Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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waifuforum.boards.net/thread/7/first-wf-waifu-claiming-thread
a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9aReOTeYU
nutrish.com/dish?gclid=COSi17a5kNICFZWCswodYs4JdQ
amazon.com/dp/B0123HA7D2/ref=twister_B01LX6N5KZ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
amazon.com/Wholistic-Canine-Complete-lbs-Tub/dp/B001LNQXNI/ref=sr_1_1?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1487112351&sr=1-1&keywords=wholistics
niceme.me
twitter.com/AnonBabble

カラミチーマス

Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
waifuforum.boards.net/thread/7/first-wf-waifu-claiming-thread
a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread

Claim :o

nice tracks

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Kill yourself and post drills

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lol no

>says the guy that wants to be in a shitty discord

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That's not even his Discord tag smart one

>wants to be in a shitty discord
what did you mean by this
nice hair

Definintely I am glad you reminded me.

If something edible drops on the floor it's good for 3 seconds. Both to eat and to photograph.

Evening.
How's your Valentine's Day coming along?

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does wish was u?

i believe that you want to be the female pictured there, dis tru?

"When wireless is perfectly applied the whole earth will be converted into a huge brain, which in fact it is, all things being particles of a real and rhythmic whole. We shall be able to communicate with one another instantly, irrespective of distance. Not only this, but through television and telephony we shall see and hear one another as perfectly as though we were face to face, despite intervening distances of thousands of miles; and the instruments through which we shall be able to do his will be amazingly simple compared with our present telephone. A man will be able to carry one in his vest pocket." -Nikola Tesla, 1926

youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9aReOTeYU

No idea. It just happens I guess.

is that you on the left?

Gariru (Galil AR) claimed
Nikola Tesla was a genius

truly inspiring thanks for the contribution

Too bad his tech has been suppressed for almost a century now.

Rich trillionaire subhumans born at the top have no interest in connecting the human species.

Well that's why you need to experiment.

Maybe you could make a reverse werewolf? A dog that turns human?

Mfw First rule of photography.
I see what you did there.

tomoyoyo doesn't know how to use a ps3 controller -_-

Welp back to work for me

Happy valentine's day everyone

My condolences.

You should start a business dude.

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>6000x4000
Jesus fucking Christ

Hahaha i dont have the money nor the credit or the drive

It's almost like I'm an amateur photographer with a nice camera

I did it cycling door to door in college. My startup resource was a bicycle and business cards.

It's easy dude.

I just got 2 calls today so I'm feeling fantastic. Every client represents potential years of regular income.

If this business really takes off I want to help fund poor white kids' business ideas in the ghetto and other super poor areas. Nobody gives a shit about whitey.

True but im also in commiefonia where everything has to be lincensed

Lelei La Lalena is claimed.

Rurrirrurrrirrrurruririru
>i cant understand you, go back to your country, white power

Nice choice

Lol fuck that shit I didn't license mine for years. But I did get insurance asap.

Don't even bother unless you want the tax man breathing down your neck for barely making any money. This government and country really despises small business owners.

Wait until you're medium sized before you even consider making it state official.

sorry my wifu cut out again

or what~? no i'm kidding, please don't hit me...
you don't seem very happy -.-
what's a wewby...
cold and sad, no one to cuddle with on this day!
no don't ruin it!!!
>Fate Grand Order~
>runs away and crys in the corner

Yep and california doesnt want any new business because competition so they make laws to make it near impossible unless you already have tons of money

doggo-chan~ i has question about doggo food!

No trying to take other peoples loves.
>gives head pats

Yep, that's why every business owner I know applies for unemployment, welfare, food stamps, heating, rental assistance, the whole thing while making untraceable cash doing business and gathering clients.

That's what you do to make your business succeed. If you're not born with a money bag for a placenta you can't make it playing fair. Do it the way the politicians do it. Don't play fair like a fucking pleb. Win at all costs and use every resource available.

Sure why not?

i couldn't help myself
>nuzzles against your hand
hehe

I understand the cold part, but why sad? I'm sure someone as fun as you had enough to do.

what do you think about this doggo food?
nutrish.com/dish?gclid=COSi17a5kNICFZWCswodYs4JdQ

If ypu do it again ill have to punish you...
>gives back scratches

i wanted someone to wrap his arms around my waist and keep me company today but i guess not, i'm lonely
>shivers
ahh! stop...

Why you seem to like it?
>continues along your spine

You sure are humble, most want a kiss but you're already happy with just a hug. That's nice.

Toxic and full of synthetic chemicals/vitamins which cause cancer.

Try this brand mixed with raw chicken instead:

amazon.com/dp/B0123HA7D2/ref=twister_B01LX6N5KZ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Remember, kibble is not natural food and feeding only kibble is very bad for a dog. Kibble should be used as a supplement only with real meat as the main part of the dog's diet.

Raw chicken/fish is good and if you feed raw beef make sure it's not ground and it's organic. Beef has hormones, chicken/fish has less.

Also this supplement is great:

amazon.com/Wholistic-Canine-Complete-lbs-Tub/dp/B001LNQXNI/ref=sr_1_1?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1487112351&sr=1-1&keywords=wholistics

>not posting impact drills
kys normie

>is being raped by your fingernails ;~;
nice dubs~
what do you want this valentine's?
i can feed a dog raw meat? isn't that dangerous for their tummies?
and thank you for the links, i've bookmarked them~

Updates on my brothers doggo - 6 weeks max. This may just be the only sad Rory in existance.
Dogs are descended from wolves and are natural carnivores. Raw meat is fine.

I wonder if human meat will be fine.

This valentine is already almost over, just a few minutes left. To be honest, I don't know, being able to interact with a certain somebody more often would already be more than enough for me, but more is always welcome!

Oh no if you dont like it I'll stop
>stops

what did you get your waifu for valentines!

Yes my dogs regularly eat raw chicken drumsticks.

Slow cooked is also safe but generally if you have no experience slow cooking food keep away from feeding them cooked bones of any kind. They can cause internal bleeding.

If it's not raw or cooked for 12+ hours it's not good to give them the bones. Raw has a lot of nutrients for them but only feeding raw also causes imbalances. That's why you need a supplement and adding a very high quality organic kibble helps.

That rachelray brand is garbage.

If your dog is used to eating crap food, don't give them high quality food all of a sudden as it will make them sick. Switch gradually. When they gave holocaust survivors real food after being liberated a lot of them died because their stomachs couldn't process all the nutrients.

DO NOT FEED RAW GROUND BEEF.

It is full of chemicals, hormones, and ammonia. Beef MUST be organic. Non organic chicken and fish is fine.

6 weeks old?

More than 6 hours left for me. I had a hell of a Valentine's day.

Guess

Oh? What happened?

How did your valentines day go everybody?
I literally didn't talk to a single person today.

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>crawls away and calls the cops
fudge there's just too many rules!
im better off not adopting this malamute...

it's 4pm -_-

happy valentines day
well its 4pm so still going :o

Same as always, sex and potentially money.

I'm out of drugs though and I hate rock n roll.

It's not that hard really.

Just feed raw meat+supplements
No ground meats.
Only organic kibble

That's it really.

Add Patches -_-#7669 on discord

Ahh good point, I didn't think about that.

Alice?

Here's your (You)

thanks i really needed that

an ammo box full of incendiary rounds?
me too only my parents
>gives you chocolate heart

Post smile of your important someone

Tells cops exactly what happened and gets off scott free

ah okay, I'll do my best...
if my dog turns on me should I shoot him?

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dirty cops...

Not if you live in EU.

That... would've een better than just a knife. What did you get yours?

Well if he's male you'd be better off practicing common courtesy and letting him shoot into you first.

If female feel free to shoot into her all you want. Not like they can get pregnant or anything.

yours

a brownie but she's not eating it for some reason

Id have to actually rape you to get arrested nice dub trips tho

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i remember my first doggo would stick out her pussy at me and I would play with it with my toe, i was like 10 years old so i really didn't know what i was doing lol

jeez that's the best get i got in my life!
you wouldn't rape me for real would you?
would you kill a baby to protect her smile?

I would've gone a lot farther if I had a full size dog at that age.

Man I was fucking crazy about dog pussy when I was 10-20.

I think I was a dog in a past life.

Any idea why?

You'll have to explain why I'd need to.
But yes.

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>only if you ask for it
No, I only have consensual sex. Non consent is a huge turnoff
Louise a cute

She looks like she's going to cry
:3
niceme.me
Surely you can provide larger version of this? Spread the smile with as many pixels as you can!
>high quality of course

hehe lewd~ doesn't it hurt the dog? i mean humans are pretty hung
she won't even move ;~;

no reason

just to protect her smile

if you don't stomp that baby out she'll never smile again...

no :o

Nah, some breeds have bigger dicks than humans, and the knot is much wider than any human dick could be.

Bitches are designed to take a human sized dick or bigger, plus giant knot. They can handle a human just fine. You can go hard fast and they enjoy it. Doesn't hurt them. I've had my dogs cum from penetration alone after going hard for long enough. Great fun.

i find it very hot... i think i need help.
oh hi alice >_>

Wait you find nonconsensual sex hot? Like if you don't have consent or if your partner doesnt?

Not realising it was me means one of two things
1: You didn't bother to read the filename
2: You can't read
I'm assuming it's the first one though