HE IS ALONE FOR VALENTINES DAY

>HE IS ALONE FOR VALENTINES DAY

Heh its funny because most of my girl friends (Not gfs) are alone today too.

xD sorry bud

actually, I have a girlfriend. Last year, nada, wasn't too good for me. This year however, I have risen above the normies and have become, THE REAL LIFE ALPHA (dun dun dun) for once!
Sorry for all you other /bros but, ahem, I got a date with a lady today :)

As it has been for 19 years. Why would this year be different?

Ask them one by one if they want to do stuff with you

Is Valentine's day a good day to get chicks? Or the day after ?

Yes

Probably bad.

Most girls are already taken. The rest have a reason why they're single. Mostly because they're insane. Never stick your dick in crazy

There are bras on my fucking floor. I'm engaged.

Sup Forums is normalfags now. We all live with our girlfriends.

Stop being a cunt

Maybe the day after would be good, since crazy chicks are probably looking for a guy ON Valentine's day , just so they could have that holiday

What the fuck

Wow that was faggy

Well as I said, I have GIRL friends. Can you take a hint? I'm gay. For fucks sake, read between the cocks... I mean lines. I like cock.

Are you a twink?

I'm a big bear rawrrrrrrrr

Kek
Thanks for the hearty chuckle

You are very welcome.

no I'm not

And to think we could have been perfect, gay, valentine's lovers

I'll show you a big bear.

What are you fucking gay?

No skin off my cock... there's plenty of gay fish in the sea.

-Kanya West

>fucking gay
I think he might be fucked gay since pretty much all of them are catcher.