Alright guys, I'll be frank with you, I'm in need. I don't know if this is the right place to post, but I know Sup Forums has been known to help people out sometimes. Long story short, my hours got cut and I'm on the last of my food. I'm barely scrapping together enough money for rent and bills this month (a buddy gave me a couple bucks to make ends meet).
If this isn't the right place to post, please just direct me to the right /.
My PayPal is [email protected]
Anything helps. Thank you all in advance.
Alright guys, I'll be frank with you, I'm in need. I don't know if this is the right place to post...
Go fuck yourself and dont pay for internet and pay for food.
Yeah, get on a budget, get some priorties in place. Be a man.
If you're still being lazy, steal a bag of rice and beans. If you're caught, you'll get more of that pity that you're looking for.
Helpful, thanks.
My hours got cut. Can't opt out of bills the month they're due. I ain't one to steal shit someone else worked for. Just hoping someones willing to help a guy out.
stick to buying bagged rice, beans, frozen vegetables, and asswipe as your base necessities. Also if you are still low on funds by the end of the month temporarily shut off your internet until you can afford it. Also if you are paying for other useless things like basic cable and a home-phone, cut that out of the budget too. The only driving that should be done is to get food, or get to your job. If you are on good terms with family or friends try asking them for a little bit of food with the understanding that they will be paid back.
You don't have to be Frank with us, just be yourself
>guess where I stopped reading
Then you're no better than a fucking nigger looking for a free handout.
>muh hours got cut...
Then fucking get out there and look for more hours.
Even spics will go out looking for work, it's not that hard.
Deliver pizzas, late night stock crew, cashiers, janitor. Are all these beneath the special little princess?
We're actually trying to better your life for good, not for one more month. This can be where you turn you life around, but it has to be all you.
damn bro i feel for u i was in the same situation few months back heres 500usd to help u out
fucking NOT. bum ass bitch nigger
Dude I've been looking. I've applied just about everywhere within a 25 mile radius that's hiring, but Im still in high school. You're right, I'm just a stupid nigger looking for a handout though.
I'm trying to stay alive for another month so I can make the rest of my life better. You clearly don't want to help monatarily, and that's fine. Hope someone helps you out when you're in need though. But for now, go shove a cactus up your ass
Thank you for some actual advice man. I appreciate it.
Post tits
$2, put "post tits in the note
dont pay for internet and pay for your food grow up
go sit on the street a d try the same thing. if youre gonna anonymously beg, im gonna anonymously spit on you.
Try human services rtard. If nogs can get phones, you can get food. You just want easy.
>inb4 I'm a leech that makes it okay.
What area are you more experienced in?
> not willing to steal
Then
YOU
WILL
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
checked. cock sucking/ball fondling.
kek
...
where the fuck are your parents?
did you get kicked out or some shit?
do you see how fucking serious you should have been taking your high school education now?
huh you fucking cuck?
I wish I was any good at sucking dick, I'd have money if I was.
second this
Yes, in fact I did. I hit 18 and they said "fuck you".
Also, as I said before, I'm still in highschool. So I am taking my high school education seriously?
You need to swallow your pride and go to a food bank. That is what they exist for.
>put dick in mouth
>don't bite
>suck
you seem like the kind of person who fails at everything.
That's fair. Honestly, a food bank didn't even cross my mind.
is your mom hot?
I mean, probably doesn't help that no one wants a guy sucking their dock, let alone to pay for it.
Google it and look for local churches. Good luck. When you get back on your feet, remember to donate. I work with a guy who makes 70k+ and always donates because he had to rely on a food bank when he was younger.
She's 5'7 and about 250 pounds. So if you're into that, then I guess?
Of course. Always gotta pay it forward when you can. Thanks man.
you just seem really stupid and i feel bad insulting you.
>people don't like traps
>i never thought of a food bank
is the earth flath or round you think?
You've obviously never sold ypur ass for money...or been around people who will pay for a blowjob.
OP, I'm going to make you a deal: suck some dick, take video and upload it to Pornhub, and I will PayPal you $5.
pics
The earth is round but the universe is flath.
>3D eath, 2D universe
go on you fuggen genius
I've heard fuggen before. Abundance of Katherine's I think?
ITT darwinism
Is that $5 per dick or is it a one dick deal?
Zozzle
5 per dick. An extra five for each simultaneous multiple dick.
20 if you suck your own dick
No limit on the number of dicks, but I'm only giving $5. Were I you, I'd start with one dick...it's harder than it looks.
Fuck I wish I was that flexible. Lemme see what I can do.
I will chip in an extra fiver if you suck your own dick.
I'll give you $2 just to try it. But I need proof.