Sup /b

Sup /b
Ask a guy who's getting a vasectomy tomorrow anything.

Why?

can u still nut

I've had one.. never again..

i thought women were big and strong they know how to properly take a pill in the morning. What do you mean women cant even do that

As a friend of mine once said "I like to cum in my girls pussy and I don't like condoms so I'm getting a vasectomy"

Pretty much sums it up for me, that and I have 2 kids and dont want anymore.

Make sure you stock up on frozen peas.

Normally 12-13 year olds dont do the pill

Yes, just no swimmers will be there when I do

Send Nudes

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How long ago did you have yours done? And why not again?

Yep. No real noticeable drop in volume.

Of myself?

Good use of pic.

I wanna go get another one just to be sure.

been thinking about it as well. have kid #3 on the way. (I shoulda went through with it sooner....)

but the wife & I don't fuck all that often though so I don't know if it would be worth it

2 years and are you stupid?

>I don't know if it would be worth it

It's worth it just in case you start banging other girls.

Are you gonna freeze some milk before?

You don't want your 2 kids anymore? I doubt a vasectomy will help

I've heard it feels like you got kicked in the balls for up to a week. You should report back in and let us know if true.

How's it feel to be inferior?

Actually thats one of the main reasons I'm doing it, I have a quite of few girls I fuck on the side other than the wife so this will eliminate the need for condoms and paternity tests.

Try 14 days..

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Nope, just going cold turkey.

Nah. It hurts like hell for a few seconds when they numb you, but no pain after that. I didn't even realize he was half done when I asked if he had started.

Kept some ice on it that day, then completely fine.

Fucking why? Why neuter yourself like a cuck-boy wonder?

My wife and I actually do the cuck thing sometimes. Its actually a lot of fun to watch her get railed while I jerk off and cum on her face :)

why not just blast your load in her shitter?

I wasn't that sore, just kind of a dull ache for a week or two.

Because that's how downies are made

spot the nigger

You know what, forget I said anything, please, for the love of God cut your balls off.

Tried that once or twice and she doesnt like the feeling of cum in her ass so I usually pull out and just cum on her pussy and watch my cum run over her pussy and asshole. Its totally cash imho

This is bait, don't give him the gratificaton he seeks

ha, you nigger

Yo it will decrease your lust so good luck keeping your wife/gf faithful.

I am presently fucking a wife cause her husband cannot please her since he had his vasectomy.

Pic related.

It does suck. Painful at times, felt like a few swift kicks to the balls and someone grabbing a hold of your groin tendon and pulling it out. Also the local will definitely wake you up.

>I am presently fucking a wife cause her husband cannot please her since he had his vasectomy.

Everybodys fucking everybody the only way to stay disease free is to avoid females entirely

"oops" pregnancy

just a Sup Forumsro trying to advise OP.

you do know that there are less permanent solutions that dont involve your wife having to eat pills every day?

my girls using a hormone spiral, we can fuck raw all we want, she dont get preggers and i dont shoot duds

But that doesn't help if he's banging other girls.

True but it wont help with the other women I fuck on the side. Especially the ones she doesnt know about and like I said I like cumming in the pussy so this is a sure fire way to make sure I dont get anyone pregnant, especially the college girls I'm helping out.

Underrated post.

Had mine about 30 years ago. Then we could stop fucking about with her hormones (we both hate condoms and don't particularly like or want children)

i dont know why people think its in any way ok to not wrap your shit up when fucking random strangers you met in the club.

im not even talking aids or hepatitis. at least then you and your retard DNA would die out.

Exactly! For example I slept with one of my college chicks yesterday and then hit up my regular escort on lunch today. Would have been so much better without the condom!

0/10

So i assume she wants more kids then?

No shes more like a 6/10. Not the best looking but loves to suck cock and swallow even after we have fucked.

Nope they are both ours and its easier for me to get snipped than her.

I've been seriously thinking about getting this done for the last ten years or so, but the only thing that puts me off is reading that something like 1 in 3 men experience some sort of pain afterwards. Something like 1 in 100 men git it so bad they cant live normally.

What does Sup Forums think?

Hahahahahahahaha no

Just be a nigger.

Fuck and deny. And don't get caught by Maury.

so you're essentially cheating on your wife and dont want the random promiscuos chicks you fuck to be pregnant, at the same time you're fine with any STD's you and ultimately your wife might catch because of your behaviour, which would probably change too because men with snapped jizzcords become less sexually active.

is that correct?

do you love your wife?

>pull out
>totally cash

u wot m8?

well i guess its your choice, if you really want to get snipped rather than use birth control.

Had it done, no pain. Would do again in heartbeat.

I had it done years ago. Some swelling but not much pain. You just have to take it easy for a few days.

best thing i ever did - back to work next day
waited 3 days for a fap/fuck and all well
balls went black though
spunk gets thicker - looks the same - smells a bit different though

yeah this is the only thing putting me off it too.

and the chance I meet someone and change my mind on having kids. doubt it tho

So.... If those ducts are cut "preventing passage of sperm", what happens to the sperm? If it cannot pass, does it build up inside the Vas deferens or what?

We are actually swingers and both have people on the side in addition to going to regular parties. For example she is sleeping with a guy in the apartment below ours and has a reg guy friend that she sees every few weeks for fun. We are open and always talk and if either of us feels like the other shouldnt do something or someone that takes priority. Plus we get our tests done and make sure we get them from our partners before going bare just to be safe.

That's bullshit. Having a vasectomy has absolutely no effect on your sex drive (except maybe increasing it because you don't have to worry about pregnancy).

More likely the guy is just tired col fucking his wife. Probably getting sex on the side for the reasons mentioned above.

How do your testicle cells feel about this? Do they want

*of fucking his wife.

that is important information.

i guess you're fine with a vasectomy. just dont let her fuck niggers or you'll die of aids lol

It just gets reabsorbed into your body.

>I am presently fucking a wife cause her husband cannot please her since he had his vasectomy.

Lol. You're just getting the leftovers that her husband doesn't want anymore.

This man has hurt more blacks than Hitler

You're doing the right thing. I had one back when I was 21 and haven't looked back. I don't even remember what a condom feels like. I would say the only bad thing is if I haven't came in a while it's kind of sore feeling(more so than regular blue balls).

Why have a kid?....they're boring, stupid expensive and annoying as fuck.

She won't leave her husband for you.
You sir are an arrogant dildo.

Considering getting one as well, have read that it increases risk of developing prostate cancer though. What have you been told?

Those figures are all retarded and way to high.
Just hang out with some babies and toddlers.

She's actually black and really only likes sucking off black guys not fucking them. She hates when we go to the gloryhole parties and is in the gangbang rooms cause black guys show up like they are the best thing ever and all try to line up. Usually her saying no to them is enough but sometimes I have to step in and tell them to back off.

yep. All of those sperm cells running around looking for something to do until they die and "get reabsorbed." Those rogue cells are to blame for the increased cancer rates.

You guys sound like a lot of fun, actually. Personality wise, I mean. I think we would hang well.

No increased risk actually thats just a myth. Unless you go to some hack doctor you should only be sore for a day or two and ready to have sex within a week.

I think your cool too user

>just a myth

Where are your studies to support this? Surely there should be a fair number of them in order to establish an observed occurrence as "myth".

Sperm bank vasectomy combo?

Where are your documented "observed occurrences" user?

Call me whatever you want, she just serves me as a cum bucket.

Hurts a whole lot longer and more afterwards than everyone claims. Bonus: I did get my prostate milked by a hot female nurse on my 2 month check up.

fuck that test-tube turkey baster clinical pregnancy shit. I never want kids, but if I was going to change my mind I would only accept blasting a cervix with live rounds.

>please, for the love of God cut your balls off.

Yep, the guy must be blue pill as fuck. Probably never heard of hypergamy. I guess cucks gonna be cucks.

Got three kids and I'm divorced now. Regularly banging multiple chicks each week. I used to be able to do condoms when I was younger but not anymore. So strongly considering getting snipped.

OP and other anons who have done it did you save any of your seed to be frozen just in case?

Do tell? What did you say to get that to happen? Want to see if I can replicate your success.

In my case, no, I already have kids and am happy with not having any more.

Nah mate: I was done after the 3d one. No regrets. No rugrats.

Why are You such a cuck?

Already answered that question farther up, thry reading the posts user...

Claimed general soreness stopped me from wanking. They needed a sample since it is not always 100% guarantee. MD fell for it and told me assistant would help. And so she did.

This is amazing. I want this.

yeah I think I am done but I am divorced and Im into younger chicks now since my ex wife was older. And some part of me worries about meeting a hot young thing that wants more kids. but yeah you are probably right I should just let that ship sail.

Anything?

The 1993 Harvard Health Professionals Follow-up Study was the first to suggest a link. No other studies were done to refute the claim. The source of skepticism stemmed from the belief that the men who have had vasectomies simply got tested more often, leading to more diagnoses.

Until the Journal of Clinical Oncology published a new study. I think it was in 2014. Vasectomy patients saw 20% increase in fatal prostate cancer. I can't link it because Sup Forums thinks it's spam. Look it up yourself.

Anyone else want to try?

lol