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Ask a cop anything. You are being detained

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Can we see your wiener?

Do y'all really hate niggers?

No. Next question

Not so much. Some do, but racist fucks are errwhurr.

Did you fail any of the questions they gave you during the lie detector test?

you pull someone over and you ask to see their license and they saw they are a natural person and remain silent afterwards. what do?

(google term natural person)

Nope. But then again, I was brutally honest. They care more that you are lying rather than the answers. That shit was stressful, nonetheless.

Have you acted like the cool cops in the movie super cool while on service?

Call for a supervisor, then try to reason with them. I'm not an "a type" douchebag, so I don't take shit like that personal and taze fuckers because I'm insecure. Tldr; I don't buy into the "respect mah authoritah!" Shit

Define "super cool". I'm chill, if that's what you mean.

Can i smoke the dank with you?

Do you support Trump?

Worst day in your job story?

I cum to Sup Forums all da time but I never "get my lol on" wtf

I wish

to add, what are your thoughts on cops basically become forced salesmen that are prune on giving tickets to make a quota like a saleman rather than being a public servant serving the public

*deep breath* I voted Libertardian. He makes me cringe, but I still want him to do well by this country. I would feel the same about Hillary.

Did CPR on a 1 year old girl for an hour. Deep back country. Life flight chopper couldn't fly because blizzard and the ambulance got stuck. She started breathing just long enough for me to say "open your eyes for me? Please?" She shuddered, exhaled, then died again. I continued cpr for 20 more minutes. She got electrocuted by a frayed dryer power cable. Her grandparents had her for the weekend. I felt so bad that they went through that.

CPR is physically and emotionally draining.

Fap less

Quotas are illegal, though a few departments "suggest" a minimum.

I write maybe 1 ticket per 20 stops, and only if you do some reckless shit that could hurt someone else.

After those 20 minutes, I kindof freaked out about the ambulance not coming. I lay her on my lap in my Tahoe, so I could continue compressions while I drove her to where the ambulance was stuck 4 miles away. Got her there and got her in the ambulance. Told them about her taking those few breathes and everything. They did their voodoo EMT magic and started working on her.

Long story short: she survived, but with minor brain damage. I kindof became part of the family. She called me Uncle user.

She died 5 months ago at the age of 5. Her Aunt's boyfriend kicked her head in for waking him up. I responded to the call, knowing the address.

I'm in therapy for that one...

Hope you'll be okay user. Thanks for doing what you do.

Is the boyfriend getting anally savaged in prison as we speak?

What city? Also, how do police detectives work? Do they actually follow suspects around or is that rare? And last question, what is the craziest story you've experienced? I know you guys must have some crazy stories.

What the fuck happened to that asshole?

I will be ok. My wife evens me out. I just want to help people. If I wasn't insanely claustrophobic, I would have been a firefighter. Noone hates firefighters

He got 12 years....

Plead guilty and got 12 years. He won't make it out of prison, I'm sure.

Not OP but I can confirm they do follow people, they once captured my friend who they've been following for months, when he got out he told me they new all of his habits, they even knew about me and some info about me

Did you make the arrest?, did u fight him or something?

What did he do to get followed around for months?

>what city?
Rather not say
>do they follow suspects?
Depends on what you did/are doing. Short answer: kinda.
>crazy story
Walked in on a white trash gangbang porno being filmed. (No joke)

I'm gonna need to see your badge "officer", have you been drinking tonight?

Kek. How did you walk into such a thing.

He had run off after the mom called 911. A K9 unit got him. He was hiding in a neighbors back yard. The dog ripped up his upper arm/neck pretty. Good. The K9 officer knew the girl, too, as we were friends. He took a little longer than normal to get the doggo to release.

Do you believe in the Reid technique?

what state? im going to academy next year

Why were they following him though?

My neighbor keeps bugging me for smoking on my porch, she says I'm setting a bad example for the neighbourhood children, but I think she just doesn't like me because I'm British.

What can I do for her to leave me alone.

That's what I'm wondering.

Do you actually get taught all the (btw illegal) dirty tricks and lies cops use in some occations, e.g. Lying about the purpose documents and pressuring you into signing them?

Naw, bruh. Has my department name on it.

Not gun a say. Have questions?

Civil issue. Take her to court, if you must. Not a crime to be a shit neighbor.

just timestamp it and put something over any identifying pieces

Heard of it. Never been taught it. I don't know enough about it to give an opinion.

Are cops taught to act a certain way to appear more intimidating? Also, why do most cops have their heads shaved?

Purpose documents? We do lie at times, during interviews and interrogation. It is legal, taught, and encouraged. It also works like a champ to get guilty fucks to confess.

thanks for the offer but different states do things differently. im in michigan btw

Taking money from people and not doing what he was supposed to do with it, the thing is that he was offering a service that shouldn't be legal (but you know, law holes) but he wasn't running a business or something, it was all by word. Also, because of this "service" he acted kinda sketchy. Luckily for him all he had to do was to pay all for all the money he took and a some more but he was actually doing some illegal stuff back then and the investigators didn't found about it.

It's called "command presence". And yes, it is taught. Dunno why the haircut thing. Maybe because veteran?

And in situations when its clearly illegal?
(This happened in Switzerland, but whatever)
My friend got busted with some drugs (that were illegal, he fucked up, he learned from it)

After that they pressured his dad to read a 30+ Page document thats just for "confirming they've been there"

As they pressured him hard with statements like "you are only making it worse for your family if you wait any longer", he asked them if they could swear that this document is ONLY for the purpose of them being there:
They agreed and confirmed that.

Turned out it was an permission to search the whole house

Fuck no. Consent to search must be given knowingly, voluntarily, and without threat or coercion. That whole search and anything that was found would be inadmissible in court.

How do you refrain from shooting scum like that?

Looked Muslim

As much as I wanted to go full Judge Dredd on that call, I swore an oath. I take that pretty seriously. It's not my job to punish. Just to protect life and enforce laws.

I'm guessing lice

As much as I want to say I am a good boy, I have had a handcuffed sexual predator slip on the ice on the way to the jail from the patrol car. It was a pretty nasty fall, if you smell what I'm stepping in.

op is always a massive fucking faggot
its your fucking fault that little girl doesn't get to grow up becuase you failed to save her
I hope you choke to death on your fucking doughnuts pig faggot

I actually did get lice once. Not sure where I got it from, but I just cut my hair out of frustration, and now keep it in a high fade because veteran. Shrug.

Not the first time I've been assaulted with word vomit. Good job. I bet your parents are proud.

Did you ever act against the law because you demmed it as wrong, per example arresting some kids who tried weed or something else thats understandable?

Fucking cold. Good luck. Hope your academy is in the summer.

Your question confuses me a bit, but I will try to answer.

We have discretion with most misdemeanors. I've thrown kids weed into the field instead of citing or arresting them because I didn't feel like ruining their lives over a 20 sack of weed.

If it's not in state statute, it's not my problem.

Yeah becuase being a power-tripping dipshit numbnuts to everyone who's not a rich white guy is something you should be proud of.

its been neg 30 here before but at least its not alaska

Funny story: just arrested a SUPER rich white guy for smacking his wife.

>12 years
Where's the chair when you need it

Yeah except hes going to get away with it and probably just do it again becuase he can post whatever bail, get a good lawyer, and pay whatever fines.

Bet you a dollar you have to go get him again for the same shit next time.

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You people are all cut from the same cloth.

Fuck the Police

Sadly, you speak the truth. Cops hate the court system more than the disenfranchised people it fails to serve. Makes actually doing your job quite hard. "Why even bother arresting this jackoff? He's going to lawyer up and get off on a technicality?" I've had cases of severe physical, sexual, and emotional abuse, just to have the douchebag get fucking probation.

Ok... imma use your logic as a rebuttal.

All black people steal. All white males do meth. All women lie about rape. All french people smell like old toast.

Also, don't use huffpost as a citable source. Might as well quote a Facebook clickbait ad.

Its really fucking wrong that the rich white guy gets off way easier compared to a poor minorities who gets to taste every inch of the laws long dick.

It's impossible to make a perfect system. You'd have to be far too harsh to innocent people if you wanted to lock up every criminal. I know some people would support it because they feel like they're being cucked if anyone gets away with anything, but it's retarded.

But Officer... Cant we come to an arrangement?

Again, I agree. I actually take pity on the poor perps and sometimes don't charge them for shit that I easily could.

i.e. pull over an illegal immigrant that has expired tags, no insurance, and no license because they were going 10 over. I will just give them a ticket for the speed and beg them to unfuck their shit so they don't get fined and/or arrested by another cop in the future. Why beat down someone already struggling?

Why did my weenie twitch?.... and no, no peener for you

Perhaps you are religious then?

You are getting asked questions. But you really seek answers... Dont you?

I got a ticket for no insurance a few months ago so I have a court appearance to make in 2 and a half hours. I'm scared shitless even though I know it'll probably just be in and out. I'm hoping.

This is my first court date for a ticket. What can I expect?

Not op. But im pretty sure traffic court isnt as bad as you think it is.

Kinda religious. Maybe

Depends on your state. But yeah, it's in and out, unless you challenge it. Penalty is anything from a small fine, to license suspension. Where do you live?

Have you ever attended a call where someone forgot to reply to a post and their mother died in their sleep? Is it messy or is it just kind of peaceful? What happens to the user? Do they blame themselves?

I know I know. I'm just freaking out over nothing right? I'll get down there, wait in a room full of other tired people, tell them I got insurance right after the ticket was issued, and they'll let me off with a light fine.

I seriously hope. I'm at the onset of a minor panic attack over nothing.

This one is a bit fetched but coming from the U.K. And seeing the press , out of 100 traffic stops ., reports etc have you had to pull your side arm ? If so have you ever had to use it ?

Colorado Springs

Why do people who view CP online and never touch a kid get longer prison sentence than people who actually molest kids?

And what prison sentence do you think would be appropropriate for each?

How rigorius are background checks? Wanted to become a CIA operative when I was a kid, can't now as I'm probably on an NSA watchlist for various deviancies and ideas.

Good to know... I'll just be on my way....

Find me at my mountain top if you want the answers.

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to. So much blood.... and semen.

>Why beat down someone already struggling?

You just earned my respect. You are a good guy.

protip: in the interview tell them you were undercover when you did those things.
Now this is the really clever bit:
When they ask why you were undercover...
"I can't say."
Job=got.

Except being a black or white man or woman isn't the same as choosing to be a cop. There isn't anything actually inherently wrong with the majority of men or woman, black or white.

On the other hand everyone can see that there is something fundamentally wrong with the institution of modern day law enforcement and the people who participate in it.

Police are out harassing and abusing people more at a rate that neglects anything they did to be helpful.

You people don't even help protect anyone, or prevent any crime. You always show up after the fact if you even show up at all.

I couldn't even get the cops to show up to my house when my me and my guest had our cars broken into in the driveway.

Out of 100, only pulled it once. He decided to grab his gun and show it to me when I asked where it was after he came back as having a concealed carry permit. About shit myself when he grabbed it and said "right here!" I apologized for drawing on him after I chastised him for being a dildo. Never shot at anyone before and I want to keep it that way.

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Good job man every time I have been to the states the cops seem pretty straight forward.. respect the law and we won't bother you .. try to be clever and we will win

would you get preffered in court if the statements seem equally legit

Don't get me started on that shit. Holy fuck. I think viewing actual CP should be violently illegal. Touching a kid should warrant 20 years and chemical castration.

For CIA? Super rigorous. Most shit like that requires a degree, former experience, and a Q level clearance. They interview every neighbor you ever had, for example. Used to have a DOE Q level clearance. Took 6 months to get.