Walk into your apartment

>Walk into your apartment
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

breed with her
push her into my bed pin her down and fucker her without a condom

i would grab her underwear and stick it in her mouth if she starts to screem

cum on her 50 times before letting her go

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Wondering what the hell am I doing in an apartment since I just bought a house

Ask her if she wants to fuck so that after she can write a song about how I emotionally hurt her.

tell her how i got my scars.

Ask her for some shekels cause I'm poor.

I would cook her a nice dinner, strike up an conversation and get to know her real person not that staged personality no one cares about.

Maybe she is a decent human being.

Pay my team and thank them for their services.

> pull out my CCW

> obliterate the home invader

> sue her label for the cost of my match grade hollow point 5.7x28 rounds

Ask her if she wants to fuck
If she says no, rape her

Rape her to death.

Ask her to leave. Her music is shit and she's shit as a person. I'd also tell her to write a song called "Maybe I've Been The Problem This Whole Time and I'm Just Realizing That"

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Sex in the missionary position

Ask if I can worship her feet

Wonder why the fuck I have an apartment when I own a house

lewd

tell her to get the fuck out before i rape her.
this.then lock her in my basement until she spawned me a child then let her go.
if i came down to it this .
half of this mostly the rape part.
several hours of this.

Throw that bitch out and play some of my gg allin records.

BITE IT, YOU SCUM

I don't know how you got in but you're never leaving and will be pregnant every 9 months.

Cum and start farting

I saw that interview...despite being obviously scripted, she was utterly cringeworthy -.-

Idk what you fuckers see in this girl. I think she's annoying.

Check out the Blake Lively Vogue interview...holy fuck...she's fucking perfect

>do a 360 and walk away

Push her out and close the door, I don't want a rotten pecker

push her out of the way and find a good video to knock one out

Holy shit can she fly?

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You're my butterfly, sugar baby.

Fuck her right in the pussy.

Look for my cat.

That bitch ain't taking my cat.

Make America great again by grabbing her pussy

Ask her for $5 million & make us dinner.

TAYLOR WE KNOW THIS IS YOU POSTING

>be me
>have sex with her
>so it's like I had no-homo indirect sex with John Mayer
>next month she writes a song about the best sex she ever had
>I leave her, said I was never thinking bout her while balling
>she writes a full album on me
> I sue her
>win win win win win

Put my keys in the bowl, have a shower and go to bed. Guess it's time to up my dosage.

>breed

>Spaghetti immediately starts to form in my pockets