How in the fuck do we fix American sports, lads?

How in the fuck do we fix American sports, lads?
P.S. Americans aren't allowed to post ITT

I like Baseball.

The rest can fuck off.

less commercials

>P.S. Americans aren't allowed to post ITT

Dont you have a boat of africans to go pick up.

more commercials

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT WOP?

NBA is fine

NFL needs less commercials and re-runs, fucking 3 (THREE) hours events that are actually only 11 minutes of play time

I will kick you in the NUTS if you don't delete your posts right now

>cancel NFL, MLB and NBA
>make watching MLELS mandatory

America fixed

Kill the NFL and NBA.

Baseball is king.

No commercials allowed in breaks, on screen or in the stadium. No cringe patriarchy displays before the game. No agendas, but i guess thats why sports exist. Just another outlet for jews to spawn their master memes.

NBA needs to fix the fuckin commercial problem. It's frustrating as fuck.
NFL at least doesn't have many games in the night, but still it takes too long to watch an entire game.

scrap the NFL, no one willl ever care about this abomination

NBA & NHL: recruit much more foreign players so people bandwagon their teams

Baseball: make the ball a time bomb

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT WOP?

Maybe they should all have players that prance around and flop on the ground for a few hours.

Pretty sure you guys would like that.

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT WOP?

but they don't even have sports?

just hotdog eating contest and black men in plastic suit bumping into each other

This.

>Luckswing
>King

WEW

Our sports are for ourselves only
You don't like then fuck off

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT WOP?

I think half of the timeouts in both NFL and NBA should be made to be 30 sec and 20 sec long, respectively. They still get their timeouts but the breaks will be shorter, teams can keep momentum better and the fans endure less commercials.

NBA needs to do something about the "hack-a-___" because it can get painful to watch.

The only thing I have against the MLS are the fans, not the sport, because they are so cringe.

Baseball could be removed I guess.

I've been against it for a while but I think baseball really needs a pitch clock now. And batters can't step out, the two weeks they enforced that at the beginning of last season actually sped up the game by a solid 10 minutes, pitch clock would be at least 10 more.

and robot umps for sure

We're actually improving our sports per yuropoor taste. Two ties in the last two weeks.

How do fix the rigged, boring league known as Serie A?

remove penalties for

taunting
excessive celebration
unsportsmanlike conduct
have someone to manage shitty ref calls

fixed the NFL

Relegation

it will force bottom feeders to actually start giving a shit