Previous edition: This is a thread for discussing the culture of the Southern US. Feel free to drop in and ask questions or talk about Dixie's food, customs, traditions, and identity. Posting music is also strongly encouraged. All are welcome!
There will be absolutely NO messing with Texas of any kind in this general.
>Invited: Virginians of the West or East, Tennesseans, Kentuckyians, Carolinians, Georgians (the US kind is preferred but the Caucasian variety is acceptable as well), Mississippians, Floridians, Louisianans, Alabamans, Texans, Arkansawyers
>the McDonalds bow to the Colonel >in contact with chickens >rumored to possess psychic abilities >controls Kentucky with an iron but fair fist >owns castles and fried chicken joints all over the world >direct descendent of the ancient Southern aristocratic line >will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Louisville will be be the first city) >owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth >first designer babies will be the Colonel’s Cajun Louisiana Style Double-down Babies™ >said to have 200+ IQ >ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and biscuits, gravy, and technological progress with him >owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Colonelbots inside you right now >The Colonel is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Southern Baptist Church >he learned fluent ebonics in under a week >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Colonel. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. KFC >The Colonel will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Josiah Sanchez
>Patriotic >Praises Putin constantly. Pick one. >leaving New York for the 6th burrow. South Florida is New York.
Isaiah Nguyen
>praising another country's leader means you're not patriotic
wew
Aaron Gray
>Arkansawyers Delet
Logan Moore
First for NC BBQ
Michael Hall
>le south florduh isn't suthern meme Yeah, can't argue that mate. Too many swedes
Nathan Lopez
>in contact with chickens
Justin Ortiz
But it's so much more aesthetic
Isaiah James
>tfw no moderate Southern Democrat president
John Wright
Texas literally started as a Dixie colony in Mexico, I'll whoop ya if you suggest it's in any way "memewestern"
Owen Jones
Depends on what part of texas, the east is certainly southern, but i can't say the same for the north or west.
Thomas King
It's deeper than that and you fucking know it. When pressed on Putin he prefers to criticize America rather than speak ill of someone who despises American hegemony. Patriots aren't whataboutist apologists for other countries.
Colton Green
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Robert Clark
Y'all don't pay me no mind, just getting in on this spicy new meme
Lincoln Ortiz
>>>/frontier/
Kevin Thompson
*whoops you real good*
Chase Ramirez
Has Putin spoken ill of him?
Matthew Morris
The Tennessee Stud was long and mean The color of the sun and his eyes were green
He had the nerve, and he had the blood There never was a horse like a Tennessee Stuf
Samuel Cooper
How can we continue to develop the Colonel?
Christopher Harris
The media is too autistic for them to talk about eachother
Logan Hill
He speaks ill of America, which should be enough. We're talking about patriotism, not stroking the Yank's ego.
Caleb Baker
*blocks your path*
Carter Russell
help me colonel sanders, you're my only hope
Ian Phillips
*shoots*
Nicholas Clark
>moderate democrats
died out decade ago with the rise of king nigger
Joshua Moore
its 40 degrees out i am suffering
Grayson Brooks
When will the south get it's own independence referendum?
Gavin Gonzalez
A house divided CANNOT STAND Come back to /cum/
William Adams
*blocks your path*
Joshua Johnson
FOY
Joshua Price
/dixie/ > /cum/ tbqh
Ethan Powell
Not even the real colonel
Levi Powell
>he thinks there's only one Colonel
Jayden Wood
Closer to cream of wheat I would think.
Alexander James
that is /fa/ on every level
Anthony Williams
Southern independence doesn't have the numbers behind it that it used to. The process for secession was also made extremely difficult after the war. Could see Texas trying something possibly in the far future though.
Jaxon Davis
No because without us Yanks supporting their fat asses they'd collapse They're a parasite and cant survive on their own
Michael Gutierrez
Texit, let's go boys
Jeremiah Young
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Christopher Allen
dumb hicks
Jayden Richardson
The Yankees are really heated now
John Fisher
...
Asher Walker
are there less fag posters in this thread
i'm not from the south
John Campbell
If anything it would be Flyoverland trying to toss out the coasties. Southern nationalism is mostly dead at this point
My pa died securing our independence from /cum/ AND I AIN'T GONNA SEE THAT GO TO WASTE *throws KFC bucket at wall*
Jayden Hernandez
>No because without us Yanks supporting their fat asses they'd collapse >They're a parasite and cant survive on their own
Cooper Lewis
when you win the war and still somehow get your shit pushed in
Carter Ward
Colonel Onoda?
Robert Hughes
Jim Webb 2020?
Adam Rodriguez
I'm from Illinois actually Land of Lincoln ;)
Wyatt Price
...
Adam Rivera
Obama was pretty moderate honestly You belong in /yank/ or /frontier/ or wherever else, unless you're from a small town
Small towns anywhere are pretty acceptable imo
Jayden Scott
Was Jim a Southerner?
Jose Ortiz
>first designer babies will be the Colonel’s Cajun Louisiana Style Double-down Babies™ Seriously underappreciated.
Brandon Sanchez
The Colonel's original chicken recipe (out of use since he sold the chain) >11 Spices – Mix With 2 Cups White Fl. >2/3 Ts Salt >1/2 Ts Thyme >1/2 Ts Basil >1/3 Ts Oregano >1 Ts Celery salt >1 Ts Black Pepper >1 Ts Dried Mustard >4 Ts Paprika >2 Ts Garlic salt >1 Ts Ground Ginger >3 Ts White Pepper
Dominic Hernandez
I live in the southern part of Finland. Am I welcomed here?
I am white and strongly anti-immigration btw
Mason Murphy
Please. Just because you live in the same state with larger collection of ultra-wealthy individuals, doesn't mean you're one of them. They support you faggots too.
Jaxon Cook
>my state only contributes to corn subsidies and obesity >what is "ytngiegrevos"
Isaiah Stewart
He was my Senator Also the lone rebel flag defender in the party
Dylan Robinson
born in missouri, represented virginia
Gavin Gutierrez
I do live in a small town :)
Joshua Adams
>Arkansas What lol
David Harris
Are we really seceding from /cum/?
Aaron Sanchez
>tfw Californian but go to Raising Cane's every weekend and sometimes enjoy listening to Dixie
I still hate you faggots most of the time, but sometimes you're alright.
Xavier Lewis
>tfw your state doesn't live paycheck to paycheck and pays back more then it takes.
Noah Allen
Absolutely wrong
Christopher Perry
>North Carolina will always be the in between state
Austin Murphy
We're on our third edition now. Dixie is free.
Anthony Gomez
californians are a cancer
Asher Wood
please do, /dixie/ is comfy, kind and doesn't have angry leafs and wall victims
Zachary White
Fine, North Carolina half-heartily agrees to join Dixie again despite being backstabbed the last time around.
Christian Diaz
Ayy, nice
Didn't he refuse to support Hillary or something?
Jacob Parker
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Adrian Campbell
Fuck off
Hudson Thomas
no, trump 2020
Joseph Miller
Al Franken 2020 to be honest.
Jace Hill
He outright refused to on live TV very directly. And then before the election his son (also a marine) penned an op-ed that could very easily be interpreted as a Webb endorsement of Trump by proxy.
Elijah Peterson
kys
He's the Democrat that we deserve
Connor Adams
>kys
I sure do love my healthy helping of artery clogging Southern hospitality.
Connor Allen
Let's make this man president
Jason Miller
>Senmemetor meme of the meme state of memeisota
Oliver Allen
Yankees aren't people
Michael Ortiz
>Mexico
Jace Wright
Trump's a retard though
Michael Thomas
>Currently have a meme as Presidency
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Matthew Miller
who Webb endorsed
Carson Stewart
>yanks have webb and sanders in the same party >focus on calling everything else "divided america"
Jaxon Perez
list your reasons as approved by huffpo and other leftist rags
Jose Brown
>Yankee aren't people
Well they sure as hell are the people bringing their expertise and money down to the South right now.
Jason Hughes
Technically Sanders wasn't a Dem until 2015, his whole career was as an independent.
Kevin Scott
sanders didn't win though, and will hopefully die within the next 2-3 years
Bentley Sanders
Anyone else /comfy/?
Aaron James
Hur hur, if they don't post positive news about muh President it's fake. I sure do love those God fearing patriots undermining our democracy in order to maintain the Presidential safe-space.
Tyler Bennett
i'm not some liberal shill, he's just a fucking buffoon that makes america look like a joke