Call Steve Albini right now if you want!

Did you guys know you can just call Steve Albini anytime you want to? He doesn't actually have a home, he lives in a room at Electrical Audio with his wife. When you call EA it's usually Steve who picks up the phone! 24 hours a day!

Two things you need to know about this situation:
#1: he can't change the EA phone number because they've stopped issuing landline numbers in Chicago.
#2: Steve will always be the one to answer the phone after all the other EA employees have gone home for the night and he will talk to you until you hang up. This drives his wife crazy as shit.

Pic related, have fun Sup Forums.

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someone call him and say "I think I fucked your girlfriend once... maybe twice, I don't remember
Then I fucked all your friends' girlfriends -- now they hate you"

Probably bait, but for real?

this a board full of limp dick beta males. most people on here probably tremble at the idea of picking the phone up and ringing somebody. you really think one of us is gonna ring up steve albini? fuck no

>we r legion XDD

Are any of you actual musicians?

This is an actual studio. Are you people stupid?

Why bother him? Unless I'd want to work with him it seems like a waste of time.

>this a board full of limp dick beta males
they should get along great with steve then

All I would really want to ask is if the dialog at the beginning of Tweez is real or not, and I'm too much of a limp dick beta male to call a stranger over pointless trivia

1. Why?
2. gb2/b/
3. A bunch of spineless Sup Forums mouthbreathers going one on one with Steve Albini
4. hurr durr drives his wife crazy

kill yourself.

I remember this thread from last night, did anyone do it?

Why would I want to bother Steve Albini? Fuck off, cunt.

DOX ALERT!!!

Someone call him pretending to be a telemarketer or something
I'm not because I live abroad and I'm not going to spend all that money on this

dubs and I'll call him and ask if he thinks Sublime is punk

Why would you do this? Why would i want to bother Steve Albini? If this was the number to some fag i didn't like i might do it but not Steve

Ring him and ask how to get a better drum sound or something

Albini is an admitted pedophile.
>Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve or thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses. These are not the Dutch equivalent of abused trailer-park kids, either. They look to be in excellent health and seem to be honestly enjoying this. Makes all the conventional arguments against this kind of thing seem really silly. They're kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems.
>There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take.
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The issue is that Big Black-era Albini was a massive edgelord and he could just as likely have been talking complete shit to get a rise out of people

>it was just a prank bro

i called him
and he told me to fuck off

>you can't do or say anything you don't actually mean because this dumb meme

>I was just pretending to enjoy child pornography

>you can't do or say anything you don't actually mean because this dumb meme

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rolling

>taking the bait thirty years on

you should tell your closest friends and family that some child pornography you saw really got you going sexually and see what happens when you tell them you were just kidding around

rawl

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One of my mates has a running gag that he comes and tells us he got so drunk this weekend that he fucked a 14 year old. He does it around every other week and gets good laughs everytime. Not everyone is a pussywipe like (You)

what if instead of that, i wrote to my actual audience of fringe members of society who were specifically interested in transgressive art that reflected this exact theme because i was writing in a specific context at a very different point in time? because that's what this was, n00b.

and if anyone in law enforcement got wind of his "joke" there would be an investigation into the claim because that's a crime called statutory rape
>sexual exploitation of children was art in the 80s!
I'm sure that defense would hold up in court

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I'm gonna do you one better, family. I'm going to report Albini to Chicago building inspectors because that property can't be zoned commercial and residential and if he's really living there then he's doing so illegally. We can't let another disaster like the Oakland warehouse fire happen can we?

Lol

Are you that lonely Steve

Savage

Is that really true? I think there has to be a certain number of people there or age restrictions etc.

>A bunch of spineless Sup Forums mouthbreathers going one on one with Steve Albini and make him homeless