/dixie/ - Southern States General

The call that saved the South edition

Previous edition: This is a thread for discussing the culture of the Southern US. Feel free to drop in and ask questions or talk about Dixie's food, customs, traditions, and identity. Posting music is also strongly encouraged. All are welcome!

There will be absolutely NO messing with Texas of any kind in this general.

>Invited: Virginians of the West or East, Tennesseans, Kentuckyians, Carolinians, Georgians (the US kind is preferred but the Caucasian variety is acceptable as well), Mississippians, Floridians, Louisianans, Alabamans, Texans, Arkansawyers

>Special guests: Missourians, Marylanders, Oklahomans, Arizonans

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Grits = oatmeal

>inb4 yank

>the McDonalds bow to the Colonel
>in contact with chickens
>rumored to possess psychic abilities
>controls Kentucky with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and fried chicken joints all over the world
>direct descendent of the ancient Southern aristocratic line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Louisville will be be the first city)
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be the Colonel’s Cajun Louisiana Style Double-down Babies™
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and biscuits, gravy, and technological progress with him
>owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Colonelbots inside you right now
>The Colonel is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Southern Baptist Church
>he learned fluent ebonics in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Colonel. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. KFC
>The Colonel will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>Patriotic
>Praises Putin constantly.
Pick one.
>leaving New York for the 6th burrow.
South Florida is New York.

>praising another country's leader means you're not patriotic

wew

>Arkansawyers
Delet

First for NC BBQ

>le south florduh isn't suthern meme
Yeah, can't argue that mate. Too many swedes

>in contact with chickens

But it's so much more aesthetic

>tfw no moderate Southern Democrat president

Texas literally started as a Dixie colony in Mexico, I'll whoop ya if you suggest it's in any way "memewestern"

Depends on what part of texas, the east is certainly southern, but i can't say the same for the north or west.

It's deeper than that and you fucking know it. When pressed on Putin he prefers to criticize America rather than speak ill of someone who despises American hegemony. Patriots aren't whataboutist apologists for other countries.

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Y'all don't pay me no mind, just getting in on this spicy new meme

>>>/frontier/

*whoops you real good*

Has Putin spoken ill of him?

The Tennessee Stud was long and mean
The color of the sun and his eyes were green

He had the nerve, and he had the blood
There never was a horse like a Tennessee Stuf

How can we continue to develop the Colonel?

The media is too autistic for them to talk about eachother

He speaks ill of America, which should be enough. We're talking about patriotism, not stroking the Yank's ego.

*blocks your path*

help me colonel sanders, you're my only hope

*shoots*

>moderate democrats

died out decade ago with the rise of king nigger

its 40 degrees out i am suffering

When will the south get it's own independence referendum?

A house divided CANNOT STAND
Come back to /cum/

*blocks your path*

FOY

/dixie/ > /cum/ tbqh

Not even the real colonel

>he thinks there's only one Colonel

Closer to cream of wheat I would think.

that is /fa/ on every level

Southern independence doesn't have the numbers behind it that it used to. The process for secession was also made extremely difficult after the war. Could see Texas trying something possibly in the far future though.

No because without us Yanks supporting their fat asses they'd collapse
They're a parasite and cant survive on their own

Texit, let's go boys

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dumb hicks

The Yankees are really heated now

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are there less fag posters in this thread

i'm not from the south

If anything it would be Flyoverland trying to toss out the coasties. Southern nationalism is mostly dead at this point

Unfortunately true. Texas might survive on its own, but the rest of us don't have much of a chance.
wallethub.com/edu/states-most-least-dependent-on-the-federal-government/2700/

>>>/Yank/

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My pa died securing our independence from /cum/
AND I AIN'T GONNA SEE THAT GO TO WASTE
*throws KFC bucket at wall*

>No because without us Yanks supporting their fat asses they'd collapse
>They're a parasite and cant survive on their own

when you win the war and still somehow get your shit pushed in

Colonel Onoda?

Jim Webb 2020?

I'm from Illinois actually
Land of Lincoln ;)

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Obama was pretty moderate honestly
You belong in /yank/ or /frontier/ or wherever else, unless you're from a small town

Small towns anywhere are pretty acceptable imo

Was Jim a Southerner?

>first designer babies will be the Colonel’s Cajun Louisiana Style Double-down Babies™
Seriously underappreciated.

The Colonel's original chicken recipe (out of use since he sold the chain)
>11 Spices – Mix With 2 Cups White Fl.
>2/3 Ts Salt
>1/2 Ts Thyme
>1/2 Ts Basil
>1/3 Ts Oregano
>1 Ts Celery salt
>1 Ts Black Pepper
>1 Ts Dried Mustard
>4 Ts Paprika
>2 Ts Garlic salt
>1 Ts Ground Ginger
>3 Ts White Pepper

I live in the southern part of Finland. Am I welcomed here?

I am white and strongly anti-immigration btw

Please.
Just because you live in the same state with larger collection of ultra-wealthy individuals, doesn't mean you're one of them.
They support you faggots too.

>my state only contributes to corn subsidies and obesity
>what is "ytngiegrevos"

He was my Senator
Also the lone rebel flag defender in the party

born in missouri, represented virginia

I do live in a small town :)

>Arkansas
What lol

Are we really seceding from /cum/?

>tfw Californian but go to Raising Cane's every weekend and sometimes enjoy listening to Dixie

I still hate you faggots most of the time, but sometimes you're alright.

>tfw your state doesn't live paycheck to paycheck and pays back more then it takes.

Absolutely wrong

>North Carolina will always be the in between state

We're on our third edition now. Dixie is free.

californians are a cancer

please do, /dixie/ is comfy, kind and doesn't have angry leafs and wall victims

Fine, North Carolina half-heartily agrees to join Dixie again despite being backstabbed the last time around.

Ayy, nice

Didn't he refuse to support Hillary or something?

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Fuck off

no, trump 2020

Al Franken 2020 to be honest.

He outright refused to on live TV very directly. And then before the election his son (also a marine) penned an op-ed that could very easily be interpreted as a Webb endorsement of Trump by proxy.

kys

He's the Democrat that we deserve

>kys

I sure do love my healthy helping of artery clogging Southern hospitality.

Let's make this man president

>Senmemetor meme of the meme state of memeisota

Yankees aren't people

>Mexico

Trump's a retard though

>Currently have a meme as Presidency

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

who Webb endorsed

>yanks have webb and sanders in the same party
>focus on calling everything else "divided america"

list your reasons as approved by huffpo and other leftist rags

>Yankee aren't people

Well they sure as hell are the people bringing their expertise and money down to the South right now.

Technically Sanders wasn't a Dem until 2015, his whole career was as an independent.

sanders didn't win though, and will hopefully die within the next 2-3 years

Anyone else /comfy/?

Hur hur, if they don't post positive news about muh President it's fake. I sure do love those God fearing patriots undermining our democracy in order to maintain the Presidential safe-space.

i'm not some liberal shill, he's just a fucking buffoon that makes america look like a joke