Any one have any highschool stories they wanna share?

Any one have any highschool stories they wanna share?

Did any one have a kid like this in highschool? Orange haired douche canoe

>Be me in highschool so about 16 ish
>walking laps
>w/GF at the time
>cause fuck shit I don't care
>creepster kid comes up to us
>"Why you with him, I got money and I'm better than him"
>Tell him to fuck off
>Literally a 5/10, snob with almost no looks
>a week later he tries again
>"Dude, if you don't back off, I will kick your ass"
>goes away
>Another week
>dumbshit didn't learn
>Goto my football friend
>Yeah I had one of them
>Tell him what do
>20 minutes later sitting at lunch
>kid's sitting alone at another table soaking wet
>Literally got a swirly

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>dude if you don't fuck off im ganna kick your ass
>has butt buddy do it for you
Least you could have done is have him hold the fuck while you pound on him. If you're ganna pussy out pussy out right

Eh, I had better things to do. Plus, I had a pretty good thing going for me with the teachers and the staff, why ruin it?

>be in highschool
>have personal laptops
>one class' teacher doesnt do anything all year
>me and friends watched like 70 movies in that class

You just asked for a story. Not a good one

lol
Either way it was interesting. Did you pass at least?

yeah dude it was a programming class taught by a guy who was learning it at the same pace as us in a school with 400 students in the woods.

> Be me Freshman in highschool
> Forced into football team by parent
> Stuck with jack autists
> Teach whole team about Sup Forums
> Suddenly my whole team made a thread on Sup Forums
> Realize I fucked up and they all told everyone there names
That was the time I got almost 100 people doxxed.

oh dear god, how old are you?

jesus, you guys sound like you're in your late 20's maybe mid 30s at this point

Mid 20s, this all happened in like 2008, there is proof floating around here. I lost it in the flames of hard drive corruption and being too poor to buy a backup drive until I got out of university.

huh, then you'd be about 25? Cause that's when I think about I would of graduated.

>you guys sound like you're in your late 20's maybe mid 30s at this point
Early 20s, but close. I get that its hard to believe schools like where I graduated from still exist.

Yeah, I am 25 on the 22nd. What'd you do after high school?

Why I ask is simply because I hated highschool, I had an IQ of 144 and I hit puberty at 9 years old so I was way above everyone and everyone thought I was a smart ass and tried to act too old, college was an awakening to what a social life can be.

>People teaching things they know nothing about at all
Why are there not like tests for this shit?

After highschool... welp, I'm livin with my mom cause my job would NOT be enough for me to live on my own tbh.

I'm trying to get a better job right now paying more than 7.25 FML

But in this economy, as a friend of mine said "if you're not making at least 15 an hour, don't live alone"

I've always had a pretty decent social life. No one really hates me but at the same time, no one DOESN'T like me if that makes sense. I'm not a "Nobody" but I'm pretty liked if that makes any real sense.

I learned after highschool that a social life is honestly all about networking and learning people and using them to your advantage to fuck anything you want in the ass (no literally I love anal)

Oh, I am sorry that's the case. I guess I got lucky persay, only bad thing I have is a really bad social anxiety issue which stemmed from high school. Yeah, I don't really know what I have to say to help you, unfortunately in this day ad age or at least in the USA it is impossible to get a good job without university. I moved to Sweden for college from the USA and I still live there, there you can get awesome pay even without college. I hope you best of luck and seriously if you really want better pay without that diploma you are going to have to bounce.
Also, please excuse any grammatical shit, I broke my arm not too long ago on a motorcycle and, typing isn't the easiest.

>Last year of High school
>Top of class, teachers like me, living good life
>Decide to spend last year fucking around, since I've already earned everything I need for university entrance.
>First major prank of the year, put superglue in locks, library doors, staff room doors
>Principal is pissed, whole school gets a massive lecture to cut the bullshit
>Next major thing. My friends and I get some industrial shrink wrap and shrink wrap some random guy to a pole.
Did a few more things but they need a bit more story to them.

dude your english is fine actually. the only thing I have never understood is how people say "University"

>It's hard to get a good job without university
>It's hard to get a good job without going to a university
It just didn't sound correct, i see this a lot; as if people are saying "With out highschool"
I don't think it works in the same context(?)

go for it man! HS stories are pretty funny normally

> Be Me semi popular junior
> Principal is getting rumors about being a creep
> Wants to get more info on this
> Have a my girlfriend's friend do the dirty work
> So, girlfriends friend who we'll call Linda is cool with this
> Linda unzips her dress a little bit and goes through the office portion of the school
> Like clockwork principal walks out and calls out her dress
> "I'd be happy to zip that for you"
> "Thanks, please do"
> Principal says she must go to his office for this to happen
> Linda goes into office
> Me and GF laugh and pull out phones and watch from the glass on the principals door
> Principal begins zipping but, then shoots a hand into her dress
> Linda screams "Gotcha!"
> Linda proceeds to slap him and begin walking out of the door
> I email video to principal
> Principal lowkey black mails me
> I get in contact with superintendent and principal is suspended for almost a month.

I kinda get it but, it is the same context. University has become highschool in many ways. It used to not be the case but, unfortunately our greedy world wants the profit from tuition (Don't need to feed into my bullshit).

Wait so she got sexually assaulted by a faculty member and laughed about it. Did you fuck her silly?

>be me
>be smarter then your average bear
>be in shop class with annoying teacher
>teacher leaves laptop open and on projector
>remember ultrasurf on my thumb drive
>turn off projector
>put ultrasurf on teachers computer and go strait to pornhub
>turn projector back on
>luckily projector turns on before teacher notices from other room
what a glorious day

how is he not fired?

Yeah that's a big reason as to why I'm not going.

I'm a TCG nerd. So my biggest goal in that world is to get really good at Pokemon and get a scholarship from them. Yeah this is a legit thing too

from the sound of it, all he did was unzip and put a hand either on her ass or her back so realistically, she more than likely got molested a bit

nice prank dude

Yeah, well good luck.

> Had a friend who had ADD.
>Made a bet with him that he couldn't eat a box of dextrose sugar pills.
>He did and he was hyperactive as fuck all day
>Managed to get him to run around the school building during class while the teacher was writing shit on the board. He got back without the teacher knowing he was gone.
>When the teacher left the room while the class did a test he unscrewed the whiteboard from the wall and it fell on the teacher, nobody knew it was him.
>During science we were boiling leaves in alcohol
>Get friend to do all the physical work, he breaks the test tube and set the table on fire, although it burned out quickly
>The teacher didn't do anything other than laugh and call him a dumbass.
>During P.E he goes nuts but ends up exhausting himself.
>Ends up blacking out and sent home
>Next day doesn't remember a thing about the day before.

Aww yis

>Grin tax thread

>
>Be My
>Be My Shitting Through Ci Tea like freshboi
>Fresher than sub whey cause costume party
>Turns eleven PM I walk in door and cousin stumbles up cumpothole drunk
>capnfalconyes.webm
>drinks a butthole of milk
>no cereal, like brave man
>walks up to her, sees scars on her legs and hey crying
>what u do" I axe
>she reply
>I cute self
>she holding knife and look impressed deflate
>I smil an tell her she only cut from high standard
>she ends up smacking my an fucking my
>bouncy housy on couch
>bam
>whoo
>poo

>pic fagmiliar

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Some bullshit about him being older, I just left that shit last year.
He was 64 and they wanted him to have a semi honorable discharge. It was kinda funny Linda had her family press charges but, unfortunately the video was evidence and the trial is still a thing. She just did it to fuck the guy over and he deserves it.

Yeah we had this ginger loser that everyone hated on because he was a total asshole.

It was kind of sad though, he reached out to a lot of ppl. Went to his house once cause I dated a girl who was friends with his sister.

Dad was some negligent rich accountant. Had Art of the Deal on bookshelf, idolized money, power Trump.

It explained a lot.

>Be 17
>dumb fat kid
>Getting my shit together at the end of the school day
>Oh shit, my gym clothes are still in the locker room
>Get to locker room
>Open door hear girl voices
>Double check sign on door
>Most definitely the guys locker room
>Barge in to grab my gym shoes
>4 girls, just in panties and bra
>They stare at me, one notices my developing boner
>My locker is in the middle of where they're standing
>Fumbling with combo lock to get my shit
>One of them pulls down my shorts and slaps my ass
>Spin around and grab her tits
>Solid C-cups for a high-school girl
>Force her to her knees and whip out my dick
>Slap her with it until she gets the hint
>Other three are in shock
>Nut in her mouth
>Run out to catch bus
>Miss it
>Get a ride home in my friends Monte Carlo
>Suck his dick
>Bite it off
>Slit his throat
>Move to Mexico
>Establish a life in Zihuataneho sailing a boat and running a hotel
>Invite black friend down for a vacation
>Meets me on the beach fixing up a project boat
>Roll credits

Turns out the girls were there from another school for a volleyball tournament, apparently they never said anything, which is nice.

>chemistry class
>haven't done shit in any of the classes
>teacher is an obese push over and doesn't even try to stop us from fucking around
>exam day
>he hands out the exams
>everyone immidately starts asking each other for answers
>he gets pissed
>thats rare
>he storms around telling people to stop talking
>we all do it but laugh the whole time
>one chick gets up
>shes walks over to her friend
>literally just starts asking her questions in a dead quiet room
>copies her answers
>teacher looks up and notices
>he wobbles over to them and tells them her to sit down
>we all laugh
>she laughs and goes to sit down
>he gets pissed
>his face bright red
>he yells "THIS ISN"T A JOKE, NOW SHUT UP AND TAKE THE EXAM"
>silence
>kid makes the loudest fart noise on earth
>class erupts in laughter
>teacher storms over to him
>teacher trips on a fucking backpack
>his fat ass goes flying
>everyone in class laughing at him
>he is red faced and can barely get up
>he wobbles around the floor for a while
>gets up eventually
>he looks around all sad
>goes back to his seat and puts his head down
>what a fucking joke this guy is

anyway yeah. we all cheated. no one got in trouble. we all passed. and we saw his ass land face first into the floor. twas amazing.

jesus christ. Sounds about as bad as my ADHD

dude that story didn't make a lick of sense

no fuck off. No one wants your CP

yeah but ya know a lot of those things people don't need to go through a giant trial for, i think at best they should of like fired him and banned him from teaching and or being any type of school things again

Why is it always the gingers who are the assholes?

What's it like in Meheco tho dude?

:(

Mexico is now far more secure thanks to the development of our northern border fortifications paid for by the Americanos.

Oh yes, Daddy Trump will do such things!

Got a few.

Time I had a student stab me in the hand with a pair of scissors while she was going after a classmate.

Uncomfortably hot Asian who offered me favors for an A in history. Obviously didn't want to offer and was disturbed by me, and kept clutching my knee asking if there was anything I could do to improve her grade. I did nothing. Freaked me out since I was first year. Did nothing but scared as fuck that she'd lie and said I seduced her.

Kid in my class that was in the Aryan nation and called a black student in my class a "creature". Result was me jumping over my desk to stop a murder.

A shit ton of standing in front of a white board, and later a smart board, accomplishing nothing as little worthless brats screamed and ignored my bell ringer.

Oh shit! You're a teacher?

Took me a moment to realize it.

Maybe the Asian girl was sent by her rents to make a quick buck off the school.

Yeah, and still am.

Asian girl was in '05. She was painfully hot, and actually very smart but she did very little work and plagiarized her end of semester research paper.

She worked me super hard when I confronted her about it. I mean, I'm a fucking pervert but when she kept half grabbing my knee and asking if she could do anything, I felt super oily and gross. I also live in a state where inappropriate relationships are able to be prosecuted, even though she was legal.

Did nothing, failed her.

>be me
>move to new school in grade 10
>moved around a lot so whatever
>meet group of friends
>basically just the outcasts
>meet Isaac
>isaac is a class autist
>no speech filter
>does whatever you want if you call him pussy
>just wants friends
>thatscute.jpg
>fast forward a year
>grade 11
>play fucking retarded game where we steal eachother bags
>steal isaacs bag
>has fucking autistic meltdown
>screams like a baby lemur being ass raped
>wtf.gif
>charges at the bag holder
>holy shit this kids actually fucking retarded
>we continue to bully him by stealing his bag
>do this for the whole year
>losing his shit more every time
>fuckinghilarious.mp3
>brings lock to school so he can lock his bag
>breaks the lock just to steal back
>end of the year comes around
>all the teachers dont give a fuck
>let us do whatever the fuck we want
>isaacs favourite teacher is leaving the school so he decides to go suck him off
>leaves his bag at the window
>friend texts me to go to isaacs class
>walk to the classroom
>see the window
>OH FUCK YES
>grab his back and run back to my class
>screams with the power 2 trillion suns ensues
>get head start
>run into my class and throw his back under the teacher's desk
>holy fuck
>hear him coming up the stairs
>breathing like your grandpa that smoked for 25 years
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES MY BAG

>starts banging on my classroom door
>teacher looks confused
>gets up and opens the door
>"excuse me what do you want" she politely asks
>fuck off he yells as he storms over to me
>jumps as at
>motherfucker is so small that he has to jump to taste the salt on my balls
>tell him to fuck off
>tell him I gave it to a friend
>he runs and lets out another kaiju screech
>teacher just looks at me asking what the fuck
>bag is still under her desk
>kek
>5 minutes later
>user WHERE IS MY FUCKING BAG
>ohshit,vid
>Isaac wants bag
>isaac needs bag
>teacher tells him to fuck off
>Threatens to drag him to the principal's office
>"yea yea fuck off cunt"
>ohshityoufuckedup
>starts dragging him there
>I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU user he yells at me
>fucking kek
>look out of the window
>teacher is dragging him
>girl grabs bag to take it to him
>what a traitorous bitch
>keep watching isaac
>fucking flips the teacher over and tries to snap her arm
>runs back to the classroom
>girl holds it for him nicely and unthreateningly
>isaac feels threatened
>pushes the cunt over and runs away roaring
>whatthefuckjusthappened
>second last day of semester
>gets suspended
>fucking kek
plenty more from this cunt

>crane
>matress

even after she worked hard?
Did you fail her due to crappy grades or because you wanted her to stop?

As funny as this is dude, I have to say this, I was in SPED my entire life, but honestly everyone sort of deserves this for picking on the mentally 7 year old guy. I knew a guy like him in my class.
I only have ADHD and EBD but getting out of those classes was hard as it was. So imagine that on a day to day basis with like 3 of them. The downside of it is that you gotta be nice to them all the time or they will fucking rage. You can't just tell them to fuck off. They don't get it. That's the issue with Isaac (I never got why there's 2 As)

But, because of autistic kids like Isaac, I can't be around the mentally challenged any more. They literally scare the shit out of me.

Now, I may have a few disorders myself, but honestly, I just have a problem focusing. So it's nothing like that.

In a way, I feel bad for this dude but at the same time, the teachers and the parents should of put him in a special school.

Failed her because she plagiarized, and because she tried hard to let me know she'd fuck me to fix it.

Thing is, first year, admin has their nose up your ass on everything. I wasn't much older than her. They actually watch for that shit and it freaked me out when she did it.

I was also fucking the English TA across the hall at the time, so it was extra weird.