23 Decides which rumour we spread

23 Decides which rumour we spread.

Spread via twitter + fb so must include a hashtag.

Gonna need some photoshoppers to make fake news headlines/pics

Rolling for trump was assassinated

Trump would have to stop tweeting for 30 seconds for anyone to believe that. Try harder.

Trump has sex with animals. well iron out the details later

This

Trump heard calling the all Chinese people Ching chong yellow niggers.

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Melania is pregnant.

Trump is "investigating" new research proving the earth is flat.

Bonus points if we start tweeting him about the flat earth conspiracy, and see how long before he comments about it in a speech.

this

>Gonna need some photoshoppers to make fake news headlines/pics
Note watermark in upper right.

Trump is russian conspiracy

Trump is a moslim

This

Fearless Leader is really Teresa Barnwell in drag.

Trump can't read.

Clinton assassinated by Illuminati

(not a rumor)

Same, but Bannon is the father.

Maybe Putin instead.

Trump found guilty of hacker attacks

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Rolling for this.

Trump is unable to read.

He had an affair with the clinton hag.

kek

OJ Simpson has escaped prison

Trump preparing to push for Grexit through IMF, to weaken German economy (due to EU-Eurozone doubts). EU officials know this, which is why Schulz is running for Chancellor.

Barron is Bill Clinton's son

This

Trump is a real cuckold

Pays black men to fuck melania

there is a trump sextape

Trump has makeup sex with Hillary

We need a rumor, not something true

orange nigga admits that he eats a diet of strictly carrots

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Why do I always get dubs?
>check em

Mofo eats Obama's sperm

The rumour doesn't have to be about trump you know lol

trump reveals that he's glad the obama niggers are finally out of the white house

Cut penises are just as sensitive as uncut.

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Trudeau cried today at the meeting between him and Trump because he felt he was being oppressed

lol this

Donald Trump is impotent from years of Propecia use. #Impotus

Calexit is actually happening

EU leaked docs show Brussels also preparing a wall in the Balkans.

Webster's adds feminine penis to the dictionary.

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>IMF
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Roll

rawl

rolling for this

He's 70. How sexually functional would he really be even without the propecia?

CNN? is that you?

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Trump: "Finally the white house is fucking white again"

CERN discovers OP is in a quantum state of faggotry.

>EU officials know this
>Trump knows this
Everyone knows this

roll~

Putting a casino in the white house

mexicans digging a tunnel to rape american womens

Germany is banning Israeli immigrants

@mustdiemusic has a gay sex tape

This is reasonable

trash dove is a nazi simbol

reroll

weinergate type scandal with Putin

Trump is a pretty cool guy.

Roll

Obama was actually an ISIS spy all this time

It's more about him thinking the world thinks he's impotent. Also, #IMPOTUS just has such a nice ring to it.

Donald Trump wears adult diapers. The only real way for him to disprove it is to post pics of himself in underwear

The number 9 is a lie, 6 just got bored and was doing a hand stand.

But he's 70. The world already thinks that.

Flint michigan water crisis was a hoax says govt officials in leaked documents (or something like this)

Rolling for this

Donald Trumps Spring time playlist isn't allowed on Apple Music because of the excessive use of 'Nigger'

In China, research is underway do bring the dead Deng Xiaoping back to life as the "ultimate weapon".

Putin has clones

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Rape is not believable. The gringas have been volunteering themselves from Tijuana to Matamoros for decades.

Reroll

donald trump emancipates animals, makes veganism mandatory

Donald Trump planning to use Mexican Labor to lower cost of wall building.

yeeeeex hahaha roll

trump wants to make slaves legal again

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Sean Spicer replaced by Barron Trump.

penguinz are cia

This

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New Rape laws require 4 witnesses before going in front of a judge.

This.

roooooolllllll

roll

Too late.

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