Gf is asking me what i want for my birthday but i cant think of anything. Help me out Sup Forumsros

Gf is asking me what i want for my birthday but i cant think of anything. Help me out Sup Forumsros

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Kobe beef, bottle of Merlot and anal.

nope, otherwise i would have said

cant be sexual acts and im not big into alcohol

A top of the range gaming pc

already got a gaming pc, and make it realistic i.e less then 200

A penis inlargement surgery

Kobe beef and an oil massage.

how expensive is it?

With a happy ending ?

this could work

ive said nothing sexual cause the sexual stuff is self included

I dunno I don't need one.

>cant be sex
>no booze
>Pic unrelated
>being this fucking boring
Wow this thread is some really shitty thread you got there op

Its not sexual if its done by a man
#nohomo

Just asking for suggestions, if you are bored fuck off

About £4000-£5000

im wondering if they ever turn out well and work

have her hire a man that can play jazz on a conk shell for part of the evening

I am clueless it is the first time I looked into it I will be doing more research

Anal. That's what you want for your birthday.

Ya like jazz

lick her own teet for ur amusment

Xbox

Boys the stakes have been raised. If i get more than 5 i get anal.
Conditions
>nothing sexual
>no booze
>be somewhat original i.e cant be money

pic unrelated

I'm sure that he doesn't want to bedone up the back side by a German man

I was close

Do you particularly enjoy jazz music?

Have gf eat your shit

Tell her to stop nagging for the entire 24 hours.

we got 2
first was the kobe beef and massage

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THE ARTFORM OF JAZZ MUSICIANS!

Tell her you want to live out a rape fantasy; get her naked,
handcuff her arms behind her back,
blindfold her,
leave the key on her stomach,
and leave for a few days and don't answer your phone.

I AM NOT GOOD SIR

fortunately it doesnt have to be more birthday for that to happen

i am

I would like to inquire about your opinion regarding the combination of improvisation, swing notes, and ragtime rhythms in musical form

Why not

I am not fond of that particular style, no

just not

What's your take on the transformation from hardbop to modal jazz?

I ment say what you don't like about jazz criticise it if you will

are u racist?

Tell her you wanna go on a nice drive to somewhere romantic with her. Make it at least an hour away but not more than two probably. Have her bring a picnic dinner, you bring wine and flowers. Just go out somewhere far away from everywhere else where you can still see the stars at night.

You'll probably end up having some pretty good sex, but the real point is just a neat couple experience away from your daily lives.

Mostly good

in regards to your personal opinion on topics relating to certain matters do the musical patterns which feature such know manners as swing notes, improvisation, call and response vocals, and other such similar techniques of musical art under the influence of previously commonly used musical patterns such as blues, folk, and African and European musical combinations create a joyful emotion that you experience as you listen to this particular style of musical work?

I listen only to Neo-Baroque Tejano and EMOsque.

jazz it is for ops birthday

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How about a birthday kiss its cheesy I know but that's what keeps the romance alive ;).
Jk ask 4 a blow job

I am getting a laptop soon, any must have peripherals for laptops?

Oh nice. I'm personally more of anciet Smithsonian (specifically Balinese) court and banjar kind of guy. Little Peking opera too

Tell her u want. JAZZ

ask for jazz conk. really keep the romance lit

all Jazz this year boooy

Ask for jazz cock

Ok she used to play piano but can still kinda play. Are there any songs or such that are possible to be performed on piano at an intermediate level?

Jazz cock ?

>ancient Smithsonian court
Damn I knew a guy that was into that. Real fringe group, had some real pentatonic shit. He went to an Atman Riot concert in Edmonton and never came back. His family found him two years later in a truckstop in Jaipur. He didn't even recognize them. They took him home but he's still convinces he's reincarnated as a seal.

mmm yes Gamelan especially can have that transcendent affect on the mind

Yt link?

rhythm-a-ning by thelonious monk or my favorite things (any version)

or tell her to step it up, grab that conk

youtube.com/watch?v=p7FYSVmrzOY

charlie brown theme song

yt link please

Her best friend or mom which ever is hottest.

Honestly I was thinking about rickrolling you but I decided that would be juvenile and against the point of the game we have been playing, which is making fun of music nerds who establish a pecking order by claiming love for progressively more obscure shit. As far as I know Atman Riot is not a real group but they probably should be.

Box of cigars -

Cuban Montecristo #2's if you can get them where you live.

Padron 4000's (natural, not maduro) if you can't get Cubans.

Good idea

see this is the kind of suggestions i need, i applaud you sir

Rick ain't go nothing on this Tibetan throat singing kick i've been on. It's like so old it's not even music, it's just prayer. Much prefer it to the traditional Tuvan "blues/folk" throat singing

Joe Satriani is amazing too btw

Did you EVEN WATCH the jazz conk vid? come on dude

Hell yeah.

Ok we got 3
>Montecristo NO. 2
>No nagging for 24hrs
>Kobe beef and a massage

2 more to go

birthdays only come once a year last I checked. you can buy some decent but still shitty cigars any day

im not getting the conk jazz music

>Montecristo NO. 2
>No nagging for 24hrs
>Kobe beef and a massage
>as much time with a live jazz conk player as she can afford

ok ok cool cool so that's 4 now

no conk jazz

it's your BIRTHDAY fucking live a life man yeesh

dude are you just trying to mess with me here? it's some dang jazz conk

Fucking fine ill put down a conk jazz solo

One of those stupid fucking pencils you get in the goody bag at bday parties

JUSTICE PREVAILS

du that ain't got shit ON A CONK

aaaaaahhhhh

btw when is your birthday? might look into a local jazz conk solo myself, in your honor too of course. all this talk of conks

>wants to figure out something nonsexual that his girlfriend can do to him on his birthday
>decides Sup Forums is the best place for this
>also makes pic a nude suggestive of a sexual act

its on the 27th, she wants enough time to get the presents

when you put it that way it wasnt the smartest of ploys but either way it has worked out

highly suggestive pic for sure. but i'd say he's doin alright i guess. now hip to some jazz conk

Tru

oh ok right on. i don't think conk players are as common as say a saxophonist for example. so probably really wunna have her get on that tomorrow

its all good im letting her know tonight

gotta love that

my man!

So anyone else got some genuine ideas or are we all out

heck off pepe. gotta real jazz man comin thru

god. damn. jazz. conk.

genuine af

I want a qt incest daughterfu

I have the jazz conk, its down, i got it, its on the list