Sup Forums, tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I am ready to serenade the woman of my dreams. I will play a tune on me guitar in hopes to court her. Thoughts and/or advice? Thank.
Sup Forums, tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I am ready to serenade the woman of my dreams...
Josiah Young
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Christian Davis
MODS!!!
Evan Walker
that doesn't work anymore, user. sorry.
Zachary Sanchez
Don't.
Alternatively, do, and then make a greentext story here tomorrow about how you spilled your spaghetti.
Matthew Gomez
unless youre playing the song of giving her 100 million dollars, cancel the show
Lucas Evans
That's the plan. Thanks, now I have the confidence I need.
Ayden Clark
Play Lil Wayne.
Bitches love Lil Wayne.
Also call her a Nigger
Sebastian Hill
here
Lemme be explicit: Your plan is (probably) doomed to failure. The only way this could actually work is if she already likes you. Otherwise, you're just gonna come off as an autist.
Camden Perez
Hey. I had a similar idea, although I already have a girlfriend. I was going to get home early and lay a candle lit path of rose petals to my piano room and play a little thing I wrote
as she enters the house. Of course I will be sitting at my piano naked.
Think she'll enjoy it?
James Harris
She does, believe me. There is no other way I would ever do anything like this if I wasn't 100% sure.
Wyatt Price
>vocaroo.com
Fucking great user. Do it, she'll love it.
Blake Cooper
Oh, you're probably fine then. If you're shit she'll find it cute and if you're good she'll find it romantic.
Luis Williams
film it so we can all laugh at your stupidity.
Jacob Lopez
I'm sure it'll end up in a cringe comp sometime in the near future.
Parker Ortiz
Don Knotts called, he wants his suit back
Easton Johnson
have you asked her what she actually wants or are you just going to be some asshole putting your naked brown eye on all the furniture
Daniel Bennett
I mean... I've got some gifts, like a basket of girly lotions and moisturizers, bath scrubs, etc. and chocolate. it's just Valentine's Day, buddy. It's supposed to be a romantic gesture with a splash of humor.
Grayson Murphy
>it's Valentine's Day
that doesnt mean anything to me i dont jump on train tracks just because somebody tells me
i would start by celebrating my own birthday, then maybe christmas, and then i'd have to start seeing women as human
Bentley Davis
Oh look out boys, we got an edge lord.
He doesn't celebrate the passage of time like you other silly people. He accepts these ideas as stupid social constructs made by us humans and therefore not worthy of celebration.
Tyler Kelly
there is no passage of time. you have been lied to. there is only achievement
James Gutierrez
>tfw time is a social construct
Juan Reed
Youre not getting anything from my lesson. Go smear your naked asshole on all your furniture and try to convince your girl its because of "valentines"
Everybody fucks her. what are you doing. You're having sex with 5 different people by putting in her