My girlfriend just told me that she's never had an orgasm. Ever

My girlfriend just told me that she's never had an orgasm. Ever.
She 24. We've been together for 2 years. She said that it isn't my fault, none of her previous boyfriends could either.

What do?

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Tie her down with vibrater in vagina, that'll help

Foot warmers and a back massager

ez send her to me and i'll make her cum multiple times

She is a liar, sorry.

Breakup imminent

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>93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length.

Hitachi magic wand, if that don't work nothing will

You tie that bitch down and vibe her clit until she has a seizure.

Stop being a premature ejaculating turd and/or learn how to eat pussy you worthless fuck

Next time try putting it in her pussy.

>pic related

Why do you care? Smash, cum, go to sleep and carry on.

And let her use it, not you, she knows what feels good for her, then when she knows what to do, she can then teach you to be a master

this

Every girl can orgasm. You and her past bfs have been nothing but inadequate.

Tips: vag needs at least 20 mins of direct stimulation before orgasm is possible.

Before u go for vag u need to foreplay first.

U need to make her cum before u do. Watch videos on porn websites on the g spot. Feel her and see what type of cummer she is. Theres 3 types. Clitoral, vaginal, and gspot.

There's always at least one ignorant virgin who doesn't know fuck all about anatomy.
Some girls literally can't, it's called anorgasmia.

Shibari halo...
Love it

Run a bath...

Thanks for the lesson. Although that would be physiology, not anatomy. Boy I got schooled.

Bad at sex detected

get one of these.
fuck her while holding this on her clit.
she will explode

give her to me.
I met a girl like that 5 years ago.
but to make you feel better, it IS actually you.

you fucking suck at fucking her or licking her.
worthless sack of shit.

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Only black cock can get her off op give up.White dudes just can't please a women.

Get better at it. I have never left a girl without one, well one time but she deserved it.

Figure it out

cut off your dick, you don't need it faggot because you can't use it.

I don't know man. My actual gf never came b4 knowning me... And she sad because her exes came Un 2-3 minutes. Use more fore play maybe massage b4 getting into sex

try domination, 90% of girls love rough sex

my sex life has improved so much since i started strangling my girlfriend, after intense stimulation while strangling shes so hot she does whatever i tell her to

>a women
>a
>women
sup inbred ape, never finished school?

The real question is, how did you go so long without knowing this?

Did you really just fuck/splooge/sleep without caring if she got off for two years?

Bravo, good sir.

OP here. I'm 35, not some kissless virgin. I've had over 20 girlfriends and I'm not bad in bed, I swear.

I'm just pissed off that she's been lying to me for 2 years.

Your correction doesn't invalidate the point. Skill doesn't matter in some cases.

I've had a gf of two years that had this issue. 8 years later and several other bf's.. Still cannot cum even with the Hitachi wand.

OP has a real issue here. If his gf has never even had an orgasm masturbating, she should ask her dr for assistance.

I've been in more pussies than Kotex.. Step off jealous-fags. At least OP has a gf.

Get a nigger

your clit game is one point? Because 99% of the time women fake internal orgasm, its all about the button.

some girls are like that. be thankful she's honest. now go by her a hitachi wand and change her world.

I can confirm some girl can reach high orgasm by coking

Precisely this.

you obviously cant please her though...and do some fucking soulsearching, she is your gf, why wouldn't she tell you? its your fcking relationship if you aren't some anal-monkey you should know why.

It means there's something wrong with her.

As long as you have yours who fucking cares if she has one.?

And why she lied? A relationship whitout trust and truth is pointless

it means rip dear grandma

The fact that you're 35 and you had over 20 gfs isn't an excuse OP.
But that gives me the impression that you most likely never gave one of your gfs an orgasm.

Think about it. 35yr - 20gfs and NOW one says something like this and after 2 years.
You know women are lying bitches and they only say what they feel once every 1000 years right?

Just accept it. You're bad at it.
>logic

Get the magic wand, I've had a girl like that before. They won't cum unless they have clitoral stimulation and unless she rides you a certain way she won't orgasm...got her the wand and voila

Physiologist, reporting in.

Anorgasmia in women is a very real condition and is typically an indication of severe childhood molestation. I'm willing to bet that she won't let you play with her clit and that she claims that the reason she won't is that it's too sensitive. The truth is, playing with her clit reminds her of the abuse she experienced as a child and it is something she doesn't want to think about while being intimate with you.

I honestly thought you were a recently met girl's bf. She recently admitted to her bf that no man has ever made her orgasm till she let me take control. It's alright OP, trust me your gf prob is just looking for that dominant manly figure in her life. tl;dr don't force it or get butt hurt you're not meant for her.

Here's your reply. Keep at it and you'll get good at trolling eventually.

Nigger I went to community college

That would make me want to play with her clit more and use her tears for lube.

Op here. Thank you.

I had a gf who couldn't orgasm that was molested by her brother. She wanted to cum.. Just couldn't (not for lack of trying.) really horny girl too.. Would do anything and sexually aggressive.

>be me
>meet a chick
>friend of a friend
>at a party
>convo turns sexual
>chick says she's never had an orgasm
>pic related was mfw she said this
>tell her i can make her orgasm and sound like a retarded sea lion as she came
>pic related X 2, hfw i said this
>other friends talk us into it, money being bet
>head off to a bedroom
>she gets naked
>i don't
>she asks why I'm not taking my clothing off
>tell her i wont be in here long enough
>lay her down
>eat her out
>only long enough to get it moist
>begin fingerblasting
>stimulate that g spot
>pussy getting soaked
>she keeps looking at me, them back at my hand
>she starts grabbing sheets
>breathing heavy
>moaning loudly
>her whole body tenses up
>SPLASH
>she squirts all over the bed
>work her clit like a 1980's record scratching dj as she squirts
>she lets out this scream that sounded like a retarded sea lion
>get off the bed, lick my fingers, and return to the party
>she emerges from the room 10 minutes later
>comes up and starts making out
>never got with her but fuck now and again as fwb

Any chick can orgasm of you know what you're doing

Buy a vibrator and put it on her clit while you give her slow deep strokes with your dick and make sure that bitch is relaxed

...

...

Believe me or don't, that's your problem, not mine.

Have a pleasant evening.

The real question is why are you dating a girl that has already had multiple sexual partners at the age of 22. Have some self respect and dump the slut.

> finger blasting a retarded sea lion like an 80's dj

Lost HARD

THIS
My ex wouldn't let me eat her out or touch her nips and so she never came from sex - only hitachi. She claimed no trauma but was severely damaged. it was destined to fail so i just nutted and bounced

>record scratching dj

Ive seen that movie too, fucking liar.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Pflg98BNYE

@ 6:40
>liar

>instantly thinks of a movie
>not music that was popular in the 80's
Confirmed millennial

>dane cook
Literal child confirmed

Pro tip from someone who makes his woman cum multiple times, Women need time to warm up, FOREPLAY FOREPLAY FOREPLAY! Tease the living fuck out of her, then Slow down you are not going to make her cum by pounding the living hell out of her! Take your time go slow and work til you can feel her G-spot the more you get her aroused the easier it gets to find since it drops further down. Keep going with the foreplay, lick her nipples, suck her neck, just do all the things you know she likes that gets her turned on. Ive literally made my woman cum by sucking and licking her nipples only. by the time you are 30 you learn they don't really care to be pounded. One of my ex's liked that more but shes about the only one.

Squirt tip, Her on top, make her put her feet forward, Hold her up by her as and just go in as deep as you can and come back to the point of almost coming out this you need to do a bit quicker though.

>damage control

You got busted making up a fake story

learn where the clitoris is.

I can understand your pissed about the lying but that will pass.
Just se it as if she want to it's something you can explore together. Some women just can't orgasam and some can but don't know how.
If she's up for exploring do it with 0 pressure and se ut as an exciting adventure and never ever get frustrated with her just loves and cuddles.
Read up on it as much as you can and just be cool about it.

>busted
Only one here busted is you posting dane cook like a pleb

Every girl is different man.

>stealing material from Dane Cook
>ever

Challenge. Accepted.

You stole that id from this movie.
imdb.com/title/tt3165612/

Here is the specific scene from where you stole it from.
youtube.com/watch?v=h2Jb-qEcDJg

>lying on Sup Forums about a fictitious sex life
That's just sad, man. Jesus.

>steady implying
>steady proving to be a literal newfag at life not being alive in the 80's
Topkek son.

the cringe never ends

Keep posting dane cook, maybe he has other pop culture references to use against others ITT...

talk about cancer

I didn't post Dane Cook. Haven't mentioned him once in this thread.

>the guy in the link I posted isn't Dane Cook, idiot.

Whats cringe is relentless dane cook worship and not even denying bein a millennial not even around in the 80's.

Here's the part where you lie and say you were, newfag

He got caught lying and can't accept it. He's probably 14 and still living with his parents.

>damage control
Oh, the tables have turned now?

Hitachic magic wand. Corded. Not that cordless bullshit. We want industrial strength. Flirt and tease for a solid hour. Apply the wand. Do not remove when she 'thinks' she's had an orgasm. Remove when she physically rips it out of your hands.

I have never heard of a woman who couldn't cum from the wand. Never.

Why would someone who was around during the 80's be on Sup Forums? Most of us are here because we haven't started our lives yet. If you're that old and lurking this place you are literally a failure at life, gramps.

I had one gf like this waaaaay back in the day.

Dude, I spent so much time trying to get her to bust a nut. I didn't break up with her over it, but if I ran into the same thing today, I'd head for the fucking hills.

If you don't longdick 'em properly, someone will. Sometimes it's not even your fault.

I never had any trouble bringing a woman to orgasm before or after that one, either. I used to wonder if my dick wasn't big enough, if I didn't have the skills, if she was in love with someone else. I still don't know.

I don't really give a fuck, either, and neither should you. There's no reason to waste time on a chick you can't satisfy. You might as well slam your dick in the silverware drawer. Let the frigid bitch figure it out with some other mf.

>if i call him 14, maybe others in the thread wont question my age, as im the one really 14, posting my favorite comic...

Hey, buddy.

I was 27 when Sup Forums started and I never left.

We're all around you.

0/10

Op here.

She has one. She bought it before we met. She never uses it. Now I'm thinking she bought it a long time ago, got frustrated and just gave up trying.

samefag. You got caught lying dude. Just let it go.

Nah, fam. Different guy. Stop projecting.

Well, it's apparently time for you to use it on her instead. It does make a difference when someone else is driving.

>the cringe never ends

I bet you have a nunchuck collection

Only time I ever hear of this is when the woman was molested.

And you don't even realize it

>you are literally a failure at life, gramps.

Nope. 53yo and happily retired with a 33yo Korean-American wife.

Just fyi to the newfag posting dane cook
encyclopediadramatica.se/Dane_Cook
Should've been common knowledge, but you know kids on Sup Forums these days...

just say k and go back to your day

>Asian gf

Because all of the white women in your life considered you too beta and you had to exploit the financially desperate

gagged.
blindfolded.
earmuffs.
tied.
dildo in ass
dildo in pussy

alternate vibrator on clit (15 secs), tongue on clit (2 mins) and fingers on clit (30 seconds).

She doesn't get out until she comes. You'll see it.

I'm dating an older woman now (shes 41) and she cums/squirts 4-5 times a night. Her sex drive is out of control and its amazingly easy to make her orgasm. Cock, tongue, fingering her g spot. Most younger girls are too self concious to let themselves go. Its messy when they do and I think that gets in a lot of their heads. Theres nothing you can do about it if she doesn't want it. Just encourage her to cum to while you finger her-- stick a couple fingers inside and rub the top of her pussy, you'll know when youre putting enough pressure on it.

>the cringe never ends
>I bet you have a nunchuck collection
Dude, what does that even mean? Nothing I said corresponds to your remarks. You're just lobbing impotent, useless insults at the wall.