You bring shame upon your house and are required to sudoku

No but I've sold plenty of shit.
>nytimes.com/2016/04/05/nyregion/undercover-officers-ask-addicts-to-buy-drugs-snaring-them-but-not-dealers.html
They literally went off and bought drugs for the cops. It's not like the cops offered to sell them drugs. THAT would be entrapment. The war on drugs is bullshit but that isn't entrapment.

>gothamist.com/2016/12/20/operation_lucky_bag_target_atlantic.php
The article is literally about suing the pants off the cops doing it.

I have a shit understanding of economics and hiding your assets.
what you should be looking for right now is an accountant. not some shit tax accountant. a cpa

you*

>white
Even if I were, white men are some of the most cucked men in all of history. No way would I give some woman a lifetime leech linked to my wallet.

did you just post a link to an image instead of posting the image? man, back in my day you'd get your ass banned for something like that. fuck'n chink moot strikes again.

I'm gonna need sauce on that before I can form an opinion

no one has ever been band for doing that

Sell everything of value, stockpile money and move it all into a foreign bank account then get the flying fuck outta the county. Can't get half your shit when you're not in the country anymore.

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>most cucked men in history

What history books have you been reading user?

Europeans literally conquered and raped the world. There's barely any Latin Americans who don't carry white genes. Same goes for Philippines and alot of Vietnamese. This goes the world over.

Europeans represent a small percentage of the world population now because the world has had peace and everyone else decided to catch up on the breeding craze.

Not in Nevada.

>no husband has ever tried to hide their assets from a divorce court
>cpas would help you break the law

You're an idiot. You can't hide your net worth from a divorce court without breaking the law you fucking moron.

You could just transfer it to a confidant.

That's something someone I know did. Didn't end up getting divorced. But I highly suspect it's because the wife would have got nothing. House, cars, even the fucking microwave got transferred over to said persons parents. I don't know if any laws were broken. But it worked.

No you can't

Well he did. and it worked. A good lawyer will cost a pretty penny, but will save you the heap of gold. He had one of the best. There's always a loophole in the law. That's what makes a good lawyer. I'll take my anecdotal evidence over some anons opinion on Sup Forums.

divorce her, get the kids as she's a proven crack whore, hit her up for child support and maintenance and get out while you are only a little behind

you must be half retarded.
when I went through my divorce. my company was only worth $2 ($1 a share)
my farm had no income, it was 700 acres with no stock.
to bring back my point "you have a shit divorce lawyer"
it nder the courts agreement. my ex would receive 70% of profits from the farm. my company had no money in it, the money was elsewhere. the house was under a mortgage even though I've paid it off twice now.
don't call anyone stupid unless you know everything
my old man was my companies cpa. everything was legitimate
I sold the farm for $350,000 in 2012
all she got from the divorce was $70,000